15 cans of refried beans ?!?!!? Firstly refried beans are super easy to make. It's not like he doesn't have the time to do it either, he claims to be a master chef so why not make something that's absurdly easy? 15 cans... most pre canned foods like that are sold in 1lb cans. So think about the sheer intake this pig is taking and that's just the legumues not the rest.
Horror mode engaged he has RANCH for this. I know he likes to fuck kids but Ranch is for 7 year olds, not refined paletes, like Lucas..
I love the humble brag attempt I'm sick of steak, sure ok. There's a lot of cuts you can get that are called steak, but he's trying to imply some how on his EBT he's getting big old tomahawk cuts AAA porterhouse etc.
He really has no filter, it's just gross to mention he's also 40 almost and talking about his farts like a 8 year old out of mommy's ear shot.
Lucas really seems to like the word cult with out knowing the meaning of it, or ironicly, or un using it hyperboylic. He's just insulting people flat out, so much for that be nice, and shit he pushes on everyone.
I don't want friends? Then you don't want a girl friend. This may shock and disgust Lucas to hear, women are people and even in a romantic link friendship is part of it, a vital one. Granted I have friends and one of them is someone I share a bed with nightly. While Lucas scares the cock roaches off his rented room in a tard house with his butt gas.
If you hate life that much end it. I'm not trying to be a-loggy. You've failed are in poor health cost the tax payer and unhappy. For 4 decades, look we all slip, we all have bad times, we all suffer and we all need help in life. Lucas has been a running failure and danger to society for longer than cable TV has been a thing. He's a walking example of right to die. Seriously, show him off, before you show that young kid puking his brains out at 9 with terminal cancer, it'll change more minds.
Lucas should drop the feel the bern for yang gang, because I want to see his stupid memes on a new joke of a canidite and watching a retarded man who's never worked trying to justify automation replacing too many jobs will amuse me. For Lucas it's not politics it's what kids are into and MORE FREE SHIT. I love how "get a job" "bath daily' etc aren't on his lists of things he does or will try, but Lucas spends almost 17% a week doing the most basic of bi pedal functions... so yeah ladies line up. Let me swoop in since I know you ladies are swooned by Lucas amazing achivement of literally walking, I Bassomatic, ran to catch my train the other day, it was almost 300 feet. I mean... I'm pretty much Jesse Owens so, score Bass 1 Lucas 0.
Lucas always shits on basic functions of life or culture, I think most people esp users of this site shun most of it. We don't watch soap operas we laugh at cows etc, but there's also some basic social graces every human should have to interact it's just polite and gives you an ablity to talk to people and then convo can move to something more your speed. Know the fucking weather, know what your home sports teams are doing, know who your president is etc etc. Entertain people and it really makes them happy. I have a friend of mine who's job is to teach intern docs (like the boss dude from scrubs) and he keeps hip he doesn't like or care about pop culture but to have references, jokes and be able to best do his job this dude knows his south park and game of thrones even though he's closing 70.
Either way even though it's the same stuff we know Lucas will spout everyone is a lemming aside me, I want free stuff, give me a child to sex and lastly I'm a big old piggy pig pig fatso.
That's as likely as Bob moving back into 14 Branchland Court again.
