💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

Not that it would mean anything, but I'm curious what affiliation there is, if any, with Mallon Place. It remains a mystery whether he was gracefully removed or forcefully removed. Well, at least until he moos out a lie to own someone for some reason, has a manic episode, or gets mad at the new bae, and accidentally blurts out the truth when he's projecting.

I suspect he wasn't forcefully removed if for no other reason than he wasn't angry about it and ranting about how mallon place is run by bigots or whatever like he did whenever he got kicked out of his previous places. Though that doesn't explain why they moved him. He appears to have been there longer than just about any of the other residents, so there had to be some kind of reason for it


Thats a bold assumption for him to claim that aliens wouldn't have wars of their own. Humans are not the only species on this planet to have wars among themselves. Insects do it, chimps and a few other primate species are famous for it and the chimps show signs of vindictiveness and actual intentional sadism when they do it


There is some serious lack of self awareness going on in that post

 

[SwiftBucks]

Tinfoil: Mallon stabilized his case enough to free up a bed. He's no longer screaming at the moon and the meds are sort of working. Also by offloading a dying retard they don't have him die on their watch, which is probably good for their metrics. There's probably an infinite supply of rotten-foot hobos in his area so they gotta keep rotating out the ragmen.

 

[WonderWino]

I think I finally found a contender for something more horrifying than microwaved cheesy cukes:

I can absolutely see lucas making something like that and trying to claim its prime sushi. The only difference is he'd add a pound of pepper and probably some ranch dressing

 

[HackerX]

I suspect he wasn't forcefully removed if for no other reason than he wasn't angry about it and ranting about how mallon place is run by bigots or whatever like he did whenever he got kicked out of his previous places. Though that doesn't explain why they moved him. He appears to have been there longer than just about any of the other residents, so there had to be some kind of reason for it

Yeah, I won't rule Mallon Place flatly kicking him out, by virtue of we simply don't have all the information, but I highly doubt that was the case for the reasons you mentioned. Plus it's not like there was a catalyst, manic episode, or anything like that. Sure, he was slowly amping up his crazy (IIRC, he was posting non-stop about multiversal zoomer baes), but that level of crazy is status quo for Lucas.

If there was an obvious incident to forcefully remove him, then it was the year prior when Johnny 'MEGA' Longcock swooped in under Lucas's nose and stole Vivacious 'Zoomer (Millennial) Bae' Victoria. Objectively, he was a legitimate danger to Mallon Place residents, and those residents in particular.
(Even though Lucas was plainly aware and acknowledged the courtship combat, but he likes to rewrite history.) He even had to take a short stint to the puzzle factory right after an unrelated stint at the hospital. If there was any time for Lucas to get the boot, it was that.

However, I am absolutely certain Mallon Place either pulled some strings or did some backroom drug deals to get his schizofrenic ass out. It seemed they had to approach it in two different ways.

1. Secure an alternative solution for Lucas 'Dr. Nigger' Werner.

2. Convince and/or incentivise Lucas 'Dr. Nigger' Werner to move out.

Thankfully, #2 appeared to be fairly easy. He was feverishly giddy at the prospect telling zoomer baes he had his own room (LOL), and most importantly, access to kitchen appliances. However, #1 requires the top minds of Spokane's 'crazy people industrial complex', who manage shitty facilities like Mallon Place and his new home, to spill the beans.

No idea how binding that confidentiality is (It's definitely highly contingent and dependent on the nature of the relationship), but while I'm pretty certain things like doctor-patient and attorney-client still bold after the patient's death, I'm curious if that kind of stipulation applies to all of Lucas's advocates of sorts. Regardless I promise to not tell anyone!

Kinda going off in a related tangent, but I want the therapist(s) to speak out after his death too. Especially his therapist(s)! Specifically his therapist(s)! I'd pay good money, or even KFC, if they were to divulge the goods after Lucas passes. TBH, it'd be pretty fucking sweet if Lucas were to give those folks explicit and unambiguous permission right now, but I doubt that'd be enough incentive for them to do so for ethical reasons.

Though I also have my concerns a therapist has ever gotten anywhere with Lucas. It's difficult enough to get non-schizofrenic turbo retards to open up, but it wouldn't shock me whatsoever if Lucas is a brick wall during mandated therapy sessions. Not in the sense of 'not speaking', but in the sense of never getting past his fractured logic around zoomer baes, politics, economics, food, etc. However, I'm sure professional shrinks would also pick up on how much insight the retard divulges when he's attempting to lie or manipulate. I wonder if, and how much, they've ever taken advantage of that to move the discussion forward. (Only to hit the next brick wall ofc, LOL.)

View attachment 8845516
Thats a bold assumption for him to claim that aliens wouldn't have wars of their own. Humans are not the only species on this planet to have wars among themselves. Insects do it, chimps and a few other primate species are famous for it and the chimps show signs of vindictiveness and actual intentional sadism when they do it

Isn't this the same dude who's constantly bitching about conservatives, theists, capitalists, m/billionaires, flatbills, car/home owners, the employed, bigots, and a bunch of other things??? Then he posts something like this??? LOL.

Funny sidenote, there's apparently some massive chimp civil war going on right now in Uganda.

View attachment 8845520
There is some serious lack of self awareness going on in that post

LOL. Lucas's inability to detect such massive self-owns is something else. His brain operates on the most bizarre form of confirmation bias imaginable, to his absolute detriment.

Tinfoil: Mallon stabilized his case enough to free up a bed. He's no longer screaming at the moon and the meds are sort of working. Also by offloading a dying retard they don't have him die on their watch, which is probably good for their metrics. There's probably an infinite supply of rotten-foot hobos in his area so they gotta keep rotating out the ragmen.

It was honestly an eye opener to me that facilities like Mallon Place even existed for people like Lucas. Obviously, I knew there were places for people with severe cognitive disabilities who simply don't even have the option to function in society, but funnily enough, I never personally put Lucas in that same category. Even though I staunchly believe he's incapable of functioning in society, it's for wholly separate reasons than literal mouth drooling vegetables.

I guess the biggest differentiating factor, IMO, is Lucas has the ability to function on paper. He just doesn't/can't due to Myrna's upbringing, his inability to progress physically/mentally/spiritually, and him never having to change due to getting bailed out by the rest of society's tax dollars. I guess what I'm trying to get at is he could potentially function, but for a myriad of reasons he simply doesn't, in practice.

To cap it off, here's some of Lucas's Facebook this morning. Seems like the manic episode continues!

 

[Stinkyboy]

REemember when Lucas Werner tried to groom a 15 year old with a burrito?

Look Lukey, I can post like that, too!

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

This place on Google Maps has old folks with wheelchairs hanging around outside.

I think it's as simple as Mallon couldn't legally keep him there forever. They took all his money and EBT, and Lucas wants to buy his own food and splurge. If he should have that right is debatable and I would say he shouldn't. But, he's going to die soon anyway so *shrug*.

 

[Da Dude123]

I suspect that Lucas had been moooing to his social worker about wanting out of Mallon Place. He probably was mad that they took almost all his money and his fool stamps and wouldn't let him use the stove. The place is a nursing home. I am sure Lucas constantly moooed to his social worker about how his fat cow ass deserves more.

So, I am guessing his social worker pulled some strings and got him a spot in the heckin valid and true Somali owned assisted living home. And it looks like this place must take less of his money and he somehow gets his fool stamps back. And Lucas can claim he is living in a house with some "friends".

Mallon Place was probably sick of his autistic antics and were ready to trade him for another hobo or ragman.

This is all speculation, but I think it is as good of a theory as any. Spokane seems to have a lot of care places for degenerates. Spokane is a decent sized city but even still they seem to have lots of resources for societal rejects like our cow, Lucas.

Honestly, whoever catfished Lucas to Spokane did him a favor. I am not sure other cities like Olympia would have the resources that Spokane has. Lucas would totally fall through the cracks in Seattle. That city has a big hobo population and he would not do well there and would likely have a harder time with social services there.

 

[HackerX]

Honestly, whoever catfished Lucas to Spokane did him a favor. I am not sure other cities like Olympia would have the resources that Spokane has. Lucas would totally fall through the cracks in Seattle. That city has a big hobo population and he would not do well there and would likely have a harder time with social services there.

That act is evidence of the supernatural aura shielding him, more common known as 'the tardguard'. If he wasn't fortunate enough by being in a relatively smaller major city, being on the west coast was a literal life saver because of the more mild weather. But yeah, he'd have died a while ago if he were in a major city like Seattle, San Francisco, or LA. If the lack of available, consistent, and reliable food/water/shelter didn't get him, it'd have been a tweaking junky stabbing him or Lucas getting strangled after stumbling into another schizofrenic's territory.

What's fun to imagine is how Lucas would have handled being a bum in city like Philadelphia or New York. He would have had to deal with the same crazy bums, if not more plentiful and more rabid, in addition to the freezing cold. There's no way he'd make it a week in the summer, and maybe not even a day in the winter. LOL




Lucas harping in 90's/00's talking points that died at least a decade ago, LOL. Thanks Myrna!

Nigga, what? Where does he even get the random numbers he moos out, much less these facts?

So, uhhh. Like, I get it, but what's the actual punchline here?

Lucas, you literally had and/or have all those things. LOL.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Tinfoil: Mallon stabilized his case enough to free up a bed. He's no longer screaming at the moon and the meds are sort of working. Also by offloading a dying retard they don't have him die on their watch, which is probably good for their metrics. There's probably an infinite supply of rotten-foot hobos in his area so they gotta keep rotating out the ragmen.

Mallon Place was an actual nursing home, right? I remember there was one video in particular from pretty early on in his stay where he was breathing hard just sitting down, and at the time I commented that the Wern might be on the way out cause he looked and sounded like shit. I think he was there not even so much because of the mental stuff, but because he was on death's door. Then he was dealing with foot stuff for a long time. Then finally 3 years later some buerucrat looked at his file and said "Oh shit, this tard is still alive" and they began the transfer process, because he's not activity dying right now.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Renal failure to Lucas' level of losing feet and diabetes can't improve, though. At best his health can stabilize, and from the pictures he shows, he's as fat as ever.

Spokane is a prime location for a disabled person like Lucas. But, he also would be a very different person if he was homeless in a more diverse city, possibly the Starbucks incident never happens and he never becomes the lolcow he is. It's too bad some felt pity from allowing him to face reality screaming in the Skid Row streets about wanting to fuck Daddy's 18 year old daughters.

 

[HackerX]

Mallon Place was an actual nursing home, right? I remember there was one video in particular from pretty early on in his stay where he was breathing hard just sitting down, and at the time I commented that the Wern might be on the way out cause he looked and sounded like shit. I think he was there not even so much because of the mental stuff, but because he was on death's door. Then he was dealing with foot stuff for a long time. Then finally 3 years later some buerucrat looked at his file and said "Oh shit, this tard is still alive" and they began the transfer process, because he's not activity dying right now.

I'd have a hearty giggle if Mallon Place does operate on a soft, temporary timer for residents like Lucas (e.g., functional on paper), but he either never picked up the hint, begrudgingly pretended it didn't apply to him, or outright pleaded for their mercy. I'd definitely lean towards option 1 because he's a retard who can't read between the lines to save himself, closely followed by option 2. That'd fit in with his extreme reliance to his laughably obvious manipulation.

What's interesting about option 3, and why it's easily the hardest to believe, is that it'd be the smartest thing Lucas has ever done by far. However, it's so hard to picture him begging. Not the typical, daily moo begging he does for zoomers or cashapp, but legitimately heartfelt pleading for his soul. The only time I can recall anything vaguely resembling that was that one pitch black video, where he's in the park and feining a cry (without any tears) about why the zoomer baes don't love him, and that was basically just a manic episode of his BPD spiraling downward. LOL.

Ofc, this is all still assuming Mallon Place was inherently never a permanent solution for him. A very strong assumption, but an assumption nonetheless.

Renal failure to Lucas' level of losing feet and diabetes can't improve, though. At best his health can stabilize, and from the pictures he shows, he's as fat as ever.

I'm actually kind of shocked he's never blamed conservative Christians for his failing kidneys. On one hand, I get why he rarely mentions it. Even he has to know that the zoomer baes aren't attracted to dat dudes with renal failure. (Though that begs the question why he'll talk about having caretakers and ear food, LOL. The latter is explicable at least because Lucas is sexually attracted to food.) Thankfully we have Myrna to publically broadcast updates in that regard.

On the other hand, when has Lucas not taken advantage of an opportunity (a terrible, nonsensical opportunity, but an opportunity nonetheless) to complain about society? Hell, it's not like we even know the reason he doesn't mention renal failures is due to zoomer baes. He might just be blocking that shit out of his retarded mind at all times.



Ahem, Dr. Nigger. Who is even mentioning solar in any discussion? How is that relevant to anything else you're currently mooing about.

God. I hope we get the clip of this bad guy because you know:

1. He absolutely devoured that shit in one fell gulp.

2. He absolutely guzzled down all of that sweet, sodium-enriched soy sauce. Thankfully he's not dealing with kidney issues or anything like that.

I'm gonna assume that was someone's leftovers due to the fact it's only one and I hope to God that Lucas didn't intentionally pour all that soy sauce out for just one piece of sushi. ( ) On the bright side, I think I've discovered Lucas's single valuable trait as a roommate. He'll get rid of unused food at the snap of the thumb. Ion the downside, he'll get rid of all the food at the snap of a thumb.

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

Secure an alternative solution for Lucas 'Dr. Nigger' Werner.

It makes them look better by making it look like he's phasing up.

It gets him away from the staff and other clients who hate him.

It shifts responsibility and liability to others.

It makes the place stink less.

Its one less unemployed loser hanging around all day, using up their wifi to rant about nonsense.

It keeps the revolving door revolving.

 

[OopUntilYouVibe]

This burger is as sad as it gets . Prison level shit. But for Lucas it’s a flex. Eating any and everything he can get his hands on is very important to him, something he needs to show off. I think @HackerX said he wants you to see, and watch him eat..

He has a new pfp as well

he was going for some type of serious look.. ended up with egg headed sunken eyed old creepy weirdo

Did greasy egg girl pretend to like his offering and then not give him the affection he deserved?

 

[WonderWino]

God. I hope we get the clip of this bad guy because you know:

1. He absolutely devoured that shit in one fell gulp.

2. He absolutely guzzled down all of that sweet, sodium-enriched soy sauce. Thankfully he's not dealing with kidney issues or anything like that.

I'm gonna assume that was someone's leftovers due to the fact it's only one and I hope to God that Lucas didn't intentionally pour all that soy sauce out for just one piece of sushi. ( ) On the bright side, I think I've discovered Lucas's single valuable trait as a roommate. He'll get rid of unused food at the snap of the thumb. Ion the downside, he'll get rid of all the food at the snap of a thumb.

The best part is that isn't even sushi, its a frozen rice spring rolls from the grocery store. I've had those things before and they're awful. and of course lucas tries to brag like a retard and pass it off as sushi. In doing so he proves he's either incredibly stupid or how much of a pathological liar he is that he can't even talk about what he's eating without trying to manipulate people by claiming its something that it isn't. Come on and date me zoom zoom and you too can sit in the day room and watch me eat frozen spring rolls soaked in soy sauce. Speaking of which soy sauce is just about the top of the list of things people with renal failure are not supposed to be eating

 

[Bassomatic]

I have to admit I also wonder how he ended up in his new place. With all the fraud being caught in healthcare how funny would it be if this place gets hit or ice takes his caretakers away and he's back to Mallon or worse?

Yes on paper Lucas could have worked part time etc he's chosen to eat himself to death and now on paper he's probably seen a fully disabled. In social work etc they do not have a way to say this guy/gal is just scum and a leech. Something they need. I wish they used old timey words so Lucas would be labeled a "nere'do-well".

If not for Myrna he always could have made it like he started a roommate and dead end job. He's a narc and it's really the majority of his issues are his personality. There's many lower people whom are better off and more self sufficient.

Myrnas best boy just wants to cum and eat. If I really wanted to a log him I could show him how packed my fridges and freezers are and I'm not even fat! I don't think aside the idea of wealth he doesn't mind communal living. He's a very lonely person. Deep down there's something that reminds him he's useless, so he kinda likes being big fish in a small pond. Like he bullied the homie Jamie.

It's incredible he has the nerve to call others children when he's in the state of living he is. Age CAN grant experience. There's a reason we rely on our elders for guidance. Think of all the things "adult" you've done. Aside finishing puberty and that's naturally going to happen. Has Lucas hit a milestone? Bought a car? Oh wait can't drive due to a 20+ year old DUI in someone else's. Finished highschool (a lot of children do this legally speaking) taken a trip? Had to call a repair man? The most basic and mundane things we all do Lucas hasn't

Lucas hasn't even spent enough time in jail to be a prison YouTuber. I think we all know what JDDelay would say about Lucas and his desire for kids and history of hitting women.

He uses his age as a weapon when he's serious less experienced in the world than the kids he goes after. Making it all the more funny. Successful predators can take advantage of kids via nativity. A six grader knows more about the world than Lucas.

While he flexes his drug use he's self aware enough to not flat offer it. But we know if a 12 year old hit him up he'll try to share a bowl and few natty ices.

It's funny his transactional mindset with this egg offering. If he does something nice to you once, you're his slave rightfully so. Now you have to be at his beck and call 24/7 for life. I know he never took latin but that's not even how quid pro quo works (skid row bro! Points for getting that one).

While we don't know much about the his place we found it and I think with not being part of the Laplant empire weens have a shot of doing something. Remember it's posted here the Laplant family had 100 places and also threatened to set everyone free if they got fined for violations they took part in and we're aware of. They are absolutely monsters. They had random staff dealing meds and when that was taken up in the system they said fine well let the bums down town. The city knew it's a death sentence and still chose to not act or replace them.

This looks like a mom and pop scam shop. Lucas might not need too much help as a much smaller place he's going to piss everyone off faster. Plus healthcare fraud and illegals are being hit left and right even in the "safe" places.

I really think we'll never hear truth about Mallon this is a major down grade for Lucas but like the retard he is he can't see it. He's in a lot more danger of losing it all

I'm looking forward to Myrna tweeting her big brave boy was kicked out and it's Trump's fault. Btw he can't come here and we're jetting off to Finland aren't we great?

While this is going long the espresso in my veins is still pumping. So I guess it's a Washington State cow race who will lose a foot first (holding second place to blade) dsp or Lucas? With his behavior and weens as well as being tied into a questionable place during serious audits I think Lucas would seriously be safer losing a foot. Much easier to get new housing for.

Let that sink in Lucas who calls all of us losers failures and Immature, needs to eat so much they take a limb off so he keeps a roof over his head.

Lastly whenever Lucas is comfortable in a place and feels he's entitled and in charge he ramps up his behavior. Ever since the move there's been no slow down of his hate and mania. Now being turned down by yet another slow in the mind. He might really just chimp and be puzzle factoried and set out on the streets as his bed for sure has a waiting list behind it.

Tldr I'm not drama farming but because Lucas is eating so much and already acting out in his new place that and the weens are gonna make things real bad real soon.

 

[Mister Fister]

Anyone want to see him in Thailand, because it would be really fucking funny. A faked degree at a shady ESL school would fit him.

 

[WonderWino]

While he flexes his drug use he's self aware enough to not flat offer it. But we know if a 12 year old hit him up he'll try to share a bowl and few natty ices.

The funny thing is he's actually not self aware enough not to offer it. He literally used to. Years ago he used to brag about how he could get good meds for free cause he's a tard and gets free healthcare and offered to trade their meds of choice for little girls to date him, before enough people finally drilled it into his head that what he was offering was a serious felony, would get him caught the second he actually tried it and would land him in prison

There are saved screenshots from him making those offers somewhere way back in the thread

This looks like a mom and pop scam shop. Lucas might not need too much help as a much smaller place he's going to piss everyone off faster. Plus healthcare fraud and illegals are being hit left and right even in the "safe" places.

The fact lucas has his money back and is still getting fed at this place only confirms its got to be some kind of scam. After all, when lucas is in a place like this he's supposed to be turning over his food stamps and large percentage of his money and gets his needs provided for in return, like how they did things in mallon place. That clearly isn't happening here and he's still getting fed, so where is this place getting their money from exactly? Some kind of scam has to be going on. 'Married couple from west africa' running the place doesn't exactly scream they're on the level either

The place getting shut down cause these idiots get nabbed by ICE and lucas ending up back on the street would make lucas go absolutely apeshit against trump and ICE. He already hates them but if that shit affected him personally? We'll never hear the end of it from him, it would be his own personal enemy and crusade just like how he still despises starbucks to this day. Its not like he has any other options either at that point. He'd be back to the street and shelters at least until his health took a major nosedive


Lucas proving he has no understanding of what public service is or means and that he thinks politicians are literaly saturday morning cartoon supervillains. and of course he makes it about food, again. Its always about food. Its also rather ironic he picked that particular type of food considering he loves showing off such things and made a huge deal out of that expired garbage tier caviar he dumped pepper all over and claimed smelled fishy the one time he managed to get his hands on some. He's angry that he's not the one who gets to do that and proves how greedy he is every time he brings it up

If anything lucas has a very ferengi mentality about such things. There was a ds9 episode that explains ferengi mentality to a T and I think describes lucas's beliefs perfectly - ferengi do not seek a way to end to exploitation of their workers, they seek a way to become the exploiters. If lucas was some fat cat henry ford type he would absolutely be a slave driver and take the attitude that if his workers didn't like how he did things they could quit, go live at the homeless shelter and get food stamps and let their girlfriends leave them and run to rich old lucas


Clearly not a dish lucas made

 

[SwiftBucks]

Sped home funding isn't cut and dry. Worked with a guy that ran one, think like a group home for heavily disabled adults. Him and his wife ran it, so it's probably a lot like where Lucas is. Pretty easy to set up, you need a certain certificate (nursing or some such?) and then you hire health care aide students as staff so someone is on site and awake 24/7.

Funding is dispersed based on levels of need. Someone quadruplegic would get a lot of money, same with someone with a severe TBI and comorbid disorders (one guy he housed "paid" well but was a constant flight risk, aggro, low IQ, gas huffer and a sex offender). Someone like Lucas probably pays a middling to low amount. He's ambulatory and reasonably cogent.

The clients have their own benefits, which vary, so they can get their SSDI and foodstamps or whatnot. Usually the money goes to a payee, which usually isn't the home.

Mallon looks like it specializes in complex cases, ones that need an institutional setting. I'm basically convinced once Mallon stabilizes someone enough then they get the boot. I'm also suspecting that some kind of audit happens for people in care, and if they don't need to be at a relatively expensive (cost per patient, anyway) place, they get bumped down.

 

[Duke Nukem]

politicians are literaly saturday morning cartoon supervillains

@WonderWino not nearly as far from reality as you'd think, but for entirely different reasons than what Lucas might have.

If anything lucas has a very ferengi mentality about such things. There was a ds9 episode that explains ferengi mentality to a T and I think describes lucas's beliefs perfectly - ferengi do not seek a way to end to exploitation of their workers, they seek a way to become the exploiters.

So basically your stereotypical communist who lives in a western country. Speaks out against exploitation, seems to exploit themselves. In very much the way Lucas exploits the Washington taxpayer in his quest for shitty food and zoomer baes.

Clearly not a dish lucas made

Rule of thumb, if it looks even remotely palatable, you can thank the taxpayer and not Chef Lucas.

(one guy he housed "paid" well but was a constant flight risk, aggro, low IQ, gas huffer and a sex offender).

All five of those in one guy? That's a big ole bag o' crazy.

Like I'm gonna be if I don't stop looking at what he does to food.

 

[HackerX]

This burger is as sad as it gets . Prison level shit. But for Lucas it’s a flex. Eating any and everything he can get his hands on is very important to him, something he needs to show off. I think @HackerX said he wants you to see, and watch him eat..
View attachment 8850108

Hell yeah. If only to watch the retard pour 20x the sauces/condiments necessary, completely mismatch said sauces/condiments, or eat that shit straight off the pavement until someone comments. With the latter, I always enjoy it because it always comes off as explaining something to a naive child, in a tone dripping with shock, confusion, and tactical disgust at what that person just witnessed.

He has a new pfp as well
View attachment 8850289
he was going for some type of serious look.. ended up with egg headed sunken eyed old creepy weirdo

It's divine justice his mouth is inherently a frowny face.

View attachment 8850292
Did greasy egg girl pretend to like his offering and then not give him the affection he deserved?

Another classic case of The Wern inadvertently tattling on himself.

It's also hilarious how he's clearly laying out that not giving any affection to Myrna's special lil' baby boy = nastiness. What a tragic world view, LOL.

Tldr I'm not drama farming but because Lucas is eating so much and already acting out in his new place that and the weens are gonna make things real bad real soon.

My only complaint are the replies without quoting the replies. With an unkneen eye, it's schizofrenic.

Anyone want to see him in Thailand, because it would be really fucking funny. A faked degree at a shady ESL school would fit him.

Ya know, it's still a marvel he successfully managed to fly to LA in the first place. Sure, someone else handled the booking for Lucas (and his youngin' Itsnotinthecards Werner'), but I still find it hard to believe he was able to make it to LA on his own, much less making it through the airport.

I would love, more than anything, to observe the play-by-play goings on through Lucas's dysfunctional mind between receiving those tickets and discovering the truth at the hotel. While I'm sure 90% was his same ol' beyond retarded, surface level thinking about zoomer baes, you gotta wonder if any doubts crept through his mind whatsoever. (ESPECIALLY, if the ticket desk mentioned anything about the child included on his ticket not being present, LOL.)

Obviously, they weren't nearly enough because the sped was determined enough to randomly hop on a plane to LA so he could visit a blatant catfish, but you have to imagine (and hope) the voices on the wind mentioned something about this being a bad idea. Especially since it's not like this took place over 20 minutes. It was a fucking multi-hour excursion with no real tether to reality besides the fact the catfish bought him plane tickets. I get the suspension of disbelief was easier because of the plane tickets, but it's just crazy since it worked like an overpowered cheat code.

Then, ofc, I'd want that same play-by-play after he found out he was catfished so brutally. We got his panicked, fearful mooings and all that, but you have to wonder if there was any self-reflection whatsoever. LOL NO. Well kinda, if only due to not being catfished to another state again, but I'll attribute that simply to a lack of catfish-provided plane tickets.

The fact lucas has his money back and is still getting fed at this place only confirms its got to be some kind of scam. After all, when lucas is in a place like this he's supposed to be turning over his food stamps and large percentage of his money and gets his needs provided for in return, like how they did things in mallon place. That clearly isn't happening here and he's still getting fed, so where is this place getting their money from exactly? Some kind of scam has to be going on. 'Married couple from west africa' running the place doesn't exactly scream they're on the level either

There's one scenario playing in my mind where this discrepancy is a misunderstanding for Lucas, the caretakers, are both. Specifically, where the caretakers discover either they're not receiving a stipend for Lucas's food, or they're not supposed to be giving Lucas food since he's receiving food stamps.

Then, it's a question whether Lucas is aware, unaware, or complicit in that misunderstanding because there's so many hilarious potential outcomes. Especially if Lucas is complicit, aware, and pretending he doesn't know he's supposed either give them his food stamps or not eat their food because that's exactly the kind of thing Lucas would play dumb (very very poorly).

Sure, the caretakers could begrudgingly let it slide, but I'd laugh my ass off if they try to claw back some of the money they've spent on his food, or begin to outright deny him they're food because he's receiving money for it. Hell, it's not like you can rule out they all know he's not supposed to eat their food, but he just hovers in the kitchen all day and acts entitled to it the entire time.

Lucas proving he has no understanding of what public service is or means and that he thinks politicians are literaly saturday morning cartoon supervillains. and of course he makes it about food, again. Its always about food. Its also rather ironic he picked that particular type of food considering he loves showing off such things and made a huge deal out of that expired garbage tier caviar he dumped pepper all over and claimed smelled fishy the one time he managed to get his hands on some. He's angry that he's not the one who gets to do that and proves how greedy he is every time he brings it up

I'm curious if there's a tier higher than disorganized thinking, because Lucas definitely has that. He starts going off the trail within the same sentence.

If anything lucas has a very ferengi mentality about such things. There was a ds9 episode that explains ferengi mentality to a T and I think describes lucas's beliefs perfectly - ferengi do not seek a way to end to exploitation of their workers, they seek a way to become the exploiters. If lucas was some fat cat henry ford type he would absolutely be a slave driver and take the attitude that if his workers didn't like how he did things they could quit, go live at the homeless shelter and get food stamps and let their girlfriends leave them and run to rich old lucas

Oh yeah, that's obvious. I'd say he doesn't try to hide it because he does, but he's just so laughably bad at hiding it.

Someone like Lucas probably pays a middling to low amount. He's ambulatory and reasonably cogent.

This will never not be funny to me because it's obvious Lucas is aware of this as well. It's why he'll occasionally moo about 'working with a counselor to look for jobs', make an excuse about his eyes/feet, or complain about the tard salary cap. (Last one is my favorite.) I'm pretty sure counselors, therapists, and the like tell him he can work just fine (relative to his limited capacity) but he staunchly refuses because he'd rather complain.

So basically your stereotypical communist who lives in a western country. Speaks out against exploitation, seems to exploit themselves. In very much the way Lucas exploits the Washington taxpayer in his quest for shitty food and zoomer baes.

It's worse with him because he receives all the benefits he moos about not existing in a capitalist country. To the point where there's not even room for any debate whatsoever because the sped:

- Has never been gainfully employed
- Receives free Housing, Food, and Utilities
- Receives free health care
- Received free college tuition
- Receives free pocket money

All for providing literally nothing to his community, society, or human civilization as a whole. It'd be one thing if he were honest that he was greedy, or he hates all those things specifically because he has no zoomer bae. Except it's not. It's all hidden, and absurdly obvious, under the thin veil of his complaining moos.



Boring

Lit. I love how he can only seem to eat the worst possible foods for someone in his condition. It's amazing.