Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
I'm revising my opinion. Yes, the guys are boring, but Lucas really seems to have, dare I say it, improved. He seems much less quick to anger, and most of his opinions are suprisingly rational. Whatever mixture of drugs he's on seems to be working. Thank God.
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Lucas is just enjoying the attention he's getting from being "interviewed", so he's watching his step. The way he reacts when it comes to teenagers and young women not wanting to date and "breed" with him, making women uncomfortable, etc., his "rationality" goes out the window and blows a fuse. His meds don't change he's a pedo that should never have a daughter.

More of Lucas's sweet talk for the ladies.

Lucas Werner‏ @TheOnlyWern 2h2 hours ago

Women will date the most degenerate, flat billed, sleaze ball, money chain, clone guys and call you "entitled" for offering an $85 lobster tail dinner to their bitter, jerk asses.
 
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mothman96 said:
More of Lucas's sweet talk for the ladies.

Lucas Werner‏ @TheOnlyWern 2h2 hours ago

Women will date the most degenerate, flat billed, sleaze ball, money chain, clone guys and call you "entitled" for offering an $85 lobster tail dinner to their bitter, jerk asses.
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It is entitled to think waving less than a C note to a woman and expecting them to give you time, care, interaction, and what he really wants, sex.
Those "broke losers" (ironic he's on welfare) have a lot you don't or they wouldn't get the girl.

He even ends his rant angry at women.

I don't know how or when I'll get those two videos in there's no way in god's green earth I have sanity, or time to cap these interviews but I will update after I listen to them.
 
mothman96 said:
Lucas is just enjoying the attention he's getting from being "interviewed", so he's watching his step. The way he reacts when it comes to teenagers and young women not wanting to date and "breed" with him, making women uncomfortable, etc., his "rationality" goes out the window and blows a fuse. His meds don't change he's a pedo that should never have a daughter.
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This. I only checked out the more recent video and it was boring as hell, and the interviewer didn't ask anything interesting or triggering.
 
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Has anybody else noticed that Lucas has all of his games posted except for Mikayla and Dance of the telomeres? I am guessing that maybe the game crafting people may have told him they want nothing to do with his pedophile shit, so he took them off after realizing he can’t sell them.
 
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ManbearPig said:
Has anybody else noticed that Lucas has all of his games posted except for Mikayla and Dance of the telomeres? I am guessing that maybe the game crafting people may have told him they want nothing to do with his pedophile shit, so he took them off after realizing he can’t sell them.
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I think it's like redbubble but games and they won't care. I think it's just lack of money and it'll get done at some point unless he finds a new angle to lure women.
 
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ManbearPig said:
Has anybody else noticed that Lucas has all of his games posted except for Mikayla and Dance of the telomeres? I am guessing that maybe the game crafting people may have told him they want nothing to do with his pedophile shit, so he took them off after realizing he can’t sell them.
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Did he ever finish them?
 
Three days of radio silence from Lucas on Twitter. His last post was him concerned that the government would shut down again and his welfare benefits would be effected . Does anyone know what that Lolcow is up to? Is he back on Facebook?
 
Did Lucas get cucked by a black man wearing a flat bill?
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Sure enough, it greatly angers him that there are people happy in a relationship. The way he says "rubbing it in our face", like every other single person froths at the mouth that couples exist.

Lucas Werner‏ @TheOnlyWern

Couples aren't of much use unless they get unhappy, single people in relationships too, then they're not just rubbing it in our face like rude animals.

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Lucas Werner‏ @TheOnlyWern 1h1 hour ago

Why don't relationship people ever got the hook up so single people can be relationship people too?

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Because they don’t want to hookup a pedophile in your case.

12:33 PM - 10 Feb 2019
 
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For all his aggressive language and alpha science posturing, Luke is as passive as they come: All of his "8 relationships" we're started by women coming up to him, and he wants (expects) people to get him a relationship, as if playing matchmaker has anything other than the most minor influence on the outcome of an attempted relationship.

Also: I've long puzzled over Lucas's bizarre neologisms and turns of phrase; I'm amusing myself by trying to list them all, along with his perceived meanings:

"Full Blush Face" - This is the one that always jumps out at me. Beyond his weird pronouncing, which can be chalked up to lack of social contact, he uses certain phrases without explanation, as if everyone should know what he means. He used blush face to describe Suzanne giving him a restraining order, and his own reaction to Trump's win.

"Open" - I've never heard anyone but Lucas use this in his fashion, to mean "start a conversation with," As in "Don't open creep with me". He frequently pairs it with mispronounced "faggit".

"Ageil" Is this a word? See also "Intra-ageil"

"Hoodrats with the thick thighs" - He says this as a whole phrase, as if it's a common phrase . Weird.

"Graybeards" - We've all mocked this one. Skyrim meets pedophilia.

Hmmmm..

I'm sure I'm missing some. Any suggestions?
 
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The insane pedo defines incel.

Lucas Werner‏ @TheOnlyWern

Those people who go from relationship to relationship, that 5 seconds in between, they're the most desperate incels on the planet and *STILL* they get laid.

5:02 PM - 10 Feb 2019

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if they get laid then they aren't incels

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They are for the space between and the most desperate ones at that, all suicidal for a week because they didn't get laid by 5 different people this year, just the 4. Fuck them.

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He's still on a roll with his pity party. No one gets him a girlfriend. I'm wondering if it's because Valentines day is coming up, and he's going to see couples out celebrating.

Lucas Werner‏ @TheOnlyWern

Why do people who go from relationship seem crummy to single people almost never in a relationship? What? You can't introduce me to somebody single? Why are you so crummy?

3:49 PM - 10 Feb 2019

Lucas Werner‏ @TheOnlyWern

I'm always seeing couples making fun of people who are chronically alone over social media. Maybe... uh... make with the introductions, so they WON'T be alone.
 
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Lucas is wishing his idea for "Dance of the Telomores" was real life. He would love it if the government would sponsor a dance where fat guys like him could meet young ovulators, enjoy some soda, then dance. I know he has stated this numerous times that the government should find him a girlfriend. He wants the government to do everything for him. Can't work a job or do anything for himself, the government and the rich should give to him.
 
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Da Dude123 said:
Lucas must have gotten Zucced yet again. He is back on Twitter saying people should find him a girlfriend...
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I don't know of any woman that would want a 40-year old that doesn't have a job and can't take care of themselves. If he put in the effort he could find someone, but then he'd get all demanding and want someone under the age of 18 and ruin his chances all over again. At this point I think he's a lost cause when it comes to relationships.
 
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
I don't know of any woman that would want a 40-year old that doesn't have a job and can't take care of themselves. If he put in the effort he could find someone, but then he'd get all demanding and want someone under the age of 18 and ruin his chances all over again. At this point I think he's a lost cause when it comes to relationships.
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Nobody does want a morbidly obese 40 year old psychopath who will obviously murder them the first chance he gets.
 
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