JuniperFalls
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Sounds more like the problem is he's NOT on drugs -- specifically, whatever drugs and medications are prescribed for his condition.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Sounds more like the problem is he's NOT on drugs -- specifically, whatever drugs and medications are prescribed for his condition.
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It's the middle of the month all of his tug boats have run out of gas and this is his way of coping
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Remember, this is where he should be, a man in his forties, according to him. Other men his age are stuck in their twenties (getting laid) or living ahead in their sixties (making good money to retire on and going on holidays). He’s right where a 40-yr old man should be...alone, living in a filthy single bedroom with a loo down the hall he has to share with other mental incompetents, buying bricks of plastic cheese, limited to a tiny amount of pocket money doled out to him by a responsible adult, and posting pathetic sobby passive-aggressive messages on facebook to a girl half his age who already has a boyfriend and who doesn’t and will never want to fuck Lucas.
Yes, he’s exactly where a middle-aged man should be. Truly reaping the rewards of family, career and community social activity.
LUCAS: regarding your “they love me but they will not date me” mantra...when you ask women what’s wrong with you or what you need to change to get girls, we always say “oh you’re fine, just be yourself, I just love you the way you are, as a friend!”
We say this because if we actually started rattling off a laundry list of things you need to change (your diet and bathing schedule for one, you fat greaseball), you men would lose their minds and snap at us. Because you don’t WANT actual advice. You want us to feel sorry for you for asking and throw you a pity fuck, and we don’t want to because you’re gross and deeply unpleasant. And you’ll just screech and call us shallow whores if we lay this truth on you. So we smile and say change nothing, and you’re a great guy, because it’s not our fucking job to fix you and in a day so very full of demands and anxieties and stress, having a smelly mental deficient scream abuse at us for telling him the truth he specifically asked for is NOT our idea of fun.
We say “change nothing” because we’re afraid of the autistic backlash that will erupt if we tell you the truth. But the truth is, we don’t love you, we will not date you, and if you want to get a girlfriend, you need to change.
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But see, Lucas, the thing is, you feel like you're strange, unloved, unwanted, and a burden because you ARE strange, unloved, unwanted, and a burden.
With Lucas, no change for the better will be authentic. He's a self-serving narcissist and a psycho with a "taste" for the young. A change that looks "positive" will be motivated by how it will serve/profit him. His "happiness" is the only thing that counts, no other.
Al from Dadeville
Please expect my motion for sanctions forthvoming.
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A pathological liar making a promise. If she is not ready for his dick to meet her vagina, he'll sure expect to get his dick sucked. No way is he going to hold off with no sexual satisfaction. By the second/third "date" he'll feel entitled to have her bouncing on his dick, after all he's bought her dinner.
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He's just doing damage control. As Abra well put, women to him are sex vending machines. A collection of holes he can use and fill with his magic sperm. He knows he's made it obvious. So of and on he goes into "damage control" to try to cover the absolute POS he is.
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WAHHH IM SAD MAKE ME FEEL BETTER
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AHAHA he got owned over pretty much admitting he only wants young poontang cause he’s a nasty fuck, and now he’s backpedaling
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The Pathetic little "man", needs his little ego stroked
Yea, the psycho got caught and is backpedaling. Doing "damage control". And it's all about what the narcissistic psycho 40 yr old creep wants.
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I wonder if this is change is due to Lacie. Don't think he wants to drop out of the "queue". He knows she's not likely to be ready to have children, so he's made it an option.
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JuniperFalls
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"Give me a one word reason for why you'd go out with me."
Sorry, no can do: "It's one of the demands made by terrorists threatening to nuke all five of my favorite cities if I don't comply" is 21 words, or 23 if you undo the contractions.
Sorry, no can do: "It's one of the demands made by terrorists threatening to nuke all five of my favorite cities if I don't comply" is 21 words, or 23 if you undo the contractions.
It dawned on me why he posted he was showering in the sreenshot back on pg 345. It was Telomayonnaise's post, about seeing Lucas and his stench radiated for 2 blocks. Having access to a shower, it's common sense to use it. Here is 40 yr old Lucas, spewing toxic odor. Once news of his stench made it to forum, Lucas had to do "damage control" and say he's showered. Just like a kid that has to made to take a bath, by the parents.
So kiwis, the credit for making Lucas shower goes to Telomayonnaise.
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Translation: “if I ever get within spitting distance of a date with you, I will start awkwardly trying to fumble with you the second we are alone. If you try and set boundaries, I will whine and rage and snivel, then demand oral because that doesn’t count.”
“Never dated anyone younger than me.” Sorry, I thought he had his fist in an 18 year old or something a few pages back?
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Courtesy of "It's Wednesday My Dudes". Lucas is back on the food analogies. Food and sex is all he thinks about, well, that and maybe the occasional board game. If you like cheese which is aged, then surely you should like aged men. As someone else had pointed out a ways back, no one else thinks like this. It literally makes zero sense.
He is so exceptional and so arrogant. It really blows the mind. Also, I guess the boardgame designing is on hold right now? I have been waiting for the release of "Dancing Telomeres".
He is so exceptional and so arrogant. It really blows the mind. Also, I guess the boardgame designing is on hold right now? I have been waiting for the release of "Dancing Telomeres".
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He can't even organize his insane thoughts. "Mi.lk is old cheese"? Isn't it the other way 'round?
Lucas is old cheese.
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Lucas seems really scared of finding out he has autism. He swears he doesn’t have it because “they don’t talk like I do”
There is also the other one "Michaela", where he gets to live out his fantasy of controlling the minds of 18 yr olds.
He's been hiding that he's schizo, so of course he doesn't want to add autism and making it a trio.
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Lucas, hiding your mental problems go beyond bi-polar, doesn't make them go away.
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What? Of course not!
He just obsesses over bizarre minutiae and can't interact socially to save his life!
...oh, wait...
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"They don't talk like I do"
Which is a huge red flag for autism. It's partially a social disorder. Not being able to communicate with human beings is a super autistic trait.
Which is a huge red flag for autism. It's partially a social disorder. Not being able to communicate with human beings is a super autistic trait.