Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Caracticus]

Yes, Lucas needs to see a doctor ASAP!!!!!! Any one of the symptoms he shows would mean nothing by themselves, but the combination of them is a shit-load of trouble. As others have said, facial swelling is not a common sign of a cold, it's more typical of an allergy ... except for the other symptoms Lucas has shown. He seems to get out of breath simply from talking, in spite of his diet which should NOT produce weight loss he claims to have lost weight the last month, he is now showing facial swelling with dry cough but no other viral signs indicating a cold and says he "feels fine." Those symptoms combined could be Superior Vena Cava Syndrome, most frequently a sign of cancer.

The dick pick tosses another risk factor into it. If the size is not simply due to obesity or his position when it was taken, it does look like it fits the criteria for "micro penis." In his topless videos Lucas has serious lack of symmetry in his breasts, specifically his left breast is phenotypical female, especially the areola around the nipple. Combined with his lisp, obesity, and hypersexuality it comes together to indicate a genetic-based gender disorder, which itself increases the risk of cancer. And unfortunately for Lucas, it is also a guarantee he is shooting blanks. All his ejaculate is seminal fluid, no long-telomere swimmers in there at all.

 

[Rogowski]

lol

 

[lindsayfan]

i agree it looks like a severe immune system issue. The discoloration & swelling suggest anaphylaxis

 

[Rescuetoast]

Is it wrong to hope he's suddenly developed a shellfish allergy and can't eat sushi anymore?

 

[Bassomatic]

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For all you can say good about MLK, he'd be considered quite sexist by todays standards due to his spiritual leanings, you know women to be at home and raise the family at all. Also, he loved him some hookers. MLKs fight was not sexism, Matt Shepard again, was a faggot who loved some meth and even if you buy the story, his death was tied to gay bashing, nothing to do with his age.

This doesn't even fucking make sense to the point it frustrates me. That and I'm gassy, so using Lucas logic it's some how the fact my girl is only months younger and we probably will both die now.

Something is seriously wrong with Lucas' health both over all and more so at the moment. I don't see why he's disregarding his haters, he has to be some what aware something is wrong, and he loves being a victim. Everyone takes pity on the ill. Lucas has 10k facebook fans yet the people who laugh at him online and call him a fat mirco dick creep are the only ones worried about his health. That's a really sad existence.

 

[Rescuetoast]

For all you can say good about MLK, he'd be considered quite sexist by todays standards due to his spiritual leanings, you know women to be at home and raise the family at all. Also, he loved him some hookers. MLKs fight was not sexism, Matt Shepard again, was a faggot who loved some meth and even if you buy the story, his death was tied to gay bashing, nothing to do with his age.

This doesn't even fucking make sense to the point it frustrates me. That and I'm gassy, so using Lucas logic it's some how the fact my girl is only months younger and we probably will both die now.

Something is seriously wrong with Lucas' health both over all and more so at the moment. I don't see why he's disregarding his haters, he has to be some what aware something is wrong, and he loves being a victim. Everyone takes pity on the ill. Lucas has 10k facebook fans yet the people who laugh at him online and call him a fat mirco dick creep are the only ones worried about his health. That's a really sad existence.

To be fair, I've had my eyes swell shut from seasonal allergies before :powerlevel:. It might legitimately just be that. I don't get it though, he's on state insurance, why not just go to a doctor? Is he afraid they might 5150 him immediately?

ETA: one time it was just one side of my face that swelled. Don't know why, but it is possible (and miserable).

 

[Bassomatic]

To be fair, I've had my eyes swell shut from seasonal allergies before. It might legitimately just be that. I don't get it though, he's on state insurance, why not just go to a doctor? Is he afraid they might 5150 him immediately?

That raises a good point, he may have a fear of medical professionals due to that. But he has cash and we know savings, if something is that serious and OTC shit isn't helping he really should see a doc even to get px strength claritin or something.

Can any Spokane people chime in about seasonal allergies this time of year?

 

[Rescuetoast]

Looks to be pretty bad.

 

[(not) y2k compliant]

That raises a good point, he may have a fear of medical professionals due to that. But he has cash and we know savings, if something is that serious and OTC shit isn't helping he really should see a doc even to get px strength claritin or something.

Can any Spokane people chime in about seasonal allergies this time of year?

Spokane has a fairly dry climate, and that means the air is passively able to carry more allergens, so yeah if you're allergic to say douglas fir then you're super fucked in the Spokane area. Upon moving back to the area I had to start taking over the counter medication to deal with it in the summer months.

On an unrelated note, why is Spokane the Florida of the Northwest? I've known several dudes like Lucas, and perhaps its maybe me being too normalized to schizos, meth heads, and the slags of the US verity since it seems to be about half of the area's population, but Lucas kinda feels, run of the mill?

 

[IrishAsylum]

Looks to be pretty bad.

Hasn't he been in Spokane for like 2-3 years now? If it was the pollen he'd have looked like this before.

 

[Caracticus]

Hasn't he been in Spokane for like 2-3 years now? If it was the pollen he'd have looked like this before.

I was going to say the same thing, but last year at this time he was locked up. We didn't get to see him during the spring months.

 

[Rescuetoast]

It's possible to develop allergies later in life. Lucas is shockingly unhealthy, wouldn't surprise me if his immune system is going a little haywire.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

:powerlevel: I live somewhere with higher levels of pollen and I have never seen someone turn bright red, swell up, and had their vocal cords contract due to it.

 

[Rescuetoast]

:powerlevel: I live somewhere with higher levels of pollen and I have never seen someone turn bright red, swell up, and had their vocal cords contract due to it.

Yeah, that's true. He is significantly redder than normal.

 

[XxxwernxxX]

Not common, but not too unusual to suddenly become allergic to something. That reaction seems extreme, but he could just be allergic. Or something serious. Either way he should see a doctor.

 

[Tracy Martel]

On an unrelated note, why is Spokane the Florida of the Northwest? I've known several dudes like Lucas, and perhaps its maybe me being too normalized to schizos, meth heads, and the slags of the US verity since it seems to be about half of the area's population, but Lucas kinda feels, run of the mill?

No you're totally correct. Spokane has tons of weirdos just like Lucas and they all end up living off the gubmint because it's a liberal paradise.

 

[TelomereJones]

No you're totally correct. Spokane has tons of weirdos just like Lucas and they all end up living off the gubmint because it's a liberal paradise.

It's the activist runoff from the college. PDX is the same way, though the county space between the two cities is very livable.

I've had an allergic reaction that looks like what The Wern has. He needs to be hitting the benadryl till the symptoms go away & then avoid the trigger as much as possible. It's got to be something he ate or rubbed right on his face.

 

[AmpleApricots]

You can blame a lot on the Wern but allergies are not one of these things. They can come (and also go) randomly at any stage in life and it's nothing you can really plan for. There are people that were terribly allergic to things like nuts (having to carry around an epipen and all) from birth just to suddenly figure out as adults that they can consume nuts safely just fine. It happens, according to recent studies it's apparently not even rare.

I second that he sounds somehow less creepy when sick, if you don't listen to what he actually says that is. In his other videos he's exceedingly unpleasant to listen to, this one isn't that bad. Also I saw his micropenis now even though I really didn't wanna and I'm not entirely sure what I expected to begin with but there it is I guess. Ew.

 

[Sleepy Link]

It's fantastic knowing that he is enjoying Sushi on my dime.

 

[Bassomatic]

It's ok Lucas will still be homeless soon and a fat man with beetus drinking soda lol. Corp tax reductions are a debate, but like anything else Lucas just doesn't understand things and complains to shine himself as some hero when he's a grifting MRSA infected pedophile, Coca cola creates jobs in the US and 3rd world, provides a product and still pays taxes.