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Ladies, if Lucas asks if you'd like to see his cheesy cucumber turn around and run the fuck out of the nearest door. Chances are it may have MRSA.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th
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"Semen doused in telomeres" is probably code for semen doused in MRSA. In fact, I'm starting to think that telomeres = MRSA.
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If Lucas has 11,000 followers, and from how @2020Roosevelt puts it, they're seem like they're all friends of Lucas, and Lucas is a nice guy, why wouldn't any of those 11,000 followers/friends hook him up with a young woman? Surely, a good, upstanding man with PhD dreams who dresses to the nines and with uber-long telomeres is an easy set-up for any of those 11,000 friends' young women friends, as well. They wouldn't want their female friends to miss out on such a fine gentleman, right?
Assuming those 11,000 followers are actually friendly to Lucas, of course, and not just rubberneckers wanting in on the spectacle that is Lucas Werner.
Assuming those 11,000 followers are actually friendly to Lucas, of course, and not just rubberneckers wanting in on the spectacle that is Lucas Werner.
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Ahhh, every young 20 somethings ideal conversational date is about their dates super spectacular semen.
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Lucas is the epitome of the neckbeard stereotype, as shown by what he thinks is "dressing to the nines".
Plus his inceldom only adds to that.
Plus his inceldom only adds to that.
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I can't wait how the Lucas goes to college arc will play out. At this point it doesn't even matter if he is actually attending or if it's all just in his head, the outcome will be hilarious either way. Although i admit that seeing him sperg out on campus, being dragged off by security and hopefully making the news again sounds a lot better than Lucas getting locked away in the loony bin again.
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Every damn photo Lucas posts of himself just screams "ASSHOLE".
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I just want to see at least four campus security guards jump on Lucas in an effort to restrain him, while he screams "I AM THE WERN, THE TELOMERE GOD, THE ONLY GOD! THE UNTETHERED RAGE AND POWER OF MY LONG TELOMERES KNOWS NO BOUNDS".
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Yeah, when he unironically started calling himself The Wern it was a good sign that his ego was out of control.
It's amazing how Lucas and OPL can view the whole of the internet mocking them as "fame", as if they only see the followers count and miss what 99% of people say about them.
It's amazing how Lucas and OPL can view the whole of the internet mocking them as "fame", as if they only see the followers count and miss what 99% of people say about them.
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At least with Chris you could have something of an entertaining conversation with him (even if it is just talking about Sonichu etc for hours on end), as unlike Lucas he's not completely arrogant.
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Russell Greer worries me because he can't hire hookers anymore. I'm concerned he'll escalate to rape at some point. While I have no doubt Lucas would do the same if he thought he could get away with it, he also can be evaded by someone walking fast.
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Even if I didn't know Lucas, every instinct in my body screams AVOID AVOID AVOID- he just has that vibe.
He also looks like he smells, so there's that.
He also looks like he smells, so there's that.
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Do we have any stories about what Lucas smells like from people unfortunate enough to see him in the wild?
I imagine he smells like rotten eggs or some other methane/protein heavy scent to him.
I imagine he smells like rotten eggs or some other methane/protein heavy scent to him.
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1991 is calling, it wants its aesthetic back!
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I remember reading somewhere that one of the reasons he was banned from a few places is that he tends to fart up any establishment that he's in. Like, flat out doesn't care that he does it, doesn't excuse himself when he does it (shocker, I know).
Also, I read that the farting played a role in the Starbucks incident. As in, he would stand in line, blow ass, and the baristas would try to stifle their laughter because of how gross and pathetic he is. This is probably what the barista that he passed the note to was laughing at. Not that she found him funny as he likes to claim, but that she had to deal with such a disgusting human being.
Now I can't remember where I read it, it may have been on here a while back, but either way, it completely fits his MO and wouldn't be surprising in the least. And since I'm sure he's reading this, Hey Lucas! Stop being such a vomitous sack of pedo garbage and learn some basic etiquette when you go to public places!
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A few years ago, I remember a person from Spokane commented on one of his facebook posts saying they had encountered him before and that he smelled of hot garbage. They also said his teeth were "butter yellow".