Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[ManbearPig]

I’ve been disrespecting Lucas since 2012, at what point should I expect to die?

The fat pedo creep was known online in 2012?

 

[Rescuetoast]

The fat pedo creep was known online in 2012?

Sorta kinda. One of my friends and I ran across him in an atheist group and fucked with him for a while til we got bored/creeped out.

 

[AbraCadaver]

I think he's starting to chimp
ETA: yeah he's chimping. Hi Lucas.

Oh dear, fatty’s off his meds again.

 

[Rogowski]

Sorta kinda. One of my friends and I ran across him in an atheist group and fucked with him for a while til we got bored/creeped out.

Isn’t that how SOFALAW started? Werner has had an internet footprint dating all the way back to the turn of the century so he’s been laughed at for years just on a much smaller scale until his Starbucks debacle.

I personally first came across him in Bernie Sanders Dank Meme Stash group when Lucas was using the comments section as a place to cruise for sex.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

We need a 16 year old barista with boxing training to pop him on the nose a few times, though he might actually like that....

I would pay money to see a young hot short-telomerased flat-bill turn Lucas over his knee and spank him like a small child. I can think of few things funnier than the fat balding pedophile caterwauling and farting with each blow. It'd be disgusting for the guy, of course, but he would be a hero of lulz.

 

[BowlOfDick]

Isn’t that how SOFALAW started? Werner has had an internet footprint dating all the way back to the turn of the century so he’s been laughed at for years just on a much smaller scale until his Starbucks debacle.

Correct my dear friend. Bit of Lucas Ancient History here: Rescuetoast may be referring to the two groups where Lucas stirred up quite a bit of bother in 2014/2015. Godless Mingle and Atheism 411, the former of which is full of land whales and pseudo-incels where I'm surprised Lucas didn't fit in. The latter group is extremely cringey and scrubbed every record of him to avoid his posts 'triggering people'.

 

[Onomatopoeicpun]

I require this to happen. I need Lucas to get beat like a bitch.

 

[Horseface Goutfoot]

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I require this to happen. I need Lucas to get beat like a bitch.

Sadly he blocked me within minutes of me tweeting him.

 

[mothman96]

Sadly he blocked me within minutes of me tweeting him.
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Yup, that's Lucas alright. He's acts the big "macho" man on his FB/twitter where he can block, but when it comes face to face, he'll crap his pants. This shouldn't overshadow the fact he is prone to rage and violence. In a fit of rage he's more the type to wait till the other's back is turned.

 

[Rescuetoast]

Correct my dear friend. Bit of Lucas Ancient History here: Rescuetoast may be referring to the two groups where Lucas stirred up quite a bit of bother in 2014/2015. Godless Mingle and Atheism 411, the former of which is full of land whales and pseudo-incels where I'm surprised Lucas didn't fit in. The latter group is extremely cringey and scrubbed every record of him to avoid his posts 'triggering people'.

This was earlier, late 2012 or early 2013. We wouldn’t even have noticed him if he hadn’t aggressively messaged my friend (she lived in Washington at the time) to see if she’d drive like 5 hours to have sex with a random fat guy from the internet.

 

[Da Dude123]

That is what the fat ass does. Someone says something he doesn't like or that is even slightly critical of him, "blocked". He talks tough and then someone calls him on his bluff, he retreats.

On an earlier note, I'm sure his handlers are not aware of his recent online antics. Those poor people who have jobs like that are overworked and underpaid. Talk about a thankless job. Trying to get people like Lucas to be functioning members of society...What a task!

Sadly he blocked me within minutes of me tweeting him.
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[Rescuetoast]

Somebody in SOFALAW actually recently said he doesn’t have a caseworker anymore- this was according to the girl who was doing all his board game art. I’m not 100% sure how accurate that information is, it’s entirely possible that he was just lying to impress her or something.

 

[Da Dude123]

From what I read on the website for his flophouse everyone in Frontier House has some sort of caseworker. How active they are with the residents is unclear. People like Lucas who are on a tugboat do have to get their tardbucks check garnished to pay for rent. If it was left up to them rent would never get paid. I imagine Lucas has someone to manage his life beyond his payee to get him to his appointments and what not. Dude is so arrogant for a guy who is completely dependent on others to take care of him.

Somebody in SOFALAW actually recently said he doesn’t have a caseworker anymore- this was according to the girl who was doing all his board game art. I’m not 100% sure how accurate that information is, it’s entirely possible that he was just lying to impress her or something.

 

[Rescuetoast]

From what I read on the website for his flophouse everyone in Frontier House has some sort of caseworker. How active they are with the residents is unclear. People like Lucas who are on a tugboat do have to get their tardbucks check garnished to pay for rent. If it was left up to them rent would never get paid. I imagine Lucas has someone to manage his life beyond his payee to get him to his appointments and what not. Dude is so arrogant for a guy who is completely dependent on others to take care of him.

That’s what I figured, I just don’t know how hands on they are if they’re getting their money. Probably not very. I do wonder if he actually has a payee or just a garnishment agreement since he seems to spend money on mind numbingly stupid shit every chance he gets.

 

[mothman96]

That’s what I figured, I just don’t know how hands on they are if they’re getting their money. Probably not very. I do wonder if he actually has a payee or just a garnishment agreement since he seems to spend money on mind numbingly stupid shit every chance he gets.

Having a payee came from Lucas himself spring of last yr. As you note, he's frivolous with money. He's incompetent that he needs the gov't to do everything for him, including still having a payee to make sure his rent gets paid.

Edit: clarify statement.

 

[BowlOfDick]

Sadly he blocked me within minutes of me tweeting him.
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That means he won the fight by default. Checkmate Kiwi!

 

[AbraCadaver]

We were discussing the numbers approach to dating in Greer’s thread (and how bad he is at it), wherein you just shotgun date requests to every woman you meet until eventually one says yes. Russ’ problem was that the shotgun approach only works if you are willing to include and then accept whatever quality of woman finally says yes, which for this tactic is unfortunately almost always lower than you would like.

Werner’s approach to isolate himself completely from every single person around him until one of them agrees to sleep with him is...an interesting tactic.

Unrelated note, I’m going fishing this weekend and I wonder if it would be easier to stay at home and duct-tape myself inside my car until the fish agree to get on my hook.

 

[Poop Shoot]

Werner’s approach to isolate himself completely from every single person around him until one of them agrees to sleep with him is...an interesting tactic.

I'm a bit disappointed he didn't peruse his bar hopping idea more. I was enjoying the thought of him thinking he'd have a chance in an environment where he's competing with every other male there.

Because if there's one thing 21 year old bar girls love, it's a fat, smelly, balding 40 year old wanting to bring them back to his rape den with no private bathroom. Makes the panties drop.

 

[FatherPucci]

Going back to watch some of his older classics such as *Date me, Millennial Girls* *How about you go out with me* and *While you were busy getting everything I deserve* something that has really jumped out at me is how in his mind the entire process of wooing a woman is listing qualifications. He will ramble how good of a guy he is, how he has recently overcome hardship (I just recently lost XXX pounds!) and that he will take you to red robin on occasion. Everything he does in the long run doesn't matter to him as long as in his mind its another qualification that a girl would be interested in. Education, board games, Democratic socialism, etc those aren't his true passions. His only passion is fucking young beautiful woman who will forever be out of his league. Them getting pregnant and starting a family is probably in his mind a qualification like all the others.

Unrelated note, I’m going fishing this weekend and I wonder if it would be easier to stay at home and duct-tape myself inside my car until the fish agree to get on my hook.

Trick Question, the fish are bigots and if there was even one other boat on the lake that would ruin any chance you had, so it doesn't matter what you do.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Going back to watch some of his older classics such as *Date me, Millennial Girls* *How about you go out with me* and *While you were busy getting everything I deserve* something that has really jumped out at me is how in his mind the entire process of wooing a woman is listing qualifications. He will ramble how good of a guy he is, how he has recently overcome hardship (I just recently lost XXX pounds!) and that he will take you to red robin on occasion. Everything he does in the long run doesn't matter to him as long as in his mind its another qualification that a girl would be interested in. Education, board games, Democratic socialism, etc those aren't his true passions. His only passion is fucking young beautiful woman who will forever be out of his league. Them getting pregnant and starting a family is probably in his mind a qualification like all the others.



Trick Question, the fish are bigots and if there was even one other boat on the lake that would ruin any chance you had, so it doesn't matter what you do.

Fucking ageist fish.