💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

35-55 is the age range to men have kids.
Weird how the cap moved from 45 to 55.
This gf DM'd him on FB. Random person liked his post. They talked 4 full days. 10-15 texts a day. She's deeply invested, so can't be a troll.
I'm gonna assume this was the autistic down syndrome girl who had the mind of a child but also didn't have the mind of a child. I like how he doesn't mention any of that and it heavily implies he knows it'd be wrong if it wasn't a catfish.

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He doesn't meet women.
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He doesn't think.
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Lucas getting his news from trusted sources like Google and NBC.
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Lucas sucks at grammar. Apparently he finds 65 year old or 25 year old women gorgeous. Either way, he meant to say under 20 years old.
 

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Bassomatic said:
Walked around and he puked again. Everytime they hang out he pukes. He says has stomach problems
Stomach issues my ass. Thats textbook renal issues clearly caused by his stage 4 renal failure. The fact he can't walk around normally without puking is a serious red flag. Makes me wonder how often he pukes at mallon place

Bassomatic said:
Lucas got thrown off youtube and FB harder to find.
Gee I wonder why. Though he clearly didn't get banned from either. Ironically brokeposting apparently has been

Bassomatic said:
He saysthey give meds and feed us. He can't smoke pot on property
He's telling a half truth. He's not supposed to be smoking weed on the property and he's not supposed to be on the property high either, for resident safety reasons

Bassomatic said:
Gaza is touchy Lucas is free palestine but he didn't make the graffiti on the park table
Palestine are genetic tied so they owned it
Lucas is repeating literal white nationalist talking points here and not realizing it

Bassomatic said:
Nazi Lucas likes "good jews"
The nazis had 'good jews' as well, something lucas is clearly unaware of

Bassomatic said:
Jesus is from Palenstine if he was real he was brown, not a jew.
The fuck is he got in that cup that makes him spout that nonsense? Jesus was a jew. He was from what was then the roman province of judea. The arab conquest was over half a millennia later. It wasn't a 'brown' territory. Lucas doesn't know shit about history

Bassomatic said:
He worked at walmart after 24 years no job, he didn't have glasses it's why he was fired.
Lucas can't keep his lies straight. He admitted he was fired for being too slow. Now he realizes it makes him look like an incompetent idiot and made up an entirely new bs story

Bassomatic said:
He has glasses now so he can get his job back
Lying again, that isn't how it works

Bassomatic said:
He tried to do Cameo no one wants it. He tries upping the price to make more money can't get 5 dollars so charges 20.
I can't get anyone to buy what i'm selling! The solution is to increase the price! says the socialist retard. This coming from someone who considers himself a great socialist economic thinker

Bassomatic said:
He liked that job he wanted to be the cart guy
I can see how that ends:

Bassomatic said:
Bill Burr is funny -Lucas His wife is black, pretty for a black
Lucas 'totally not white nationalist' werner everybody. Approving of those good jews, hating zionists and liking black girls but only the pretty ones

Bassomatic said:
He claims Myrna bought him a Vape they did drugs together
Uh huh. I'm totally sure she bought something he's not supposed to be using or bringing into the nursing home and totally did drugs with him despite being a dementia patient who is supposed to be avoiding the shit like the plague

Bassomatic said:
Myrna had properties now they live in a dump and go to Mexico just for dinner
She's always lived in shitholes, we've seen her previous houses they're not much different from each other. Though I wouldn't be surprised if she does go to mexico for dinner and like lucas tries to play up being a well off american

Bassomatic said:
They sold all their rentals in 2000 (Holy fuck Myrna you RETARD LMAO LMAO LMAO)
I laughed way too hard at that

Bassomatic said:
King Roy own the ranch 11.7 they get a cow he doesn't talk to his dad his dad added him on facebook they don't get along
His dad loves him but he's not proud of me - Lucas
Gee, I can't imagine why king roy isn't proud of lucas. Reading that was hilarious as it shows that my rimworld version of the elk kingdom - and yes it has a herd of imported elk that the colonists worship as part of their religion, has a better life for lucas. King roy fucks around in his throne room most days with its fancy teal carpet and golden throne, while lucas frequently plays the harpsicord and piano for him to keep him entertained

Bassomatic said:
Myrna says she missed him just wanted to connect after 15 years. They stayed at the Indigo hotel he talks about going out to eat and getting drunk with his mom and Larry. They played one of Lucas games, and played Farkle (ok wholesome aside getting wasted with your retard mom)
In other words lucas didn't recognize she was literally making a point of seeing him one last time because she knows shes going to be fucked up soon. He must mean myrna and larry stayed at the hotel, not him. No way they'd let lucas do that he'd end up unmedicated, and then topping that off with letting him get drunk and supposedly getting high with him would not have ended well for anybody involved

Bassomatic said:
They did stuff during day and got drunk then saw Lucas at night. Wow... that's depressing. Also says a lot about them
and there it is. and of course they had to be drunk to put up with tolerating lucas in their presence

Bassomatic said:
I am not sick but have kidney problems - Lucas.
I'm not sick I only have stage 4 renal failure, diabetes, puke whenever I walk around, can't feel my feet, have MRSA, am morbidly obese and severely mentally ill

Bassomatic said:
Mallon doesn't feed them right, too much pasta and bad turkey. You need to eat freshg carved turkey. Ground turkey is awful. Small portions he gets seconds anyways. Rather cook.
As I expected he's getting what amounts to prison food tier shit

Bassomatic said:
Online Mallon says it's great but not enough snack breaks. Yogurt isn't a snack. Hard boiled eggs aren't snacks.
Not enough snack breaks says the 45 year old in a nursing home. It always comes down to food with him. Yes lucas those are snacks. Lucas's idea of a snack is a whole pot of pasta

Bassomatic said:
He lies and cured his MRSA they gave me a drug I'm allergic to but it cures MRSA.
Lucas is an idiot, its not curable, thats why medical staff are so careful about being exposed. He did not 'test negative' for it he tested negative for a current outbreak, he still has it. They would also not under any circumstances give him something they knew he was allergic to. That would get the hospital sued, get the doctor who prescribed it in serious legal trouble and could get his license pulled for malpractice

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The girl into the shelter Lucas wasn't into. She's 25 and started dating a Republican. She didn't want a boyfriend that's stupid. She just wanted someone for weed. Lucas didn't understand. She lives at Mallon, they had first kiss on his birthday. 9 months no sex.
Somehow I doubt a single word of that is true. Lucas makes shit like this up all the time

Bassomatic said:
Lucas has a male roomate he's a good dude 4=5 roomates he gets moved rooms because he can't get along with roomates. This roomate wanted Lucas he's cool. He buys pizza Lucas takes it. This is a good roomate.
So lucas, a guy who keeps pissing off roommates and trying to scheme to get rid of them gets paired with somebody nobody can stand. That'll totally end well. and of course he's a good roommate because he lets lucas take his food

Bassomatic said:
Lucas says the other roomate smelled and his mom couldn't go to his room. He just goes in and out of the room. He was okay.
So they paired a guy who doesn't shower with a guy who doesn't shower. Between the two of them that room must fucking reek

Bassomatic said:
Mallon is like a dorm. His roomate has 2 radios, he listens to it. He watches tv in the day room. Lucas doesn't own a TV he likes music.
Prison food and prison activities, somehow i'm not surprised

Bassomatic said:
Lucas can't go downtown he's used to it. He's walking the halls or around Mallon. It's not same as miles of walking.
I wonder who he pissed off downtown to want to avoid it. He just admitted he does what literal dementia patients do - walk up and down the nursing home hallways all day. No doubt with his headphones on. All thats missing is a pair of mittens. I wonder if he does that because he keeps puking cause of the walking and doesn't want to get recorded walking around town puking constantly

Bassomatic said:
It's a plate of food, he wishes it was like a hotel. He had a bunch of burritos and ceral.
We know what lucas does with food in hotels. He lays in bed shirtless stuffing his face and making a mess. Thats exactly why they don't let residents take their meals outside the dining room. Of course he wants mallon place to be a hotel. He wants to be catered to and have room service

Bassomatic said:
He talks to Chat GPT and AI plays online.
So how long before we see an A&N article where lucas convinces himself its a real woman who wants to date him and flies off to another state again because the AI told him they will be together

He also admitted he 'designs games' by 'plugging his ideas into AI and seeing what it can do with it' so in other words he doesn't design anything he gets an AI to do it for him

Bassomatic said:
I only have 100 a month after bills are paid. It goes 1-2 days. I'd have 10 times with a job.
So he got shit pay for part time work then. Even security jobs pay considerably more than that. Not that any sane person would hire lucas as a security guard

Bassomatic said:
His biggest paycheck was 500 dollars for 2 weeks. He kept his SSI that was 500 spending cash. He worked 20 hours a week, max on SSI.
Unsurprisingly walmart pay is shit. But no doubt lucas considered himself king of mallon place making that kind of money. Lucas made in 2 weeks what a security guard makes in less than 2 days and less than 1 when working a holiday

Bassomatic said:
Lucas wants a new group home. His buddy is 21 and long term group home, he wants to go there.
Lucas has been kicked out of a lot of places he's not sure he can get there.
He'll never get anywhere else. He's only in mallon place at all because of medical issues and needs to be there. An actual group home wouldn't ensure he gets the medical care he needs and ensure he takes his meds properly and he knows it. He thinks he can get away with more shit at one. That would end the same way it always does cause he'd go off his meds again

Bassomatic said:
He's not allowed to cook, can't have a fridge he cooked a grilled cheese first time in 2 years (the curd ham george grill with bleu cheese as oil)
Illustrating exactly why he's not allowed to cook in the first place

and apparently you might have missed it but lucas admitted that both myrna and larry have dementia. Hers is lewy body dementia and and his is alzheimers, though he isn't bad yet
 
I just listened to the whole Skeletor Da God interview. Honestly, that wasn't a bad interview. A handful of things really stood out to me. The first is that Lucas admitting his Dad has not seen him in over 15 years. Aberdeen to Spokane is further than I thought. But it is about 5 and a half hours. His dad hates him. All this King Roy inheritance shit, Lucas is so not getting anything from him. Myrna is not much better as far as hating him.

And Myrna buying him a vape pen and her and Larry drinking all those places with their bovine son? Seriously?

We are reminded of what a true loser Lucas is. Focused on smoking weed. Skeletor did push Lucas on his love quest, but Lucas stood pat and insisted he is plenty good and deserves a hot Gen Z girlfriend. I about lost it when he said women tell him he is handsome.

And he is working with a job coach? Sure he is. He probably will never work again. And his love interest was just using him to get weed. He also revealed what we all knew, Mallon is full of degenerates. Drug addicts and crazy cows like him.

And the end where he is talking about some girlfriend a non binary 21 year old who will be moving to Washington from South Carolina. Uh-huh. That totally isn't a catfish.
 
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WTF is he even going on about?
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Lucas couldn't even point to the Middle East on a map.
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I wonder what a propagandists thinks when their propaganda works, but on someone like Lucas.
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Back to my type of mooing.

- Somehow these non-bigoted simultaneously exists yet don't exist.

- He sees each of these individuals things in a vacuum, but not as a whole. Someone might date someone whose fat OR poor OR old OR schizofrenic. Hell, maybe two of them combined. Not all of the combined. Not when someone is fat AND poor AND old AND schizofrenic.

- He puts bipolar on the same line as someone who wears glasses. LOL.
 
And he is working with a job coach? Sure he is. He probably will never work again.
Lucas definitely will never work again. I don't believe his "he was too slow" for Walmart story. Lucas quit after quickly realizing he wasn't going to find a zoomer GF there, and he doesn't get to keep half his minimum wage pay.
 
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You don't talk to women nor do they talk to you.
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Ahh yes. Very real words that very real women have said to Lucas.
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Lucas, you get mad when people laugh react. He gets mad when people present reality to him. That's not attacking or bullying. It's actually kind of funny how awful he is at detecting people being sarcastic or ironic. He won't delete a comment unless it's blatantly making fun of him, but he'll let it pass if it's 90% blunt/10% sarcastic. Legit retard.

On another note, the "be nice to me" or "treat me nice" shit is so weird. It's usually the first requirement for prospective Gen Z baes (after 18-24, thin, beautiful, have a job, etc). It's not "have a good personality" or "be a fun or good person". It's be nice to him. I think that's something that Myrna said and stuck to him back when he was a wee retard. Idk. It's just so bizarre.
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You don't know anything and it's a crime against society you're allowed to vote.
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Lucas, YOU are the parasite.
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I don't really get this one. Does he think there's some propaganda scheme to make fun of him or something?
 
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WTF is he even going on about?
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Lucas couldn't even point to the Middle East on a map.
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I wonder what a propagandists thinks when their propaganda works, but on someone like Lucas.
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Back to my type of mooing.

- Somehow these non-bigoted simultaneously exists yet don't exist.

- He sees each of these individuals things in a vacuum, but not as a whole. Someone might date someone whose fat OR poor OR old OR schizofrenic. Hell, maybe two of them combined. Not all of the combined. Not when someone is fat AND poor AND old AND schizofrenic.

- He puts bipolar on the same line as someone who wears glasses. LOL.
Lucas clearly doesn't know shit about china

They lifted 850 million people out of poverty

No lucas they absolutely did not. Life in china for most people is awful. You're lucky to get anything resembling a decent education and a huge percentage of the population works in horrifying conditions for almost no pay. There are literally factory cities and compounds that treat people like borderline prisoners. They get killed all the time in accidents cause of non existent safety regulation enforcement and lose hands, arms and other body parts just as frequently

They have the worlds largest high speed rail

No, they have the worlds largest high speed rail system and its chinese built which means you can bet its cut a shit ton of corners, built by the sketchiest, cheapest company the government could find and isn't something any sane person would set foot on

They're the worlds largest exporter of goods

Goods of questionable quality at best, frequently including shit thats toxic as fuck and is all made by said borderline slave workers

They're not fighting wars every damn second of every damn day since its founding

Nigger what? Somebody isn't familiar with chinese history at all. China has been fighting absolutely brutal wars since before rome existed and the chinese loved their war crimes and butchering civilians during those wars. Hell the americans fought the chinese during the korean war, which of course lucas is not aware of i'll bet

A year of tuition is like $900 a student

Which most people absolutely do not have

Healthcare is about $700 per person a year

Which people also don't have. Not to mention chinese healthcare is usually questionable at best and flat out awful and dangerous. Theres a reason many chinese rely on that traditional chinese medicine bullshit. Not to mention lucas, the guy who reeed about covid sluts, people spreading it and all that shit for years seems to have forgotten the shit china did when covid started. You know, the fake videos, the coverups, deliberately trying to hide its existence and leak resulting in the rest of the world quickly becoming infected. and, you know, developing it in the first place

and no lucas, 22% of the worlds population does not sit in a US prison. That would be literally billions of people and greater than the population of india and china combined. Gee, I wonder how lucas failed math so many times

BPD Gunt Rider said:
Lucas definitely will never work again. I don't believe his "he was too slow" for Walmart story. Lucas quit after quickly realizing he wasn't going to find a zoomer GF there, and he doesn't get to keep half his minimum wage pay.
Lucas didn't quit. Thats his new lie to hide what he already admitted to - that he was explicitly fired because he did his job far too slowly. aka he was on probation as a new hire and his performance was being tracked, and he was fucking around and not doing his job, probably staring at women and getting distracted by everything else instead of doing his job and not filling customer orders quickly enough and got fired when his first evaluation hit

HackerX said:
On another note, the "be nice to me" or "treat me nice" shit is so weird. It's usually the first requirement for prospective Gen Z baes (after 18-24, thin, beautiful, have a job, etc). It's not "have a good personality" or "be a fun or good person". It's be nice to him. I think that's something that Myrna said and stuck to him back when he was a wee retard. Idk. It's just so bizarre.
I wouldn't be surprised if its a result of something lucas said to him all those years ago. Though if it is its probably more something she said that he twisted around in some way to suit his own bizarre logic. I can see myrna having told lucas he needs to be nice to people and treat them the way he would want to be treated - remember lucas admitted in his reflections that he was an asshole that used to fuck with his younger brother and tape people to walls for fun. So he was definitely doing abusive shit. So myrna gets enough complaints about him that she tells him to be nice and years later hes twisted this around in his head to mean others must be nice to him at all times and according to his definition of nice and how he wants to be treated

I also highly doubt lucas has any idea who goebbels actually was, beyond hearing the name associated with hitler. I also doubt lucas understands his history either, particularly the fact that he was a communist leaning socialist before throwing in his lot with hitler because he saw which way the wind was blowing
 
Lucas can't keep his lies straight. He admitted he was fired for being too slow. Now he realizes it makes him look like an incompetent idiot and made up an entirely new bs story
I'd say the real reason Walmart booted him is he was creeping on the young women employees and customers. Also that story his hag mother Myrna came out with that he was moved from the apt back to Mallon because of his health is a cover that the powers that be realized the Creepers taste for young girls is a liability with him in an apt. Better place for the creep is at Mallon where there is supervision.
 
I'd say the real reason Walmart booted him is he was creeping on the young women employees and customers. Also that story his hag mother Myrna came out with that he was moved from the apt back to Mallon because of his health is a cover that the powers that be realized the Creepers taste for young girls is a liability with him in an apt. Better place for the creep is at Mallon where there is supervision.
Probably. There's a school of some sort right down the block from Malon Place too.

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So much of a crowd pleaser that he was complaining people weren't interested in watching him yesterday. Also, how ass do you have to be to lose at a game you create? I could maybe understand if it was something that's been out for a while, but he's 0-2. Though I doubt it's even structured enough to have consistent rules.
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Lucas being a retard. More at 11. I somehow don't believe Charlie Kirk (or anyone) is saying we need school shootings to keep the second amendment.

And it's not that you don't feel bad for him. Lucas is butthurt (more pretending to be butthurt than anything TBH) that people care more about Charlie Kirk than any of the retarded shit Lucas cares about. Even though he doesn't really care about those things either, but it gives him attention and it's an opportunity to moo.
 
Probably. There's a school of some sort right down the block from Malon Place too.
Back when he was 1st placed at Mallon the Creep made several videos at that school
Lucas being a retard. More at 11. I somehow don't believe Charlie Kirk (or anyone) is saying we need school shootings to keep the second amendment.
What Kirk said related to the school shootings is armed guards are needed at schools to protect the children.
 
The Daily Lucas:
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Queue Dr. Evil, "Riiggghhttt".
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Ahh yes. Because THAT makes sense. Interestingly enough, this is the first time I've seen "gooning" enter his robust vernacular so I'm pretty sure he's parroting some other post he saw. I'd say Lucas has no room to talk because he's the Chief Gooner, but I doubt any of his man bits have functioned in years. It's not testosterone that drives his dream of a gen z bae. It's pure habit and a defective brain.
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Well Lucas, it doesn't help when you post those things online. It also doesn't help when things that weren't posted online become unearthed. Also, how the hell is it gaslighting you, lol?
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Lucas, you don't protest anything. You moo on the Internet for everyone else to do everything. You're a detriment to every cause you support.
 
It's wild how, every once in a while, Lucas' mask slips just a bit and he admits something he would normally deny. Like that his Dad isn't proud of him despite Lucas' constant mooing about how we would going to bequeath him all this land etc. Granted, he still then lies about how hard he's looking for work, and his weight, and his own health etc. But seeing small slivers of truth break through his fantasy facade is interesting.

Also, I bet he had AI "help" designing his latest board game.
 
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Lucas uploaded a new profile pick with his favorite shirt to attract the ladies. It's his favorite shirt because math and Lucas is a smart guy. Myrna said so.

What's that bloody spot on his ear you might wonder.
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Interesting. I imagine it was actually a cyst, OR Lucas found his true calling as a fag and tried to pierce his right ear.
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Still canceled by Sinclair my dude.
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Why would a media conglomerate keep a propagada mouthpiece on air? I wonder.
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Lucas is an idiot.
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I guess this is his new go-to. Someone calls him wrong and he pops whatever into ChatGPT. It's basically an offshoot of his "Google it" whenever someone asks for specifics from him.
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I appreciate the images have NOTHING to do with the text. Lucas is REALLY jumping on this bandwagon for some reason. My guess is he's been looking at gay porn lately. Also huge fan of the "I don't want anyone to be killed, but here's all the reasons this guy should be killed" rhetoric while also riding the super debonked groyper conspiracy.
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Then what are you, Lucas? You always tell everyone the things you're not, but what are you???
 
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It's wild how, every once in a while, Lucas' mask slips just a bit and he admits something he would normally deny. Like that his Dad isn't proud of him despite Lucas' constant mooing about how we would going to bequeath him all this land etc. Granted, he still then lies about how hard he's looking for work, and his weight, and his own health etc. But seeing small slivers of truth break through his fantasy facade is interesting.

Also, I bet he had AI "help" designing his latest board game.
He admitted in one of the screenshots I posted a few days ago that he designs his games now by coming up with 'ideas' and putting those ideas into chatgpt to let the AI create the game for him. He clearly thinks this is being clever and somehow makes him a game developer

I'd love to see him actually go back to college to take that game design class he always ranted about and and then get in shit for submitting assignments he created using AI tools and getting accused of plagiarism. That shit would get him kicked out. Not to mention he's have to go up in front of the rest of the class and explain how his game works and get grilled on it and we all know that would end with an angry chimpout

and god help any instructor having to deal with lucas when he got to the programming section of that program. You'd have a better chance of teaching my dog to fix a transmission than any instructor being able to make lucas understand even the simplest aspects of programming. Could top it off with assigning lucas a project that involves using recursion and watch him blow a gasket

Of course lucas being lucas would try to google solutions like an indian and still wouldn't be able to figure it out or actually use anything he found online

HackerX said:
Lucas is an idiot.
The best part is that post shows just how incapable of even the simplest abstract thinking. Not that I expect tylenol has any significant connection to autism but lucas is missing the point here in an astoundingly moronic way. He's acting like he thinks only one thing could cause autism, which is why he tries to pull a gotcha there and thinks hes being clever doing it. Autism, like many diseases is likely capable of being caused by multiple things. By his logic only cyanide can poison somebody and if somebody gets poisoned by something else then cyanide totally couldn't be a poison

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I guess this is his new go-to. Someone calls him wrong and he pops whatever into ChatGPT. It's basically an offshoot of his "Google it" whenever someone asks for specifics from him.
Lucas further illustrates how stupid he truly is by trying to use chatgpt to win arguments. You know, the AI famous for getting shit blatantly wrong and for literally making things up.- including entire studies, legal cases and things of that nature. The kind of shit he's quoting. That 'proof' he showed doesn't even say what he seems to think it does and admits there are potential issues with tylenol and fetal issues, just that they haven't proven anything yet

Also lucas loves to reee about 'the experts say this is totally ok' is if that is supposed to mean that it is. They said that shit about agent orange, round up, used to use mini xray boxes on peoples feet in shoe stores to help get a better fit for shoes, put radioactive shit in toothpaste, sell ceramic jugs with radioactive materials in them to irradiate the water for people to drink cause they thought it was healthy and used to use fucking mercury as a medicine in many different forms including pills. The experts used to say that was perfectly safe as well. Not to mention cocaine gum, heroin candies and elixers and refusing to admit smoking caused cancer until the mid 50s. and thats just off the top of my head

He also makes a complete fool of himself reeeing about fascism and capitalism being linked in some way. Apparently he is unaware that the nazis and fascists (and of course lucas doesn't realize these are two different things as well) hated capitalism almost as much as they hated communism and wanted to wipe it out just like they wanted to do to communism

and somehow I suspect he picked up the gooner term during one of his porn searches and thinks its some zoomer term, and of course jumped onto using it to try to show the zoomer baes he's totally hip and into gen z slang. Of course he doesn't realize thats one of the most degenerate things the zoomers came up with and even they'll tell you that, and it'll make everybody thing he's a degenerate creeper if they didn't already

But by all means lucas, keep on ranting about gooning to 20 year old women as a 45 year old man in a nursing home. I'm sure that won't have them reaching for the pepper spray and taser at all
 
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Lucas's weed thoughts. God forbid he learns about AdS/CFT correspondence, which postulates shit that leads to the holographic universe.
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He's been posting more and more of these lately.
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Lucas, you've fantasized about fisting teenage girls under a bridge, and tried to get a catfish to cut their finger off to prove they were real.
 
The only "Freedom of Speech" Lucas cares about is the freedom to write creepy sex notes to teenage girls without getting banned from Starbux.

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You don't talk to women nor do they talk to you.
"Hi, I'm Lucas. Did you know that Gen-X telomeres are strongest when paired with the Gen-Z zygote? This means stronger babies when I'm done fisting your butt!"
"Ew! Get away creeper! I'm calling the cops!"
"Bigoted conservative republican christofascist ageist fatphobic whores at it again!!!"
 
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Lucas's weed thoughts. God forbid he learns about AdS/CFT correspondence, which postulates shit that leads to the holographic universe.
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He's been posting more and more of these lately.
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Lucas, you've fantasized about fisting teenage girls under a bridge, and tried to get a catfish to cut their finger off to prove they were real.
He sure does love that whole 'matter and energy can't be created or destroyed' thing, despite the laws of thermodynamics not backing that up. Both had to have been created by some process at some time and both will inevitably be destroyed at some point. Thats literally what the whole law of entropy is about. Not to mention the whole heat death of the universe thing. The shit lucas is talking about refers to such things not happening under normal circumstances

Lucas reads a small amount into a small section of physical laws he clearly doesn't understand and thinks repeating will make him sound intelligent. Him trying to pull a gotcha with 'therefore god does not exist' is really bizarre. The logical extension of that train of thought is 'god made the rules, the universe and created both for whatever reason' so its not as contradictory as he seems to think from a religious standpoint

He really seems to think people don't understand him and aren't aware of his behavior. His behavior is well document and in many cases a matter of public record. Everybody knows more than enough about him and his previous actions to know what kind of person he is. This is a guy who publicly admitted to being a pedo and now denies it and publicly bragged about trying to blackmail his neighbors to give him an underage girl, recorded himself doing it and made multiple posts about it and thinks this doesn't paint a clear picture of the kind of person he is

We have seen your behavior lucas. He sure seems to be ignoring recent events with the autistic childlike catfish in making those absurd demands. Standard wern MO - ignore things that make him look bad, pretend they never happened, block anybody who mentions them cause he knows he can't justify it
 
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