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The probability that a mental health professional told Lucas he’s “doing great” is exactly zero. Who does he think he’s trying to fool?
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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I think the mental health official was one of his handlers. I doubt he was told he was doing great.
ETA: Lucas thinks he's a pretty far out groovy individual.
ETA: Lucas thinks he's a pretty far out groovy individual.
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Last time Lucas got involuntary committed was also the last time his mom visited, so this might not be a strictly for fun visit.
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My fiancee calls me dude all the time and I've called her an acabitch more times than I can count. Dude is a unigender term. Just look up we're all dudes by less than Jake
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"Nobody called me creepy in the nuthouse so that means I'm not creepy"
"I don't have a lot of friends and the only reason girls blush around me is they want to fuck me"
"I don't have a lot of friends and the only reason girls blush around me is they want to fuck me"
It's been discussed, Lucas having auditory hallucinations with girls yelling outside his building. Now it looks like he's having visual hallucinations seeing "girls blushing /wanting" the old, fat, bald town psycho. If he gets near any girl and they notice him, what's going on in the girl's head is more like: "Ewww that fat old bald creep is eye raping me Ewww".
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Get the feeling he's following girls he likes and stands around them because he's hallucinating they are "into him".
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He's so goddamn delusional. Nobody wants to fuck him. NOBODY.
Also, I love how he assumes that the reason a woman doesn't want to date him is because THEY have a shit personality. Yeah, ok dude. It couldn't possibly have anything to do with the fact that you're gross inside and out.
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Courtesy of "It's Wednesday, My Dudes".
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He's resorted to flat out lying on his website.
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Lucas thinks the reason the man is keeping him down is BECAUSE WEED
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Lucas thinks the reason the man is keeping him down is BECAUSE WEED
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Actually, seeing "full blush face" everywhere is one of the oft-repeated Wern neologisms, along with greybeards, girls with "the thick thighs", "open with", etc. He's strangely used it to describe both negative emotions, such as when Suzanne left him, as well as positive ones...like the supposed attraction from girls.
Someone needs to ask Lucas to detail his "8 exgirlfriends". Hey Lucas! We know Suzanne was the only woman dumb and desperate enough to date you! You've never had another girlfriend, let alone 7 more.
But prove us wrong, eh? No need to name names, just tell us the when and wheres. Prove that you're not counting girls who sat near you in 2nd grade. Adult relationships only; okay? If youdont answer, we all know you've only ever been with old, fat, crazy Suzanne. See any similarities? And she had to SHAVE YOU ON THE TOILET.
7 ex girlfriends. Adult relationships. Ball's in your court. Prove you haven't only ever been with one nutbar.
Someone needs to ask Lucas to detail his "8 exgirlfriends". Hey Lucas! We know Suzanne was the only woman dumb and desperate enough to date you! You've never had another girlfriend, let alone 7 more.
But prove us wrong, eh? No need to name names, just tell us the when and wheres. Prove that you're not counting girls who sat near you in 2nd grade. Adult relationships only; okay? If youdont answer, we all know you've only ever been with old, fat, crazy Suzanne. See any similarities? And she had to SHAVE YOU ON THE TOILET.
7 ex girlfriends. Adult relationships. Ball's in your court. Prove you haven't only ever been with one nutbar.
It's a government conspiracy that Lucas is never going to get laid. Yea, he's doing so, so well.
If he rises to the challenge, it's all going to be made up, like the HS "girlfriend" he talked about that rejected his romantic advances. That wasn't a girlfriend but some poor girl he became obsessed with and creeped on. And that was the "dating" experience he "remembers".
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Lucas is now on Instagram!
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Uh oh, does this mean he'll start creeping on insta girls a la Greer? I know their types are quite different. Wern's targets most likely won't be actual models, and his messages will likely be more blatantly mean and misogynistic.
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He follows his mom and brother on this account which has nothing but pictures of screenshots of “Cute Older Daddy” and stuff about fertility
Looks like his mom even followed him back. Keeping tabs on the insanity for when she goes up to have him recommitted?
ETA: some unsurprising people he follows
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ETA: some unsurprising people he follows
Greta Thunberg? Surprise surprise Lucas..
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Odd that he follows his brother. He hates his brother and his brother used to be a member of SOFALAW.
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If you’re referring to Seth, I don’t think he was ever in SOFALAW. Based on what I’ve seen, Seth made an earnest attempt to have a relationship with Lucas but Lucas’ barge fire of a personality prevented that from really happening.
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Does he have more than one brother? I was referring to this one. He's since left the group. He's the Trump loving brother that he refers to now and again.
ETA:I think this is one of their last interactions:
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He has at least two brothers that I’m aware of
The one that goes by Sensi Millo is his older half brother (different mother). Seth is his younger brother (same parents).