Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Some recent posts from the Lolcow of Spokane, WA. The no one should work one, yeah, okay. It's the working people who pay taxes to support exceptional autists who refuse to work. Not all of us can collect retard bux, Lucas. And the male feminist, saying women basketball players need a lower hoop. How progressive!

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Lucas is proof you don't have to work in the US. But look what you get. Yeah I'll take my job fact I can buy more than one burrito a month and own shoes. Mrs basso is I guess you can argue a roommate but we're paying not a greedy land lord like Lucas, but ourselves in our home. We're investing Lucas is out as always to make the rich richer.

Sesscio Plebus was when the avg Roman shut shit down, Lucas who never finished high school despite getting loans for a college tard program and despite dropping out of that too dared address himself as Dr.
So it doesn't shock me Lucas is unaware of strikes going back to ancient times. Ironically one of the major reasons we do not have such strikes aside protected labor unions is people like Lucas. The poor worker is so brutally taxed in the current era they can't afford a missed paycheck and no high trust society thanks to immigration language barrier etc prevent this also.

As I mentioned before the only way Lucas comes out better aside being a forgotten about bill like that time you forgot to cut your exes Netflix is a fascism state with welfare policies but no Aktion T4. All his harping etc all I can say aside him being wrong factually, be careful what you wish for. Bernie would weep at Lucas "I'm too good to dig a hole" Werner.

There's an old iirc 60s era statement never trust anyone over 30. Has some back round towards older people post draft age in Vietnam era. Few other things but I digress. I had a family member who for a career flew b52s all those planes people scribble that on them. They crew is much younger than the planes. Same with nuclear subs. Pretty amazing to think being entrusted with a nuclear reactor or weapon before 30. Lucas mentioned 40 because he can't meme right and it effects him. 40 is where most people are full stride in life. Many say it's the best years those and the 50s. Sure you're not wet behind the ears or immortal like 20s your 30s are a fucking blur. Lucas did nothing in all of these ages he's a perpetual drain and sloth. The only people who look down on people in 40s is those who embarrass themselves by not adapting and growing and gross people like Lucas who still hit on teen girls. Now if you have neglected your health like Lucas "I totally don't need dialysis anymore" has its when shit catches up pretty fast and more so the bad stuff shows up and I don't just mean grey hairs.

I'll make fun of Lucas for any god damn reason as I choose. I'm not the one lying to cops about fake black crime. Bigot.

Lucas science babble might be so retarded he can L Rob Hubbard it and start his anti god religion church all sorts of tax breaks and free shit. I mean scientology looks damned logical to his Neil Degrass Tyson with a concussion rants. Carl Sagan's ghost once said "Lucas proved God is real for no nature could make something so creepy and cringe".

Why would anyone pay Lucas to stay at his nursing home? We all want a final season of the freak of Spokane now winters over. You're boring and already were paying for it! We want street screaming and men with butterfly nets dragging you back to the psych ward.

As I mentioned before about Carl Sagans converted views to Christ after seeing Lucas, basic Bible or any religion has that solved. For being a PhD and atheist you'd think he would know how to debate or you know at least get past the im cranky I'm going to Sunday school when cartoons are on stage.

Lucas claims there's no proof God exists remember that time Lucas tried to prove his telomeres shit? A real scientist the one who he quoted slapped him with a C&D because he used it wrong. One can cite many miracles as proof and debate them as proof, being we do not know science would not say God isn't real. Anti religion is it's own religion. Ergo Lucas is religious but he seems to only adopt the parts about young kids sex and give poor people (not others that him) stuff. Seriously his meal ticket is wernoligy can be the official religion of NAMBLA making fellow creepy homosexuals a protected class.

The WNBA should not exist, it doesn't merit altering or explanation shit is a lame ass scam and wack.

How are we going to rise up and stop Trump when we ban guns Lucas? Also look at the insane crime rates of London. It's a city that pro gun people use as an example to not disarm. Use of any weapon is required training. Swords are deadly weapons like fire arms. Lucas has MRSA it's highly infectious. Why should a law abiding citizen have to go toe to toe with him or an AIDs infected junkie? Tasers do not always work and won't stop someone on PCP or other stimulants. Drugs are pretty darn common in Spokane from what other users say. You won't find anyone more pro gun than myself but also in serious want for restraining LEOs from their shoot first shit (word to mag dump over an acorn dude). Weapons are scary and deadly ones more so. To the normal sober person if you think about shady shit weapons are a great idea . I see a lot of out of shape cops but I can't out run a bullet. So to speak while large cash transfers are insured and marked the cut rate brinks truck drivers making about same as a burger flipper are packing. Under order to surrender the cash. That 50 year old 38 on their hip stops enough dumbasses from even thinking it. A baton doesn't carry that. Again Lucas not being in the real world can't understand this stuff

Dr. Nigga Luke science expert claims mammals evolved from fish? Well that's a new level of stupid. I love how made up these stories are they aren't that rare chance of and everyone stood and clapped. They are just pure Wern day dreams passed off as fact. Lastly that's a pretty anti trans statement Lucas, that sex is a mere dicotmy. What would AOC say you viewed intersex people as a genetic backstep some devolved cave man? For a leftist you sure love Christian right talking points.
 
I was watching a Fatal Walter video on Lucas and noticed he sperged out about covid a lot, like bitching people were hooking up during covid and even just driving during covid. Does he think just cuz the gov't gave some people a few 1k checks they would just hide inside their houses and wouldn't need to get groceries, work to pay rent, etc, etc. You would think public transit would be a whole lot worse then driving during the lockdowns. I remember a few of his horrible memes posted here during covid but I didn't know he was this into it.

Also whats up with him always asking to hook him up with the girls, does he think normal guys just roll around 3-4 deep w/ women or something, or is it more like a car and nobody would have a problem w/ lending my wife/girlfriend out to him for a few hours?
 
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Some of the most recent brokeposting stuff:
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and you thought army SOS was horrifying. Imagine trying to brag to a zoomer bae that this is your top tier cooking skills at work

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You heard it here first folks, he's not preying on teen girls, he's giving them an opportunity for self redemption. How generous of him. Totally not what a raging narcissist and obvious self entitled predator would say at all
 
Some of the most recent brokeposting stuff:
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and you thought army SOS was horrifying. Imagine trying to brag to a zoomer bae that this is your top tier cooking skills at work

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You heard it here first folks, he's not preying on teen girls, he's giving them an opportunity for self redemption. How generous of him. Totally not what a raging narcissist and obvious self entitled predator would say at all
Did he make a post calling teens sluts recently?
 
Shit man, I can only imagine how awkward theists must feel when ya boi hits them with that mind-bendingly original curveball, no wonder they ignore the question
New video from the Wern, he’s back on talking about picking up “fertile women” from bars, though with a new twist: apparently all conservatives love Eminem and are very sophisticated.
Nig's really starting to look old now. The mouth and chin area, resembles a man approaching 60 not 50
 
New video from the Wern, he’s back on talking about picking up “fertile women” from bars, though with a new twist: apparently all conservatives love Eminem and are very sophisticated.
He sure is talking like a pedo again with his 'if they're in a bar they must be legal age' when he knows full well fake id is a thing and plenty aren't. Lots of predators try to pull that bs. He thinks he's being clever and that he has found some kind of loophole with that claim. Just remember how he screamed 'she told me she was 22! She looks 22!' when he got busted in LA finding out 'mia' was supposedly 16, and how 'she looked 23 and had to be legal age to work at starbucks' when he creeped on the 16 year old barista, and the 'we wouldn't do anything until she turned 16' when he got caught grooming the 15 year old with a burrito

Gee, no pattern there at all. The feds would love him if he got busted in a sting. He'd talk himself into a 20 year sentence trying to bs and threaten his way out of trouble

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Couple funny recent posts. Very ironic lol
Aside from the fact that he must have been furious at seeing the idea of surge pricing becoming a thing in restaurants cause it would eventually spread to everything he likes to eat and make it even more unaffordable, how the fuck did he twist 'people didn't like that idea and would have stopped eating at wendys' into 'therefore people can demand UBI and magic full solar automation' (which isn't even physically possible) and of course the only reason he wants UBI is so that he would be able to get paid to do absolutely nothing and would never have to bs about why he can't get a job again. If anything lucas is exactly the kind of person who should automatically be disqualified for UBI

and its never a good sign for lucas's sanity or ability to behave himself when he starts talking about how fertile women are. Like clockwork, spring has started to roll around in spokane and lucas has sniffed the air and smelled fertile teen puss puss on the wind, awakening the wern once more and starting him back on his eternal lovequest. I wonder what stupid shit he'll get up to this year. Like a hibernating bear lucas will emerge from mallon place with two thoughts in his swiss cheese brain - food and fucking
 
Gee, no pattern there at all. The feds would love him if he got busted in a sting. He'd talk himself into a 20 year sentence trying to bs and threaten his way out of trouble
He'd get entrapped in a sting because he's probably retarded enough to think if you ask someone if they're a cop, they have to tell the truth.
 
He sure is talking like a pedo again with his 'if they're in a bar they must be legal age' when he knows full well fake id is a thing and plenty aren't.
He probably figures that if he got caught interfering with a minor in a bar, he could count on the doorman who got fooled by her fake ID to bro up and speak in his defence in pedo court. Y'know, cos he's a fantasist tard and all.
 
Weird take for him to be trying to piss off vegans. I thought he said at one point that he was trying to go vegan or something like that. This isn't going to win him any gen z babes.
Yeah, a couple of years ago he was going on about considering becoming a vegan. He was "looking into veganism and bodybuilding". Someone had his phone number and recorded his voice message and it said something "I'm not available, I am probably out exploring veganism and bodybuilding, call me back. Mooo!". He thought baby zooms would be pleased if he became a vegan. Now he has reversed course on this one.
 
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Yeah, a couple of years ago he was going on about considering becoming a vegan. He was "looking into veganism and bodybuilding". Someone had his phone number and recorded his voice message and it said something "I'm not available, I am probably out exploring veganism and bodybuilding, call me back. Mooo!". He thought baby zooms would be pleased if he became a vegan. Now he has reversed course on this one.
Bingo, he's had several posts/videos/voicemails where he talks about "looking into" veganism, cooking vegan meals, becoming a vegan if his "gf" was vegan etc. It's all hilarious nonsense though I did love it when he purchased a block of vegan cheese and ate the whole thing.
 
Dear @WonderWino, I humbly request you take back your insults towards SOS. I used to think you were cool and a good poster but it's pretty clear now you're just another greed monger flat bill grey haired Republican. I bet you're watching trump speeches and fucking three nineteen year olds right now.

While I've never had Army SOS and I'm sure it's like wallpaper paste, that's something Lucas would enjoy since he had Jason Pervas man paste shot into his mouth.

Ok a little long winded to say I like SOS and Lucas is a faggot but, I digress.

Is the chilli peppers and honey his take on the hot honey trend? But with season packets he can steal from convenience stores? Adding the soy is fucking insane factoring the salt in a bbq seasoning. Id love to see his blood pressure.

Lucas is taking a page from incels (he being one no shock) all women are whores but wont fuck him. Women are just lying up at subways, pizza hut, office buildings and letting anyone that wants use them as a sex toy. But somehow Lucas can't get his dick wet?

Lucas is a toothless lion when it comes to his predatory behavior. The only prey he has are people willing to look the other way or the unaware. He does steal from the government, churches and other charities. He could do more but he rather lie, jerk off to kids and eat. There's a reason real predators like Ted Bundy(chu) got mad booty despite being well the worlds second most awful Pokemon.

This new vide makes no sense, in a shock to no one. I do love how winded and fat he is. This guy who's selling himself as hip and explaining pop culture can not even get a few words out due to his poor health from bad life choices. Eminem? I don't do celebrity news but last I heard that name was when he went retarded over trump. Regardless of like/dislike of Donny. Em, wanted to rap battle him the world united saying that was fucking retarded and he sold out because he used to mock everything and everyone. Now he's 50 and trying to rap battle ? I dunno maybe he redeemed himself or is famous again. Either way I don't think the super MAGA people would be fans after that stunt.

Who gets pissed off by term Omnivore? Seriously. This is another case of the voices in the wind. Also from a environmental science teacher parent, there been a push in science to remove that term and just just carnivore and herbivore. Almost all "carnivore" eat plant based stuff some only when desperate. But I'll spare the sperging. I just like to inform my friends here of neat stuff and show Lucas again is anti science and not with it

Lucas speaks against faith when his own world view comes from his denial of science and schizophrenic voices telling him things. The basic word faith to be an English geek means you think or hope something with out proof. So really all science IS faith to start. Hey will X do Y? I think so. I have faith. let's test it. That's the scientific method.

Magic free everything and use more lithium than existing in the world because Wendy's made a retarded (and some even suspect publicly stunt) choice. Jesus Christ even in his faux socialist shit he can't not think of anything not food related. Lucas ignored UBI has failed in the few trial runs it's had and he still will be poor and a loser with it this isn't even starting the economics related issue.

He's far from alone thinking a bad marketing back fire proves the entire world can/will unite for some cause no one wants or cares about in the gran scheme of a non western based view. As someone blessed enough to travel a bit if you bring up UBI to some poor nigger (as Lucas calls em) farmer in Kenya. They would laugh and talk about they want fertile soil to have a good harvest not fucking solar panels or another season of the bachelor etc. A lot of immigrants esp poor ones use paper plates because to them it's a sign of wealth what would Greta think all these browns not recycling!

I understand Lucas pretends to be a champagne socialist but he's got way more in common with a Benglai untouchable than a well off navie first worlders who wants cures for poverty etc.
 
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