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Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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You're right Lucas, unlike Sarah Huckabee Sanders you get banned from entire corporate chains instead of just one independent restaurant.
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If that's true go to Churchill's Lucas.
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It amuses me that Lucas is convinced Spokane is some left-coast super progressive city because he never leaves his tiny little corner of downtown where everyone is either a bum or a starving-artist hipster type living in $2000/month studio that is larping as a bum. Once you get a few blocks from that area and to where people live in houses and raise families it gets real red real fast. Like, deep red.
If a casual dining establishment in that city decided not to serve Republicans they would find themselves out of business very quickly.
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i didnt, someone else posted it. could be fake, but waaay back when nyquil first showed up it was ALL links to eddie's porn career
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his fat ass doesn't really need the munchies.
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Come on Lucas, please don't ruin weed for me. You've already ruined food, and that is something I already enjoy far too much.
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Trainwreck
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Note that he only mentions anal and blow jobs, because it's all about what he wants.
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Does he still make those insane food macros? The artisnal pizza one may be his masterpiece.
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He's a fucking creepy pedophile with out a doubt.
Ok let's play, what if, Lucas claims older women can't safely have kids so he's a scientist not a pedophile, if he's got this de aging sperm, all males of his age do, because aside the genetic imprint, jizz is jizz. His schizo telomeres aged jizz is not better (indeed worse) than any other almost 40 year old man.
Pretending Lucas is not a sexual deviant, whom wants to control a child if his jizz or any old man jizz is healing, what's the worry? Why not make all 40 year olds swallow and tada her ovaries will be brand spanking new? If his theory was correct, wouldn't hitting a girl who's pre/in/directly post puberty ruin her system winding the clock pre menstruation? While oral and anal sex are not some big deal, and socially acceptable, they are not for reproducing, that's not a debate, it's for pleasure and bonding. Lucas swears he wants a kid, well, you don't have kids firing one in her butt. Lucas informed us, if your g/f calls you daddy she needs to be hospitalized or arrested. He hates the Nazi's but demands bedroom laws so strict, Mike Pence would blush and vomit at the idea. But, he's allowed to just fire shots off in a girls mouth because, he wants to.
He's a fucking pedophile, plain and simple, this is why he's a creep.
With out getting too Freudian, I assume since Lucas is a pedo, a big part of his enjoyment/kink of anal and oral sex is the (wrongly passed) concept of the fact if a woman's vagina is not being stimulated sexually she's getting nothing out of it. Lucas really likes the idea of controlling a woman being serviced sexually and her not getting her rocks off. Lucas doesn't care or understand bonding, sharing or the female body. Lucas doesn't care or know sometimes you get a blow job because she wants to make you happy. Lucas wants her to suck that dick because he wants to get his rocks off, on/in a 10 year old.
I'm also upset because, "good morning/red eye" burgers (eggs bacon) are the fucking bomb and now I don't think I can eat one with out thinking of a balding pedophile trying to cum in a toddlers butt.
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I'm guessing he's talking about consumption of his semen. As far as anal goes, I think he watched that episode of South Park about eating food from your ass and incorporated it into his quackery.
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He's a pedophile, they are control freaks, I honestly think he wants to make sure she gets nothing out of the sexual encounters.
Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th
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I know, I just found it hilarious that he equates his spooge with food.
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It's funny but it also shows how primal, dumb and filterless Lucas is.
Let's be real we are all wired the same in some respects food and sex are pleasurable, Lucas has no restraint, we can tell by being 400lbs and shoveling his cheesy cukes in his gullet to no end. He just wants to cum all the time too.
If his willy worked, he'd probably jack off 8 times a day.
Let's be real we are all wired the same in some respects food and sex are pleasurable, Lucas has no restraint, we can tell by being 400lbs and shoveling his cheesy cukes in his gullet to no end. He just wants to cum all the time too.
If his willy worked, he'd probably jack off 8 times a day.
Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th
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His videos alone have shown that. He's in a perpetual state of a toddler going through the terrible twos.
As far as his willy goes, if he jacked off that much, he'd probably lose some weight or give himself a stress induced heart attack. I think one day he might croak a la Elvis.
As far as his willy goes, if he jacked off that much, he'd probably lose some weight or give himself a stress induced heart attack. I think one day he might croak a la Elvis.
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I've very thankful his micro dick doesn't work. I'd imagine he'd be slinking around corners furiously jacking off while eye raping unsuspecting high schoolers.