Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[37yearolddickrightnow]

That's an older video - he is wearing the Halloween movie shirt that the Outcast Owl guy gave him. He was freshly released from the loony bin after his bus station chimpout. Whole lotta good that did him...

 

[Da Dude123]

That's an older video - he is wearing the Halloween movie shirt that the Outcast Owl guy gave him. He was freshly released from the loony bin after his bus station chimpout. Whole lotta good that did him...

I so wish someone had videoed him chimping out at the bus station. He was mooooing and reeeing for a Gen Z woman and had to be carted off on a stretcher. He was acting like a total faggot, from the sound of it.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

I so wish someone had videoed him chimping out at the bus station. He was mooooing and reeeing for a Gen Z woman and had to be carted off on a stretcher. He was acting like a total faggot, from the sound of it.

Someone here DID post a clip of it, it was very short, but I did see it.

 

[Da Dude123]

More schizo autistic posting by Lolcow, Lucas Werner. $100 for what? What the hell is he asking for $100 for?

 

[WonderWino]

More schizo autistic posting by Lolcow, Lucas Werner. $100 for what? What the hell is he asking for $100 for?

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That shit about I know its gotta be a divide. The distances between the stars is wide in space and time is pure textbook schizophrenia delusion seeing patterns in nonsensical ways. You'd think a doctor would have told him this by now and he'd have stopped making it blatantly obvious that he's lying about totally not being schizo. Then again lucas never listens to anyone who tells him something he doesn't want to hear

Unsurprisingly he seems to not understand how objective and subjective truth work

and that $100 and i'll give it a roustabout is yet another example of lucas pulling a term out of his ass he heard somewhere that he doesn't understand and using it in a completely nonsensical way to try to make people think he's smart and well spoken:

Roustabout:
an unskilled or casual laborer.

• a laborer on an oil rig.
• NORTH AMERICAN
  a dock laborer or deckhand.

What is a roustabout? [slang]

a person with no permanent home or regular occupation. also : one who stirs up trouble.

Fucking lol'd at that one. Oh he'll give it a roustabout alright. You could cut the irony of his statement there with a knife. The best part is he's too stupid to realize how stupid he comes off having said that

So in other words he's saying give me $100 and i'll talk more nonsense and use big words I don't understand how to use correctly. Such a good deal for your money. ffs he even repeated song lyrics trying to sound smart and couldn't use that properly in context either

 

[Telomere Savalas]

 

[Da Dude123]

Lucas is producing more milk as the season turns. I don't believe any of this ever happened with him buying some women lunch. He is talking about bars again. I wish he would go to Lower Post Street and try one of his lines in The Volstead Act or Jimmy Zs, or one of the age gap bars down there. He would chimpout if he got rejected. I hope he gets more active. Him moooing about being an atheist is getting boring.

 

[Zoomies]

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Think his dumbass meant "shout-out". Word salad in play here.

 

[SteveGoatman]

Lucas is producing more milk as the season turns. I don't believe any of this ever happened with him buying some women lunch. He is talking about bars again. I wish he would go to Lower Post Street and try one of his lines in The Volstead Act or Jimmy Zs, or one of the age gap bars down there. He would chimpout if he got rejected. I hope he gets more active. Him moooing about being an atheist is getting boring.

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Two takeaways from his latest postings:

1) Lucas, as always, is stuck in a perpetual cycle of assumed personas (intellectual, ladies man with smooth pick up lines, radical atheist, working class hero, street wise tough guy, etc). I know the answer is "no" and the reason is because "he's Lucas" but I still stare in amazement wondering "can't see that he's done nothing but dug up his past failures and changed nothing about his approach?" He's talking about finding young ladies at Lower Post Street like he hasn't ranted about this for years! As if this is some new revelation he's just deduced. Also, women (like...basically all people that you're trying to get a favorable reaction out of)...appreciate being treated with respect. What an incredible insight he's shared with us all.

2) How's that job search going, Lucas?

 

[TractorGirl]

A roustabout in Aussie speak is someone who works in shearing sheds picking up the fleeces from the shearers and picking the sheep shit off of it. It’s hot, smelly hard work bending down all day, if you don’t keep up you cop a mouthful from the shearers, I’d love to see Lucas attempt a day doing it.

 

[LucasFaeCaple]

Theres a video lucas posted recently thats on brokeposting where he's ranting like a loon about screaming nigger again to get zoomer baes and he's spazzing out and spitting constantly while he's talking. He comes off as fucking nuts in it. Can't figure out how to download it to post though, so if anybody knows how to do that its still up there

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas is producing more milk as the season turns. I don't believe any of this ever happened with him buying some women lunch. He is talking about bars again. I wish he would go to Lower Post Street and try one of his lines in The Volstead Act or Jimmy Zs, or one of the age gap bars down there. He would chimpout if he got rejected. I hope he gets more active. Him moooing about being an atheist is getting boring.

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I've spent some time in mental hospitals and respect seems to be the key sounds like prime random.txt material. Also note that he's talking about the time he tried to manipulate a mentally ill girl in the mental hospital into dating him, to the point he literally sent a box of snack foods to her when he got out and got it sent back to him because of how predatory and creepy that kind of behavior is. Yet here he is bragging about it again. He's circling around to stuff that happened years ago that he's hoping people have forgotten about or don't know about and therefore don't know the details of and how creepy and predatory he was. He is literally admitting to trying to hit on and manipulate a mentally ill teen girl at her most vulnerable, and thinks this makes him look good because hes trying to fake empathy and respect literally to manipulate her. Low IQ predator indeed. Plus look at how he tries to rationalize and justify it accusing people of using 'scare tactics' about women in mental hospitals so you won't try to date them. They're literally crazy and extremely vulnerable women that nobody should be trying to date while they're in there for alot of reasons, and somehow to lucas this is 'gatekeeping.' Lucas is exactly the kind of predatory creep that they need someone there to gatekeep such women away from

and the only groups he hung out that included younger women was that one time with lacey who was trolling him the entire time and who he went batshit over when it finally became obvious he was just being fucked with. Yet this somehow translates as 'she liked me!' and becomes multiple incidents where non-existent women somehow liked him. Unless of course you count the trannies isik brought over to exploit lucas and who ended up getting scared off by lucas literally farting up the room until they couldn't handle it anymore and had to leave

I'm not often around by cloud of perfect companions but my bet is some of them are at the bars past 10pm on friday nights. thats the data i've extrapolated from my immediate reality
That has to be one of the most incel tier statements i've ever heard come out of a persons mouth

Hi i'm lucas. You're lovely. May I buy you a drink? is yet another attempt at lucas to use the same pickup line that he's been reeeeing about for years and never actually used. Not that it would work anyway. Remember how he thought this line had some kind of actual power over women and men to the point he literally recorded himself saying it with his eyes closed because otherwise he thought it would get men around him that heard it hard. Yeah i'm sure a teen girl is going to respond really well to unshowered lucas waddling up to her with his eyes closed and saying that in a bar. She'd think he was batshit mental. This is how creepy idiots end up getting pepper sprayed

Also, any woman who happened to be the unfortunate experience of being in a situation like this with lucas should tell him yes when asked if he can buy them a drink, then order the most expensive drink the bar has. Take it and walk away from him completely ignoring him and chatting up some flatbill chad after that. Lucas would blow a gasket at having to pay for some $40+ drink and then getting ignored. Probably end up getting thrown out by security and/or arrested for spazzing out at women over it in front of everyone like he did with the hairdresser at the shelter. You just know that would end up on some bar creeper tiktok videos and he'd never try to buy a drink for a woman again, so she'd be doing the women of spokane a favor

1) Lucas, as always, is stuck in a perpetual cycle of assumed personas (intellectual, ladies man with smooth pick up lines, radical atheist, working class hero, street wise tough guy, etc). I know the answer is "no" and the reason is because "he's Lucas" but I still stare in amazement wondering "can't see that he's done nothing but dug up his past failures and changed nothing about his approach?" He's talking about finding young ladies at Lower Post Street like he hasn't ranted about this for years! As if this is some new revelation he's just deduced. Also, women (like...basically all people that you're trying to get a favorable reaction out of)...appreciate being treated with respect. What an incredible insight he's shared with us all

Lucas is living proof of the definition of insanity. He literally repeats the same actions expecting completely different results and then gets angry and confused when the same thing keeps happening. No wonder he's convinced himself that the universe is going to do the whole big crunch thing and then repeat exactly like it did before (which is a long disproven theory but good luck getting lucas to realize that)

 

[Bassomatic]

Is it really fair to say vast majority when you only have one ex? Perhaps I'm being an English stickler here but it's also clear Lucas is trying to lie.

I enjoy the passive threat of dating an older woman. No sorry Lucas no woman nor child wants you. Your parents don't Jason Perva doesn't, your ex doesn't, the only people who want you are the schizo voices that when you listen to them you end up in the rubber hotel. We don't even want you we just like laughing at you.

The planets are big bullshit sorry out of the 8 billion people on earth you're not going to find one willing. It's just not in the cardsm

What the fuck is he trying to say with his dropout ass science rant? Lucas is talking about sex when if he had it it's one woman that's a maybe but confirmed one male. Pervas his own age so not much an expert on cougars are we? The supply is running dry? No as stated before and using oodles of cites more 44 year old women are out there single. If you're his age this is the best time to be single in human history. He tried this older is good but I did that. Yeah I dated a blonde once... And again and again, id hardly call myself a expert on all women because I bagged a few with same hair color.

He's back to square one as always made up science to justify his pedophila.

Why would anyone give him money to say he's a pedophile? He just did it for free. In fact as tax payers we already give you money Lucas . So where's our thanks? I have to pay for my roof my food bills and yours and Ukraines and Israel and Pakistan gay programs and welfare bums and illegals ... No shock I can't afford to replace my Jaguar and drive a sexus from the 90s.

God id love to see Lucas try one day on a dock or derrick. He couldn't last 15 minutes those guys and few gals are beasts. People don't even know these people exist and they keep our cozy lives flowing. A handful of people manhandling a C tainer. Loading the trucks with a cargo ships worth of cheap south American beef etc. Sure they are some of the gruffest and to use a big chris chan word properly, uncouth people but damned hard workerd and id say salt of the earth but more so sea spray lol.

Lucas "I walk 15 miles a day" Werner says love is right by you science and math! He's more than tripled his search pattern. Maybe it's just he's not worthy of love. His parents agree.

I legit put my coffee down I'm laughing so hard this dude. Lucas Colby Werner legit just said he's learned his dating ideas (that don't work mind you) from his trips to a loony bin. This is fuckin amazing I couldn't come up with a funnier insult myself. This is also super rapey. While Lucas is a case of something that should have been locked up and left to rot decades ago, some people end up in short stints from crisis. Also they are pretty famous for being a waiting bed for rehabs etc.

In its most basic not everyone in a nut houses a Pucas or homie Jamie type. But everyone there is a vulnerable person going thru some shit. Much like some scum bags go into rehabs to sell drugs and fuck/rape people. I'm sure this happens at loony bins. Lucas is definitely that guy but thankfully he's too dumb to hide a few percs and trade for a blowjob. Come to think of it I bet he's definitely traded sexual favors for extra food while in rubber hotel.

He's again trying to sound like a scientist over basic common sense is hilarious and shows how our of touch the old faggot is. Wow man how much time did you put to figure bars are busy Friday night? Shocking at the end of the work week people just got paid want to wind down. Surely stop the presses for this.

Lucas then later confirmed he's tried to rape women in nut house. I'm strong with standing by term rape because as j said before you're either a drooler junkie or in crisis. None of those people are set to consent. Pretend I just was walking home and I saw some LiveLeak cartel shit go down . Despite being a functioning adult id probably snap wanting to blow my brains out to clear said memory id be a threat to self and could end up in a care house short term. Even if Mrs basso tried sucking me off to cheer me up that would be rape because I'm so wacked out of my mind I'm not me and became a danger to myself.

Lucas calls these people stopping his attempts to rape gatekeepers. We all know the real story Lucas has melt downs and often uses the system for free housing. we've seen him in his old fart box and current. He's a trickster least he thinks. While other people there are trying to get clean and or stable livas is trolling for puss puss.

That's the rapeyist rape shit you can rape. I have more respect for the drug dealer who lets s girl suck his dick for a 10 dollar hit of her drug of choice. That's how low Lucas is and publicly states. As we all know he hides anything be thinks looks bad but trying to rspe girls apparently doesn't phase him on his ego.

If he wasn't so inept I'd 100% be sure he's raped. To be frank he's probably done some gross shit we don't know about. We know he wasn't allowed near his one niece. Perhaps he had too much fun changing time? This is not me being funny or trying for an own. I suspect Lucas has done something sexually abusive and knows to hide it.

Lucas always gets kicked from the groups that take pity on him and more so exploit him. His social grasp is so lacking and he's so needy he really retconned these events that they were into him to boost his ego.

Lmao let me buy you a drink. Lucas with what money? For fun I googled Spokane cocktail prices y'all on par with center city Philly. Lot of drinks are above his monthly burrito money. What's he going to do buy her one drink and sip water then not tip? ,(girls get so wet when you don't tip servers I'm told)

Buying a drink is a hard and risky open. For Lucas the risk is monumental because he has no money. Buying a drink entitles you to nothing. I don't even say this like some super feminist or something I say it to protect your mood and ego. It's not always dating related. Chat baseball for 10 mins? I got on a beer. Move a seat over so my group doesn't split? Next on me etcetera.

Aside being banned from most bars locally livas IS the red flag. Older women even those new to bars already have been creeped on. Tbh I hope he tries this and gets snubbed can you picture the rage if some girl got a martini off Wern bux then goes off to sit with her gfs or SO? Achilles himself couldn't match that rage.

 

[WonderWino]

I enjoy the passive threat of dating an older woman. No sorry Lucas no woman nor child wants you. Your parents don't Jason Perva doesn't, your ex doesn't, the only people who want you are the schizo voices that when you listen to them you end up in the rubber hotel. We don't even want you we just like laughing at you.

The voices on the wind don't want lucas either. Remember he wears the earphones constantly to block them out because by his own admission they tell him things he doesn't want to hear

God id love to see Lucas try one day on a dock or derrick. He couldn't last 15 minutes those guys and few gals are beasts. People don't even know these people exist and they keep our cozy lives flowing. A handful of people manhandling a C tainer. Loading the trucks with a cargo ships worth of cheap south American beef etc. Sure they are some of the gruffest and to use a big chris chan word properly, uncouth people but damned hard workerd and id say salt of the earth but more so sea spray lol.

Dock workers never get the praise they deserve for working their asses off keeping everyone fed and supplied. Its some of the hardest work there is. Lucas would be hilarious trying to do that job, after all he couldn't even handle unloading trucks at mcdonalds when he was in his prime. He'd give himself a coronary within the first 20 minutes

In its most basic not everyone in a nut houses a Pucas or homie Jamie type. But everyone there is a vulnerable person going thru some shit. Much like some scum bags go into rehabs to sell drugs and fuck/rape people. I'm sure this happens at loony bins. Lucas is definitely that guy but thankfully he's too dumb to hide a few percs and trade for a blowjob. Come to think of it I bet he's definitely traded sexual favors for extra food while in rubber hotel.

Thats the funniest part about lucas's trips to the nuthouse. He managed to figure out the concept of trying to lure a vulnerable woman in there but tried to do it by sending a big box of junk food (nevermind the fact that a large percentage of young women in those places are there because of eating disorder related issues....) yet it never occurred to him to hide some of his meds and try to bribe some desperate junkie or whatever with them for sex or whatever else. Its even funnier when you remember that he's tried to bribe women with drugs before by posting about how his insurance or whatever lets him get free meds and how he can totally get anything a zoomer bae might want yet never put these two things together. Funny how he doesn't acknowledge this anymore despite the fact there are tons of screenshots of it and still brags how law abiding he is

Lucas then later confirmed he's tried to rape women in nut house. I'm strong with standing by term rape because as j said before you're either a drooler junkie or in crisis. None of those people are set to consent. Pretend I just was walking home and I saw some LiveLeak cartel shit go down . Despite being a functioning adult id probably snap wanting to blow my brains out to clear said memory id be a threat to self and could end up in a care house short term. Even if Mrs basso tried sucking me off to cheer me up that would be rape because I'm so wacked out of my mind I'm not me and became a danger to myself.

Lucas calls these people stopping his attempts to rape gatekeepers. We all know the real story Lucas has melt downs and often uses the system for free housing. we've seen him in his old fart box and current. He's a trickster least he thinks. While other people there are trying to get clean and or stable livas is trolling for puss puss.

Yeah he definitely thinks he's being a clever trickster with his various scams like that. No doubt he sees himself on par with some high ranking sith or romulan senator in his brilliant manipulative efforts, when its obvious to anyone who spends ten seconds watching his actions exactly what he's doing and what his intentions are. Its why he'd get eaten alive in prison or in a serious hobo area like skid row in LA. Also no way he wouldn't try to claim it was totally consensual if he got caught doing that shit in the nut house, despite the fact that pretty much any sexual activity can get you into serious trouble in those places cause of the vulnerability of the patients. Not that it stops it from happening, but lucas is exactly the kind of person psych wards have to watch out for

Lmao let me buy you a drink. Lucas with what money? For fun I googled Spokane cocktail prices y'all on par with center city Philly. Lot of drinks are above his monthly burrito money. What's he going to do buy her one drink and sip water then not tip? ,(girls get so wet when you don't tip servers I'm told)

Lucas would flip out and scream about how its some kind of capitalism thing to tip people and shouldn't be a thing. Also you just know he'd say bernie doesn't approve of tipping either. So much for his worker solidarity bs

Aside being banned from most bars locally livas IS the red flag. Older women even those new to bars already have been creeped on. Tbh I hope he tries this and gets snubbed can you picture the rage if some girl got a martini off Wern bux then goes off to sit with her gfs or SO? Achilles himself couldn't match that rage.

Yeah lucas would blow a gasket if he blew all his money he somehow saved or scammed off people to buy some zoomer bae a drink expecting something in return (and he absolutely does, everything is always transactional to him, even if he didn't expect sex right off he would absolutely expect her undivided attention and that she give him the opportunity to woo her with his looney science talk) and would probably cause a major scene if she took it, completely ignored him right after and walked off to talk to her friends or some flatbill. Most hilarious version would be if she ordered 2 drinks, lucas assumed one was intended for him so he could have a drink with her and then after he paid for them, she took them, walked over to some other guy and handed him one of the drinks right in front of him. Oh boy would lucas be big mad. He'd be furious with enough anger to make darth vitiate blush. No way he wouldn't cause a big scene about it and get arrested

That said, when you imagine lucas waddling up to some zoomer bae in a club trying to convince himself he's well spoken and charming just remember he's the same guy who posted this:

Surely a man who can talk any 10 out of her panties and make her wetter than october in england just by walking up to her with his eyes closed and saying hi my name is lucas

 

[Telomere Savalas]

Didn't Lucas come to the conclusion that the Post St. age gap scene ("The Party") took place on Monday nights? That he conveniently couldn't go due to lack of money/ID/diabetic shoes/Mallon place curfew? Now he wants to go on Friday nights and compete with the flatbills?

 

[Da Dude123]

Going to the bars! I hope this happens. It probably won't. Maybe he will take pictures lurking on Lower Post Street.

 

[AnOminous]

Going to the bars! I hope this happens. It probably won't. Maybe he will take pictures lurking on Lower Post Street.

I like how he's so out of touch with reality he even thinks Bible thumpers are a thing to care about any more.

 

[WonderWino]

Going to the bars! I hope this happens. It probably won't. Maybe he will take pictures lurking on Lower Post Street.

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He's got no money to buy drinks but creeping around post street and taking pictures is definitely on the table for him. I guess he forgot what happened the last time he did that. You know, falling and hurting his knee and then claiming some fat albert looking guys with bats beat him for being a creepy pedo outside of a bar. He sure does like repeating the same actions expecting different results. Even cartoon supervillians have more sense than he does

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I like how he's so out of touch with reality he even thinks Bible thumpers are a thing to care about any more.

They're still prevalent in mental hospitals, Lucas proves he only communicates with crazy people and no zoomer baes.

 

[Todd Weiss]

I like how he's so out of touch with reality he even thinks Bible thumpers are a thing to care about any more.

Harboring a guilt complex over his bisexuality is all. All that rage and frustration, all the shouting, it stems from a surreptitious desire for cock.