Lucas wants someone to give him money so he can have Door Dash deliver him some paper and markers. Does anyone want to help him out? Also, some comments on his social security card post.
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In other words he's in another manic schizo period and is getting antsy cause he doesn't have anything to soothe himself with by creating another schizo board game that he'll use to harass his fellow tards into playing with him. Perhaps even using leftover paper to make more attraction signs to harass the people of spokane with
There is no way this isn't manic schizo related as there is no way lucas would willingly choose nearly $20 in paper and pens over $20 in food. Ever. This is his crazy side talking
and no doubt he thinks he's being clever by getting other people to buy him this shit. Just like he thinks he's being clever by using AI to create nonsensical images for his schizo card games thus cutting out having to pay someone to do shit competently
That said, unsurprisingly he isn't even looking into jobs himself, he's getting his 'job coach' to pick something appropriate for him. Which he'll either find a reason to reject or won't be hired for anyway. Anybody who even googles lucas's name, let alone who has even the tiniest awareness of who he is (and most people in spokane would have at least vaguely heard of the creep by now given his years of antics) wouldn't let him do anything for them. He's a liability in virtually any context. He can't be around normal males as he'll wig out sooner or later when someone says the wrong thing or figures out who he is when he inevitably thinks they're 'friends' enough to start asking him to yeet lucas a bae and there will be an incident that'll get him fired or worse. He can't be put near a woman, especially a young woman cause he'll act creepy before long and create all kinds of problems and potential legal issues for himself and the employer. Especially if she realizes who lucas is, googles his name and sees a fraction of his history. This is how employers get forced into raises and promotions to avoid getting sued for putting them next to an admitted pedo with a documented history of creepy and harassing behavior toward women. He can't be put anywhere near the public for obvious reasons and would be lucky to last a single shift without having some kind of breakdown or spazzing out at someone. So unless the list his job coach has includes human crash test dummy or paid volunteer for medical experimentation there is nothing anybody can give lucas for a job in spokane that is appropriate for his skills, abilities or personality. Not even something as simple as walmart greeter, because we know how that would turn out
That isn't even getting into the obvious fact that by 'job' lucas means he should be able to sit on his ass, do as little as possible, not be criticized in any way no matter what he does or how badly he fucks up and gets to leer at every attractive woman he sees, while 'making friends' with male staff for the purposes of getting yeeted a bae, dating tips and phone numbers. and we know what will happen when they don't do that. All while being well paid for it
Personally i'd like to see lucas somehow get forced into taking a security guard job. The kind of shit he'd have to deal with daily would make him blow a gasket within the first week. Imagine lucas standing for 12 straight hours, waddling up and down the same stretch of hallway with a dementia patient. If not for the uniform you'd have a hard time wondering which one was the resident, or lucas trying to work in an ER dealing with freaked out patients. No fucking way they'd have him do anything overnight at a store. He'd steal shit or break shit and wouldn't do his job. Nor would anyone in their right mind trust him around a cash register or something involving more physical security like prison intake
I'll laugh my ass off if the only job the coach comes back with is mcdonalds. Something lucas despises, was incapable of even at his physical prime and already got fired from for incompetence after multiple demotions. Lucas would be livid. Imagine going to some mcdonalds in spokane and and noticing, while ordering, that lucas is standing in the kitchen giving his crazy eye stare at all the customers while hunched over and reeking. Shit, I wouldn't touch anything from any mcdonalds that allowed lucas anywhere near the kitchen
I'm also curious as to how lucas expects to even get to a job in the unlikely event he somehow manages to get one. He can barely walk much of the time and can't go far anyway cause he's on foot with no money to pay for anything else at least until getting paid for the first time. So that in itself hugely limits what he could do. Unless this job program treats lucas like a child and assigns a wrangler to drop him off and pick him up after work. Regardless I can already see lucas demanding people pay for an uber for him every day so he totally doesn't have to walk in the summer heat and winter cold. After all he did that several times before cause he had to walk a whole couple miles with a dusting of snow on the ground
The I Scream Man said:
He could probably get stationary for free from any of his caretakers if he asked nicely lol
You'd think so, but I wouldn't be surprised if he's done that often enough and ended up causing enough of a headache making looney signs, board game concepts and schizo notes that he left around for staff to clean up that he's getting treated like a 3 year old and told no more crayons and paper until he learns to behave himself, which he won't. After all, even penniless he managed to get ahold of paper and materials before as evidenced by previous videos and posts he made with his games
edit: apparently some idiot sent him $10 worth of pens. and he somehow thinks $10 for 9 shitty pens and a mechanical pencil is a good deal worth bragging about
