Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Super Collie]

If he's using his EBT benefits to pay for services rendered by other people, yes that is illegal. Basically, if he's using the benefits for anyone other than him (and his family, if he were living with them) he's violating the law.

The problem is that things like this are hard to prove. It can be reported, but I'm not familiar with the investigation behind it. Nothing will probably come of it though.

 

[SpacePanther]

Spoiler: Some sperging but we found out more about the 16 year old pt 1

Spoiler: pt 2

 

[moorhen]

"I have more important memes"

 

[DrJonesHat]

Once again, the idea that while fucking a 16 year old in Washington state when you're 36 is legal (it is, I checked), it's still reallllly creepy sails right over his MRSA riddled head. Also, he was hitting on a 15 year old at one point and constantly mentioning the age of consent is 16. Dunno if that was the same girl and she turned 16 or what.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Amazing, a father didn't want his teenage daughter talking to a 36 year old, mentally ill homeless man who's riddled with disease. Honestly, he got off lightly. I don't care if it's legal, I'd have called the police on him.

 

[saltwatertaffy]

". . . take time out of my busy schedule. . ."

What busy schedule is this, Wern? Taking photos of the nachos your fat ass wolfed down at an over-priced restaurant? Making wordy memes that are the ravings of a lunatic? Cruising the malls for your next 15-year-old victim?

"Willow Jung from Olympia actually loves me."

I fucking can't even . . .

 

[Fiddleford]

I'm of the mindset that it is a very big warning sign when someone is obsessed with age of consent laws.
Unless they're, like, a lawyer.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I reiterate my plans to purchase every young woman in the Spokane area a can of mace. He's a fucking attempted rape waiting to happen.

 

[glass_houses]

I reiterate my plans to purchase every young woman in the Spokane area a can of mace. He's a fucking attempted rape waiting to happen.

If it hasn't happened already. I'm dead serious. If nothing else, I've no doubt he does 'test runs' like serial killers and rapists do, which is to pick someone and follow them about, working out the best way to do it without getting caught.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

I'm willing to bet when (if) Hil wins, he's going to do something extreme.

 

[saltwatertaffy]

Nice try, Lukey. A REAL Sugar Mama would not send you $500 through snail-mail. A REAL Sugar Mama knows what Western Union is.

 

[Bassomatic]

I'm willing to bet when (if) Hil wins, he's going to do something extreme.

No matter WHO wins Lucas will chimp out and do something stupid.
His beloved Bernie? Flip out he's back stabbed Bernie didn't tack one a coupon for one g/f with his welfare
Anyone else, rigged Americas gonna die etc.
Bernie is nothing more to him than a new way to prey upon young girls.

 

[Kosher Dill]

New bathroom supplies... romance is in the air

 

[Rabbit Bones]

As badly as I don't want him to get $500, he probably could use a good hosing down and some deoderant, for the betterment of Spokane.

 

[glass_houses]

As badly as I don't want him to get $500, he probably could use a good hosing down and some deoderant, for the betterment of Spokane.

I can't quite see how one of these would cost $500.

 

[SpacePanther]

Today is the day guys. I wonder how Lucas's date is going? He hasn't posted anything about it yet.

 

[Relax Guy]

He's pimping the new bald patch, just like sexy ol' Bernie.
Not sure what he means by "she's getting in the car", is he with her or is that what she's told him?

 

[Rabbit Bones]

God he's easy to mess with. He's almost as gullible as Chris.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

@QueenBurritoSupreme said that he hates his bald spot. I suspect she's pulling the strings on this one and encouraging him to show off his "one flaw."

 

[DrJonesHat]

I hope no one is actually dumb enough to meet him. He's gotten physically violent in the past when people have fucked with him.