Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Pedophobe]

Can anyone tell me which page approximately the LA Saga begins on please, search functions not helping.

Starts around page 1074.

 

[Da Dude123]

More schizo ramblings from the cow. Celebrate obesity? Whatever, fatty. You're the one who ate a whole pizza and then immediately went to the steak house next. You're very obese, Lucas. No one believes Lucas walks that much. He doesn't have proper shoes or a winter coat.

 

[TractorGirl]

Starts around page 1074.

Thank you

 

[Seizure Salad]

Walking a couple blocks probably feels like 15 miles when you're that obese. He gets out of breath sitting completely still, talking at a conversational pace. No way do I believe that.

 

[Warm Lasagna]

Walking a couple blocks probably feels like 15 miles when you're that obese. He gets out of breath sitting completely still, talking at a conversational pace. No way do I believe that.

Come to think of it, Chantal is the same way. I wonder if they’re on the same timeline in terms of kidney failure. She’s just more sneaky about it by saying her regular visits to the Kuwaiti clinic are for “Vitamin” injections.

Either way, that’s no way to live. Lucas better starting making peace with his Maker now because he’s probably going to meet Him in a few years or so.

 

[Fatal Walter]

Here's another sin

 

[Bassomatic]

Is it me or is Lucas lie lazier than normal? He just said he can't work because no shoes. Now he's walking 15 miles a day? Shoeless? Sure. 15 miles a day on cement or concrete will rip most shoes up pretty darn quick even well made ones. Fat faggot Lucas Colby Werner needs special shoes by his own claim. Those are definitely not made for pavement pounding.

I hike a lot and normally I'm the kinda guy who cry once buy once with gear but for hiking I really like low cut lighter grippy stuff, they don't really offer a life time style for what I want. I have boots for intense or winter or labor. Well even the 100-200 pair of Solomon,Merrel etc good ass shoes I kill in a year or two. I'm subjecting them to different life but much better chance of tears stains etc and I'm rarely doing a 15 mile ruck in a day.

It's a stupid lie, dumber than most even 5 miles a day would be less a red flag but him posting right after he needs shoes... There is no way the freak of Spokane is walking that around town barefoot. It's such a stupid lie.

His idea of people being too old, oh Lucas, it's almost self aware. But remember he has this bizarre idea anyone who votes for someone has a sexualization towards them. He legit was saying teen girls fap to Bernie. He also has this insane view everyone, not just his "side" was for Biden, Trump won an election and got 10s of millions of adult women votes the second time.

Normally if he was some kinda slick podcaster this would be a dig to dehumanize the other side. For dumb dumb Dr. Nigga Luke he just doesn't understand or have awareness.

I don't have a problem with gay people, but Lucas the "man of science" want to talk about their #s? Huge gap in rape, sexual abuse domestic violence, addiction, homelessness and Lucas who loves to dab on the Church priests are male and they are alter boys not alter girls.

Almost every culture has hated gays, not exactly for being gay per say but, predatory faggots. The LGBT has made the awful mistake of not gate keeping and I suspect the West will remove some protections and gay rights because of the Kevin Spacys Don Lemons etc and our peaceful illegal Muslim immigrants. Greek culture is often laughed at for being open towards homosexuality and pederasty, well two things one anyone knowing history knows that's false made up by the dark age churches when life was shit people made up stories why these better places in the past sucked and one was they were heathen faggots. The second, they had a different view on sexuality and it was kept out of the public. You might just sneak off to the woods and let homie bust a nut in you but pride fests would get you exiled stoned or sold into sex slavery since you liked faggot cock so much.

I love how a 400lb man is talking about obesity. Lucas has had organ failure due to him being a fat faggot who steals food from churches, gets food stamps and is fed slop at his retard house. We all laugh at how fat he is. Fat acceptance is this weird ass suicide cult but that's another story for another day. Lucas while not being pro fat rights is definitely part of it. He's never tried to lose weight, the times he does is due to lose of food access and forced walking. Like a wild fucking animal how embarrassing. He doesn't care about he's fat he's just mad so many teen girls are getting chubby.

Speaking of chubby Lucas by his own words can't get a chubby, that's right ladies the overweight, jobless, welfare leech, racist dropout can't get it up. He will fist your asshole. Romantic.

 

[Kaliyuga]

Medicaid covers glasses if needed but I'm not sure about Medicare, which is what most SSI recipients pay for from their tug.

Medicare does not cover glasses or dental work at all, and the insured are responsible for 20 percent of whatever is covered

 

[AnOminous]

Medicare does not cover glasses or dental work at all, and the insured are responsible for 20 percent of whatever is covered

You ordinarily get Medicare with normal Social Security (65 or older) or Social Security Disability Insurance (for disabled people who have worked), and Medicaid with Supplemental Security Income.

If you are getting normal SS/SSDI, but still have a low enough income, you can be dually eligible for both, so Lucas probably qualifies for free glasses under Medicaid because he almost certainly qualifies for Supplemental Security Income.

I don't think he qualifies for Medicare because he both isn't old enough and probably doesn't have a substantial work history enough to qualify for SSDI (he would need more employment than we are aware of). Unless his parents pulled a Bob Chandler and somehow grandfathered him in like Chris got.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

What if a grey beard wore a flat bill? Would he become a grey bill or a flat beard? And @Fatal Walter love your videos, did you ever do a video on that time he tried to extort his neighbors into yeeting him a gen z cutie? Anyone else feel like his attempts to use slang would sound like your grand parents trying to make fun of you?

 

[Bassomatic]

Unless his parents pulled a Bob Chandler and somehow grandfathered him in like Chris got.

Lucas is closing on 65 so medicare if the fat faggot doesn't drop dead first .

Lol his family threw him to the tax payer and went to live much better lives for it. They didn't set shit up or do anything until his LA rape trip where they bailed his dumbass out but not one motel night any of the winters he was homeless.

It doesn't much matter Lucas is lazy and even free he doesn't want the glasses or shoes, they will only work against his grifting. This dude is happy enough being blind and walking around in socks just so he can not get a part time job and get one burrito a month.

Ready to be a dad my ass.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

I don't remember him trying to sue Chris Hanson, Cloudflare and someone else due to him supposedly getting attacked outside a bar? I heard it in this video Fatal Walker did here, do we have any information on him getting attacked outside a bar?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAqgyv1GDhk&list=PLxrVA5flc1SMtbaYKAw_4LdQwVsCsFVRD&index=5

 

[VoidFace]

do we have any information on him getting attacked outside a bar?

Oh yeah that’s a lie Lucas made up. He claims he got attacked by a “fat Albert looking motherfucker” using a “steel baseball bat” for hitting on 17 year old girls or something.

He filed a police report, in fact you can find the bodycam footage of him telling an officer what he claimed happened, but even the officer didn’t buy it and said the claimed head injury “looked like a pimple.” To date the only injury Lucas has ever shown was a scrape from where he “got vertigo the next day and slipped.”

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Oh yeah that’s a lie Lucas made up. He claims he got attacked by a “fat Albert looking motherfucker” using a “steel baseball bat” for hitting on 17 year old girls or something.

He filed a police report, in fact you can find the bodycam footage of him telling an officer what he claimed happened, but even the officer didn’t buy it and said the claimed head injury “looked like a pimple.” To date the only injury Lucas has ever shown was a scrape from where he “got vertigo the next day and slipped.”

So as I figured the whole thing was probably made up, I guess A for effort going as far as to bother a cop w/ your fake ass story. If the cop wanted to be a dick couldn't they give him a charge Bearing False Witness or something?

 

[AnOminous]

So as I figured the whole thing was probably made up, I guess A for effort going as far as to bother a cop w/ your fake ass story. If the cop wanted to be a dick couldn't they give him a charge Bearing False Witness or something?

They'd really need to prove it was false and not just Press X to Doubt. They have their time wasted by lunatics and weirdoes all the time (think Tommy Tooter) and aren't really going to prosecute everyone. It seems they usually reserve prosecution for when you say fake shit that results in them actually having to do something, like calling in a fake fire or reporting a dead body that isn't there or something.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

They'd really need to prove it was false and not just Press X to Doubt. They have their time wasted by lunatics and weirdoes all the time (think Tommy Tooter) and aren't really going to prosecute everyone. It seems they usually reserve prosecution for when you say fake shit that results in them actually having to do something, like calling in a fake fire or reporting a dead body that isn't there or something.

Yea that makes sense, I'm sure if he kept doing it and wasted taxpayer money it would be a different story. But just approaching a cop that happens to be nearby and telling him your fanfic of being attacked is kinda a no harm no foul kinda thing.

 

[Bassomatic]

Anyone else find it funny Lucas "UR A BIGOT" Werner lies about an attack and blames a black male?

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

I love how it goes from I had a soda to a no contact order in this video, this is a true classic. wow this video has it all, talks about MSRA infections, kicking a guy out so his girl would be his, breaking up w/ the only woman that would fuck him, a mouth foaming rant. lmfao EXCUSE YOU AGAIN BIGOT!

Here's a video I've never seen before which features Tom Segura and Christina P reviewing Lucas's attempt to buy a zoomer bay w $100, Tom brings up a interesting point it's very strange to try and motivate a marx w/ money

 

[jaredjellyjugs257]

This guy always reminded me of like a more functioning version of Jared Genesis.

 

[jaredjellyjugs257]

Whoops double post