Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Lucas has discovered filters and they make his beauty blur tool skin with missing eyebrows even more disconcerting.

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Had never seen this video. What a jack ass, a true lolcow. He sounds like a dofus. I guess he is trying to mock others? Dude is so bottom of the barrel. He is completely dependant on government and charity, but still has this superiority complex. That is one of my least favorite traits of Lucas's.

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At 22 seconds in he said “uncle fuckin niece” Fat pedo is projecting his incest desires and the fact that he wants to fuck his niece.
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This is what the answer links to.
Stinkfist
Tool
Something has to change
Un-deniable dilemma
Boredom's not a burden
Anyone should bear
Constant over stimulation numbs me
But I wouldn't want you
It any other way
It's not enough
I need more
Nothing seems to satisfy
I don't want it
I just need it
To breathe, to feel, to know I'm alive
Finger deep within the borderline
Show me that you love me and that we belong together
Relax, turn around and take my hand
I can help you change
Tired moments into pleasure
Say the word and we'll be
Well upon our way
Blend and balance
Pain and comfort
Deep within you
Till you will not want me any other way
It's not enough
I need more
Nothing seems to satisfy
I don't want it
I just need it
To breathe, to feel, to know I'm alive
Knuckle deep inside the borderline
This may hurt a little but it's something you'll get used to
Relax Slip away
Something kinda sad about
The way that things have come to be
Desensitized to everything
What became of subtlety?
How can it mean anything to me
If I really don't feel anything at all?
I'll keep digging till
I feel something
Elbow deep inside the borderline
Show me that you love me and that we belong together
Shoulder deep within the borderline
Relax, turn around and take my hand
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Considering his abusive/paedophilic tendencies I'm surprised he didn't go with Prison Sex
 
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Lucas has discovered filters and they make his beauty blur tool skin with missing eyebrows even more disconcerting.

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How long till he deploys a real Gen X strategy and starts bringing these as printouts to bars, coffee shops, clubs, college campuses etc.? He used to have the balls to get banned from Starbucks. What a shell of a Wern.
 
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More relationship quotes from a guy who hasn't had a girlfriend in like 8 years. Although, maybe this is still about Lacie. She did give him a hug and he met her once. So, they were basically in a relationship in Lucas's mind.
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Been reading the OP, and skimmed through the thread. The one thing I think I'm missing the context on is Lucas' MRSA status. Where did he reveal this particular embarrassing factoid?

Also those instagram posts are like reading his facebook sperging all over again.
 
Kane Lives said:
Been reading the OP, and skimmed through the thread. The one thing I think I'm missing the context on is Lucas' MRSA status. Where did he reveal this particular embarrassing factoid?

Also those instagram posts are like reading his facebook sperging all over again.
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He mentioned being in the hospital for it a couple times.

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Lucas gets called out for pedophilia on twitter, is unable to address the allegations because he already blocked the whistleblower.
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(also laughing at Lucas responding to allegations of being a bad person by linking a game company to a website starting with "cuteolderdaddy")

Also wondering how he found this tweet he wasn't tagged in? If he had Evie blocked how did he find the tweet?
 
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Rogowski said:
Lucas gets called out for pedophilia on twitter, is unable to address the allegations because he already blocked the whistleblower.
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(also laughing at Lucas responding to allegations of being a bad person by linking a game company to a website starting with "cuteolderdaddy")

Also wondering how he found this tweet he wasn't tagged in? If he had Evie blocked how did he find the tweet?
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Rogowski said:
Also wondering how he found this tweet he wasn't tagged in? If he had Evie blocked how did he find the tweet?
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Guaranteed that Lucas ego searches his name regularly. He doesn’t really have much else to do in his pathetic life.
 
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