Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

we literally have the quotes saved it's not gas lighting.

Now let's say it's true not due to Lucas being a pedo,overweight,unemployed,a domestic abuser and all his other glaring flaws I don't need to expand on to make my point

What is it then? He claims he sees grey beards get girls so it's not age-phoiba. He says he's seen hobos get girls so it's not a money thing. He raped a black girl so it's not a race thing.

Lucas is pity fishing poorly here because he doesn't even bring up the "real" cause he's alone if not him being himself.

He won't get a drop of pity from anyone as first a lot of his issues are self imposed, second he's got no real followers or friends and lastly he's almost 40 not an edgy 16 year old.

people can have their lives go to shit at any age. Lucas has always had a shit life because he ignored the care and help he got for selfish reasons. If you're 40 and had a break down you have had a vast life before it. Lucas hasn't because he's been a pedophile and food addict his entire near four decades.
 
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Trainwreck said:
Anger is growing. He keeps this kind of stuff up, he's going to get thrown back to Eastern State. I have to say, this statement is fairly reminiscent of the "right now right now right now" video.

Lucas Werner‏ @TheOnlyWern 5m5 minutes ago
I figure I'm going to die alone, but don't say it's for what I talk about because that's fuckin' bullshit, you're fuckin' bullshit and what you believe is fuckin' bullshit, you gaslighting bullshit fools.

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I'd say for Lucas, the college environment is the last place he should be. There he is, surrounded by young women he salivates over, who pay no attention to him. He considers himself a genius that invents time travel, but he has problems with remedial math. The anger and frustration that things aren't going the way he imagined/wants in college, are building up.
 
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mothman96 said:
I'd say for Lucas, the college environment is the last place he should be. There he is, surrounded by young women he salivates over, who pay no attention to him. He considers himself a genius that invents time travel, but he has problems with remedial math. The anger and frustration that things aren't going the way he imagined/wants in college, are building up.
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It could be worse; the fact that it's a community college means, at the very least, that he doesn't actually reside on campus.

In any case, this is exactly in line with my predictions regarding how the Wern's stint at college will end. In his eyes, the one thing he has going for him is his massive intellect. I think as his professors gradually force a mirror to his face, he'll be so angry at what he sees that he'll do everything he can to mentally block it out.

And of course, this will only worsen when he finds out that having a community college degree won't get him any closer to impressing a prospective victim to the point where they'll sleep with him.
 
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AbraCadaver said:
The essay is five paragrahs long? So the old “introductory paragraph, three for content and one sum up” format that we all had as children?

What a tasking class, Wern. You’re clearly sweating it out for that PhD. Good lord, does your class include a break for playing on the swings?

Also you started this “late last week”? I’m no doctor, but I could write five paragraphs on a topic of my choosing on my lunch hour. How are you actually mulling this over to any degree?
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I shudder at the thought of what his 'scientific' papers will look like, once he starts taking STEM classes in anticipation of his spaceman degree. Writing scientific analyses/essays in Principles of Biology 1 was, to me, fairly challenging. I can't even imagine what writing a scholarly paper on astrophysics would require, let alone how the Wern would tackle those requirements.
 
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I shudder at the thought of what his 'scientific' papers will look like, once he starts taking STEM classes in anticipation of his spaceman degree. Writing scientific analyses/essays in Principles of Biology 1 was, to me, fairly challenging. I can't even imagine what writing a scholarly paper on astrophysics would require, let alone how the Wern would tackle those requirements.
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I'm thinking as far as college goes, Lucas is going to crash and burn before he gets to any upper level classes.
 
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mothman96 said:
I'm thinking as far as college goes, Lucas is going to crash and burn before he gets to any upper level classes.
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It's community college. I personally didn't attend community college, but I know a few people who have; from what I gather it's roughly as difficult as the last couple years of high school. Plus, getting an Associate's only takes two years as opposed to four for a Bachelor's. Personally, my money is on him barely getting through community college (note how in his tweet/status about math he said he was "passing" rather than "acing" or "doing well in") but immediately crashing and burning if and when he attempts anything further.

EDIT: I know the page isn't run by him but

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Barrister said:
It's community college. I personally didn't attend community college, but I know a few people who have; from what I gather it's roughly as difficult as the last couple years of high school. Plus, getting an Associate's only takes two years as opposed to four for a Bachelor's. Personally, my money is on him barely getting through community college (note how in his tweet/status about math he said he was "passing" rather than "acing" or "doing well in") but immediately crashing and burning if and when he attempts anything further.

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Been checking out the page. It's actually funny. Some know it's not the real Lucas, some are confused as to whether it is or not, and some it looks like think it's the real Lucas.

Below is one of the comments to that picture of Lucas with his game.

1. Batman pajama bottoms
2. Dingy black button down shirt with roses(?)
3. The ugliest brown shoes i ever did see

And then you set out a makeshift board game ?? As a TRAP ?? You dont look dateable dude you look like a mentally unstable homeless person
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I shudder at the thought of what his 'scientific' papers will look like, once he starts taking STEM classes in anticipation of his spaceman degree. Writing scientific analyses/essays in Principles of Biology 1 was, to me, fairly challenging. I can't even imagine what writing a scholarly paper on astrophysics would require, let alone how the Wern would tackle those requirements.
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My Grandfather has a PhD in physics (specialising in astronomy), and for sometime was a lecturer in space science for a certain institution in the UK. I remember when he showed me his PhD thesis, and how most of it was made up of diagrams and complex equations - not to mention that there were thousands (and I mean thousands) of footnotes/citations. His bibliography spanned at least ten to twenty pages.

This is something that we all know Lucas wouldn't be even able to pull off at undergraduate level without a miracle.
 
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Aristophanes said:
Jesus wept, that's a word salad covered in pseud's dressing. All I could get is something about pistol whipping and "dense intellectualism".

Who does Lucas think he is, Freud?
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Probably. I used to tutor other students in Writing both in high school and college; right off the bat, the Wern's writing is really, really bad. For one, starting a paragraph (especially in an analytic piece) with a rhetorical question is something most of us learned not to do in middle school (I even had one teacher who specifically took off points for students who did that). English teachers often- and for good reason- tell their students, "If you don't know what a word means, don't use it." "Hirsute" means hairy. The Wern says that social media is "oft hirsute." I'm not sure what he was trying to say but I hope his schizo hasn't gotten to the point where he thinks his facebook is sprouting hairs.

Of course, ignoring his winding writing and often redundant paragraphs advancing no meaningful points and serving only as filler, the biggest problem is his making claim after claim without including a single, solitary citation, source, or footnote. This, coupled with his pointlessly verbose style, is indicative of a paper written by a middle-schooler who happens to own a couple thesauruses.

I feel really bad for his professors/peers who have to read his word vomit, but I'll feel even worse for them when the Wern inevitably starts harassing them from a distance.
 
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To those here with access to Lucas's twitter, is he developing a board game based on his "telomered" pedo needs?
 
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Rumpled Foreskin said:
Just go back a couple pages, info on his games can be found there.
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Went back several pages. The one I'm asking about he named "Michaela". It looks like he made his desire for the young into a board game. It reminds me of his clockpunk alternate history "Wound", where he said teens were "naturally" attracted to older men like him.

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Probably. I used to tutor other students in Writing both in high school and college; right off the bat, the Wern's writing is really, really bad. For one, starting a paragraph (especially in an analytic piece) with a rhetorical question is something most of us learned not to do in middle school (I even had one teacher who specifically took off points for students who did that). English teachers often- and for good reason- tell their students, "If you don't know what a word means, don't use it." "Hirsute" means hairy. The Wern says that social media is "oft hirsute." I'm not sure what he was trying to say but I hope his schizo hasn't gotten to the point where he thinks his facebook is sprouting hairs.

Of course, ignoring his winding writing and often redundant paragraphs advancing no meaningful points and serving only as filler, the biggest problem is his making claim after claim without including a single, solitary citation, source, or footnote. This, coupled with his pointlessly verbose style, is indicative of a paper written by a middle-schooler who happens to own a couple thesauruses.

I feel really bad for his professors/peers who have to read his word vomit, but I'll feel even worse for them when the Wern inevitably starts harassing them from a distance.
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I remember what he said about finishing his 1st assigned essay, kicking it in the ass. Giving the impression that he was going to excel his way through his English class. Later came out he is only auditing the class and will not be receiving a grade/credit for it.
 
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Sorry if :late: — but I wonder if ol' Lucas saw this bit of news.

A new study published Wednesday in the BMJ suggests that men, too, may have biological clocks worth heeding. Babies born to older fathers, the paper says, may be more susceptible to health problems including preterm birth, low birth weight and breathing problems. And women who have children with older men may have increased health risks, too — particularly gestational diabetes.
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