Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Another one. Generally I’m not the type to sound alarm bells, but I’m finding his combination of “I haven’t been laid in a long time, you think I care about you,” “you think I wouldn’t hate fuck you” and believing all women he wants secretly having rape fantasies to be…concerning. Especially given the fact he doesn’t seem to differentiate between rape and “hate fucking,” and this newest video is literally called “Maybe Bitches Deserve To Get Hate Fucked.”

 
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HackerX said:
tl;dr: His friend assures him that "Can I buy you a drink" will work. Lucas doesn't believe him (lol), but he's done this before.

The details for how he's supposed to afford this drink are not included.
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In a prior video the Creeper said the "wingman" was going to put in $100 for the drinks and he also was going to put in $100, then changed it to $90. I believe the bar trip is for next month because the Creeper has to wait until the beginning of the month to get his Personal Needs Allowance. With the yearly cost of living increase his PNA would be about $100 now. At 1 time he was paying for his phone/service so it left him llittle money each month but now I think he got himself a free gov't phone/service so he gets to keep the $100.

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Later on he doesn't think he'll have to spend any of his money on the drinks. ""Wingman" will foot the bill for 9 drinks at $10 each.

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Creeper said 3 drinks for the hot bae, 3 drinks for the him, 3 drinks for the wingman". He left out wingman's girlfriend.
 
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Jeremiah the Bullfrog said:
It's like I tried to explain to him a few years back. I don't know what I'd have in common with a 20 year old at this point in my life. My goals and desires are very different than they were 20 years ago. Additionally, we don't have the same cultural commonalities that people in the same age bracket share.
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But what about Pokemon?

WonderWino said:
Some psycho cannibal dahmer type would have no trouble whatsoever luring lucas into a bad situation to turn him into a wern stew
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No self-respecting cannibal would eat rotten Wern meat.

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I’ve been downloading them, at least the more concerning ones, and clearly Klick has as well.
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You're doing the Lord's work.

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Stinkyboy said:
I think FatalWalter probably is, too
He hasn't been this outspoken in a while, and it usually leads up to legal trouble (DV, Starbucks, previous evictions).

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fuck, its russ that walter follows, got my cows mixed up because they;re both on sex quests
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He does alot of wern stuff as well

and yeah, this is the sketchiest he's been in literally years. Such things never end well for him. Some of the stuff he's saying sounds an awful lot like a predator trying to rationalize wanting to get rapey with someone cause they totally want it and have it coming for voting trump. That should be ringing a few alarm bells
 
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VoidFace said:
'm wondering if it might be a good idea to start thinking about letting Mallon know the kind of rhetoric the creeper is spouting, given the fact the woman he is obsessed with lives there also:
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I'm starting to feel the same too. I'm pretty big on not neghole pozzing, and I don't believe in deliberately trying to fuck with lolcows jobs or housing situations, even if they're a huge piece of shit. But the stuff he's posting is getting pretty alarming and it feels a bit like we are watching in real time him talk himself into raping someone
 
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VoidFace said:
More concerning talk about "hate fucking," he is sounding more bitter and angry with every post. I'm wondering if it might be a good idea to start thinking about letting Mallon know the kind of rhetoric the creeper is spouting, given the fact the woman he is obsessed with lives there also:
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God, this gives me the creeps.
I'm also thinking it might be a good idea to let Mallon know about this.
 
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I won't be the one to poo touch but you all do you and at very least don't fucking post it here.

Now since that topic is breached, let me give my .02

While I'm very thankful @WonderWino @Club Sandwich have exp in the care and LEO forums respectively, Mallon is a SHIT HOLE. I can not over state this, as I've said many times I'm roughly in finserv how these places work isn't my day to day but good friend was up high for ALL my states care homes (state run) he took his job very seriously, and let me tell you how many people are like the La Plants, true evil, (rehabs see this too) they warehouse these people worse than jails and all of us have at least heard of profit prisons.

Reality, dumps like Mallon no one cares, there's just not enough and people buy them up and pull the dole money. I've mentioned it before to anger Lucas but reality is his life is pure "oligarch greed" he's giving money to the richest of the rich.

Now in regards to "but they now have credible threats" this isn't a school teacher who can lose their cert. Never teach again, we have proof in this thread, they don't have some people with the needed certs even let alone all the staff.

For every kid who goes viral spitting in your Wendys there's 10 more who get caught fired and walk next door and hired at BK. These employees are lowest skilled labor. They can always play mexican hang out in front of home depot and get work.

Lastly, I know I've PL'd and said I don't have much care for anyone in these homes I'm not a sociopath, (and who can't love the homie Jamie?) stopping a rape that very well may be coming is good. No one should be raped Rape's not good. (I felt the need to explain this since Lucas reads here) If in your heart of hearts feel this is upcoming what happens happens.

But if you're just disgusted by him to a new level and angry, I don't blame you but step back and remember, sure this is some of if not his worst speeches and behavior, these calls might do nothing (as I suspect) or... Lucas goes bye bye. At this point a bye bye might move this thread to inactive. Lucas might be gone for good, be it he dies on the street, swings at a cop, perma puzzle factory.

Lastly, and very important, since it's not come up much. Lucas is fat.
 
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No way the fatty is under 300 lbs lmao. Even if he was, why no full body shots? Maybe because your FAT Lucas FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT.

In his videos is it me or is his speech more slurred? He sounds not just medicated but fucking hammered or something? Did one of his Xmas gift cards turn into a few tall boys? What's hit me as funnier than I assumed before, We all know Lucas fakes everything for show, one of those is his progressive politics, he's very clearly against it because other people get a welfare check too. He's selfish as he likes they do things to help the disabled (or claim to as the La Plants are making a lot more than Lucas is)

but he hates a level playing ground because it makes him worse.

We've all heard the statement Trump Derangement Syndrome, people actively losing it over Donny. Now this isn't to sing his praises or bash him but he's that much a lightning rod people have given themselves ulcers over it.

The ONE mental illness Lucas is free from ,he fakes. I can't get over how funny that is. He gets mad when you call him schizo bipolar etc. but he doesn't care about politics and fakes being a total trump melt down kinda guy.

I know it's just because he's stupid he can't grasp 10+ million women voted for Donny. Like I said to mostly make him mad, my wife did. I didn't. Most Americans are really tuning out of the MAGA shit and focused on holidays new years and world strife stuff, pop on the news or talk to someone for a min. Even if they hate/love Donny, it's 2025 hopes, what gifts you got or gave how are you using vaction time, the fuck is going in Russikrane or what not.

I am actually a little pissed about the cat fish, it's so clear it's one but this is so stupid. I love he thinks he's going to "science a girlfriend" to be fair, if you're an old fart you'll remember that great 80s movie where that's basically the plot.

I'm getting a bad feeling, we are in the grand Finale in Werndom. I try to not over say shit like that, but call it a sinking feeling, this really feels like somethings' gotta give and his tard teflon can't stop the big ass bullets on the way.

I'm still thinking in his last video calling her sub human he's doing a lot of projecting about pdfs. Yeah, also he's working his justification up to rape this girl for sure. It's alarming. As I just posted though, I don't think Mallon cares. Mallon is the same kinda home that would put on retard fights (some homes got busted for doing this) so I bet if you check porn hub in a week you'll be able to find a grainy iphone video of Lucas trying to grind uglies with a retarded girl and the staff hooting and hollaring like it's a joke.
 
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The "LaPlante's" are the slum lords of Spokane's ALF/nursing homes. With all the insanity the Creeper has been publicly spewing on his social media and does go bat shit to hurts someone, the LaPlante's can't plead they didn't know the Creeper's mental state. A state investigation could end up with the LaPlante's losing their state license to operate ALF's/nursing homes.

All in Spokane are pedos according to the Mallon Place Creep.

 
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Krathnami said:
He looks like he was up all night seething. With all the talk about how fat he is, it doesn’t get mentioned enough that he’s really fucking ugly. His face alone weighs 260 pounds.
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It’s hard to believe that if you go back to his homeless, or fart box, days he looks a lot better…

And was still fucking ugly.

Edit: more mooing about religion. “God doesn’t exist because I don’t get my way! Waaahhh!”

 
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