Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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You can tell he’s off his meds because he’s writing in this stream of consciousness manner that makes it really difficult to decipher the point he’s making. Is he admitting he’s a urophile? That he’s an inch and a half from being gay? We all know he sucked off Jason Perva.
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We're attracted to something that excretes urine

So thats why he pisses himself. He's not being a pants shitting tard, he's putting out a piss soaked mating call. I'm sure that wafting scent of pissed in batman pantaloons really had all the college baes swarming him like an axe commercial

Also, vaginas do not excrete urine lucas. Men are attracted to the vagina not the urethra. The fuck is it with him and not understanding how pissing works? Last time he brought it up he asked where women store their piss without testicals. I have to wonder what the fuck SCC was teaching in that biology class he took. Its shit like this that makes me question whether he has ever actually fucked a woman. Cause it sure doesn't sound like it when he says stuff like this

and of course lucas thinks gays fuck guys up the ass because they are attracted to shit. Between that and the stuff he's been saying about troons lately he better be careful or the troons are going to get wind and cancel is lard laden ass. I would laugh my ass off if what got him the boot from mallon place was a bunch of troons calling them up demanding to know why they allow a bigot transphobic pedo to live there

He definitely sounds like he is either off his meds or they have stopped working properly. Either way that never ends well for him. He better watch it, because if he gets the boot he's fucked for any possibility of housing in spokane again that isn't a shelter. and we know he doesn't do well on those for long either
 
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WonderWino said:
Between that and the stuff he's been saying about troons lately he better be careful or the troons are going to get wind and cancel is lard laden ass.
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I don't have time right now but tomorrow I'll upload a bunch of pics of him from the past couple days where he's been going HARD against "the wokies" as he calls them. It's really hilarious because women are unfriending him very quickly even though he thinks he's garnering favor by white knighting them as a TERF feminist
 
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Disgruntled Pupper said:
Omfg he thinks women pee from our vaginas, the stupid fucking oaf. PhD candidate and misunderstood socalist genius doesn't even know where the urethra is on women :story:
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WonderWino said:
Also, vaginas do not excrete urine lucas. Men are attracted to the vagina not the urethra. The fuck is it with him and not understanding how pissing works?
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You don't remember his comments about wanting to "fuck her right in the pee hole?" when schizoposting about his ideal relationship with a zoomer bae?
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and of course lucas thinks gays fuck guys up the ass because they are attracted to shit.
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Of course Lucas says this as someone with a known desire to "run those guts" and anally fist any would-be wife/gf...
 
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Fanatical Pragmatist said:
You don't remember his comments about wanting to "fuck her right in the pee hole?" when schizoposting about his ideal relationship with a zoomer bae?
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I remember his fisting fetish, and I remember him talking about rectal exams and general anal nastiness for his zoomer bae, but no, the "pee hole" bit escaped my memory.
 
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Disgruntled Pupper said:
I remember his fisting fetish, and I remember him talking about rectal exams and general anal nastiness for his zoomer bae, but no, the "pee hole" bit escaped my memory.
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It didn't escape, it was your mind trying to save your sanity by subconsciously blocking out the eldritch horror that is The Wern
 
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Honestly expected worse but it's suspicious he's only showing one foot. Either way that yellow toe is gross as fuck.
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Wow! We haven't heard anything about Jamie for sometime now. I wonder if Dr. Nigger Luke and him are roommates?

Also, he has the headphones on in the video. I am thinking the voices in the wind are back. I am sure the voices in the wind do not say kind things to Lucas. I sort of envision them treating them how Wesley Willis was treated by voices when he was on the bus. I am sure they send Lucas on some serious hellrides. "Tell me I'm a stupid ass jerk. Tell me I'm a worthless bum. Tell me I'm a fat faggot and that it's not in the cards for me.".

His troonphobic posts will not sit well with Lady Z. That would be hilarious if he got kicked out of his tard housing for posting criticism of the troons. Wouldn't surprise me in today's society if that would happen.
 
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So.... lucas doesn't realize how much it looks like he's taking a pic of himself 'clownin' with an actual special needs guy complete with cartman style bike helmet. Definitely what the ladies want to see there lucas

Between the sudden reappearance, the recent ranting about troons and the headphones showing up again I wouldn't be surprised if the voices on the wind have returned. I wonder if it has anything to do with stress from realizing he caught himself up in a scam that could get him into serious trouble. Stress has a way of worsening mental problems like that so it would fit. Not to mention he's shut up about his 'job' lately. We all know what that means. He knows it made him look really bad
 
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Krathnami said:
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So he got rejected by a troon, right?
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Shaquilla huh? So lucas is trying to be racist and anti troon at the same time? Oh yeah i'm sure that'll go over well if the wrong person sees it. Lucas getting into a public slapfight with a bunch of troons would be hilarious. They can't get him fired but the moment any of them found out anything about his history I bet they'd make some calls to mallon place to get him into trouble. The way he's going on like this there has to be a reason for it. He always acts like this when he gets pissy about an incident of some kind

At this point either a troon will get wind of it or someone pretending to be one will fuck with him if he keeps going on about it and isn't careful about it

I wonder how he would react if somebody told him he better shut his mouth about troons considering he dated one, insinuating suzanne has since trooned out. He wouldn't like that at all i'm sure

and its funny how lucas is ranting like this when he a) supposedly isn't into troons and b) has no interest in or understanding of sports and doesn't watch them. So why the fuck does he even care what goes on in any sport. Its obviously lucas trying to show zoomer baes he's totally into womens rights and totally a feminist ally but boy did he get that ass backwards. He sure can read a room when it comes to the political leanings of lady z huh

So....I wonder when we'll get the lucas vs keffals or some affiliated troon arc. Pedo sped lucas vs pedo troon lucas would make for quite the arc i'm sure
 
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