Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Like any other "nice guy" of his type, he believes young women are stupid and some kind of property that needs to be shared. Like, what other purpose could they have other than being hand-me-outs for lonely men? They're not actual women yet (or formed people/personalities for that matter) and, in his words, he doesn't want a "real woman" because they would expect him to men up and pull his shit together lol. I think he believes it's like Netflix or Amazon or smth, where the trial version is open and available to anyone so your broke ass can use the benefits for a while and then cancel bcs you know you can't afford the real deal after.

I recently watched that shitshow "A Handmaid's Tale" and as much as it sucked because of all the pushy sjw agenda, I can see how the general idea of such a dystopian society would be appealing exactlly to guys like him.
 
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FotzenHunt42 said:
Like any other "nice guy" of his type, he believes young women are stupid and some kind of property that needs to be shared. Like, what other purpose could they have other than being hand-me-outs for lonely men? They're not actual women yet (or formed people/personalities for that matter) and, in his words, he doesn't want a "real woman" because they would expect him to men up and pull his shit together lol. I think he believes it's like Netflix or Amazon or smth, where the trial version is open and available to anyone so your broke ass can use the benefits for a while and then cancel bcs you know you can't afford the real deal after.

I recently watched that shitshow "A Handmaid's Tale" and as much as it sucked because of all the pushy sjw agenda, I can see how the general idea of such a dystopian society would be appealing exactlly to guys like him.
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Most nice guys, incels etc are far darker.

They want a fuck mommy, they want to lure em in then lock them down and have them do all the work as they sit around like king being waited on and sexually served at command.

In regards to Lucas the fancy dinner, is the free hit of crack. He wants you to get hooked, thinking this is the normal, when after his one meal he's out of money, expecting to move in have you cover the bills and be his sex slave and give him his super baby he wants to bone.

Almost all the nice guy types want a naive woman for what you said, they need control and fear a woman or anyone with a grasp on reality. Lucas is a pedophile, so it's that just hyped up to 11 because, he's scared of a girl who's old enough to be trusted to cut her own food as she'd know to hold that knife towards tubbo.
 
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Trainwreck said:
My screenshots still won't upload. Lucas has broken out the thesaurus which made his tweet even creepier.

Lucas Werner‏ @TheOnlyWern
The telomeres that ruin my eyesight and make me balding are not the telomeres that make my sperm fecund. #TelomereFacts

12:39 PM - 25 Jul 2018
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Lucas is rarely correct, but telomeres are the caps of DNA. So, let's consider the tap like the top of a bottle. It holds all the DNA in. If some how leaks it's not good period. You can't have a hole in the top of your bottle of Pepsi and only the bad pepsi leaks out.

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It actually might be the beetus that is doing that. If dude doesn't control it he's in for a very bad (albeit short) time.
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He's always had poor eyesight from his claims, and yes beetus does that. Also, let's not forget he brags he's from age gap parents.
 
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Bassomatic said:
Lucas is rarely correct, but telomeres are the caps of DNA. So, let's consider the tap like the top of a bottle. It holds all the DNA in. If some how leaks it's not good period. You can't have a hole in the top of your bottle of Pepsi and only the bad pepsi leaks out.
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They don't get better with age, though. They shorten as cells divide and the DNA is copied. Eventually the DNA becomes damaged and the organism ages and dies. There's nothing good that happens to your telomeres as you age.
 
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AnOminous said:
They don't get better with age, though. They shorten as cells divide and the DNA is copied. Eventually the DNA becomes damaged and the organism ages and dies. There's nothing good that happens to your telomeres as you age.
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Having a parent over 40, even if the other is not greatly increases the chances for some form of genetic abnormality. Autism is one, but so is Down Syndrome, and some others.
 
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High blood pressure also can make you go blind. I don't know if fatty has it but I wouldn't be surprised if he did.

Are there any easily digestible links to that 40+ parent stuff? I'm genuinely interested. Especially regarding the "common" factor, as these abnormalities, in the bigger picture, are not really that common at all. Wikipedia says in the case of Downs:

The parents of the affected individual are typically genetically normal.[11] The extra chromosome occurs by chance.[12] The probability increases from less than 0.1% in 20-year-old mothers to 3% in those age 45.[3] There is no known behavioral activity or environmental factor that changes the probability.[12]
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Which considering that there is screening for it, doesn't seem to be really all that dramatic. There's also no mention of the age of the Father playing a role, haven't read the sources though.

Autism currently is such a vague clusterfuck that while parents' age has actually been factored in, (in fact, it's suggested that older fathers cause more risk for the kid developing autism than older mothers) nobody really knows right now. It's also really kinda too common for my personal taste meaning that I think research into environmental factors should be done more, seeing that older fathers might also be an environmental problem, actually.

All of this of course doesn't matter to Lucas because he never will father a child and thank god for that. I'd be surprised if dude reaches his 50s, to be entirely honest.
 
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Well, I stand corrected!
Hopefully he didn't fart the place down.

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Eh, I don't want to rip on someone trying to make some content. It's done in that satire documentary as so many lolcows are covered.
Let me get my advice/a log out of the way. Lucas has better audio than you. You have a lot of content and over 11k subs. Fix that seriously.

I'm shocked he made it to Churchill's. I do have to say if that's the top end place in Spokane, oh man... for shame.
 
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There are lots of videos on Lucas Werner, it’s just that he made most of the videos. Look up his YouTube channel there are a shit ton of his videos with his bat shit insane ramblings and bullshit fake pedo science.


ThotDestroyer said:
https://youtu.be/XInN-Qult4Q


I’m surprised that there are barely any videos on the guy yet a fucking gold mine on the lolcow forums. Probably won’t be any blowup until he does something really stupid.
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I liked your Lucas Werner video it was funny.



ThotDestroyer said:
Yup. Learned a lot about this forum and the lolcow farms.
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