Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Another episode of white millenials are bad so they should be fucking me

I vaguely recall Lucas once saying he wouldn't date black girls. Can anyone verify?

 

[JuniperFalls]

What the mother of fuck is he trying to say in that credit card one?

That the 400lb guy with the credit card is preferred to the six pack guy? Does Lucas think he is the sexy second guy (the noble EBT)?

Yeah, I really think he does. He's blaming his lack of money (and a credit card) for his lack of girlfriends -- they're all shallow bitches who want men with money over men with quality. Given that he has recently said he is "handsome," and also given his propensity for posting horrible photos of himself (photos that would make even a bona fide sex god/Hollywood idol type look horrible), I think it's genuinely possible that one of his schizophrenic symptoms is, when he sees himself in a mirror or photo, he really does see a stunningly handsome man with the body of a Greek statue.

So according to Lucaslogic: "I am obviously a gorgeous male specimen in addition to having magic anti-cancer anti-aging sperm, the kind of man women should be throwing themselves at, so if they won't then my lack of a credit card can be the ONLY possible reason why."

 

[Da Dude123]

No, I remember him claiming that he would. Although, I suspect he would not prefer to. He is all over the place with his manic posts. I know he has said that he would date black girls before. But he may have also said he wouldn't too. With Lucas that is possible.

I vaguely recall Lucas once saying he wouldn't date black girls. Can anyone verify?

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

What the mother of fuck is he trying to say in that credit card one?

That the 400lb guy with the credit card is preferred to the six pack guy? Does Lucas think he is the sexy second guy (the noble EBT)? If he doesn't, isn't his whole shtick usually about hating the 'six pack guy' in general because he steals his girls? He constantly rants about guys as poor as him getting laid because he doesn't realise they offer more than money. Maybe if Lucas gets a credit card and becomes a good little capitalist, he can become the 400lb stud.

I think he sees himself as mister 6pack. I mean, he’s lost 200 lbs so....

I vaguely recall Lucas once saying he wouldn't date black girls. Can anyone verify?

No, he actually had a huge thing a while back about how he wanted to date black women because mixed races brings about the best of both races. It was about a year ago, but it was definitely a pro-black girl post.

 

[Mushroom Soup]

"You love me? Are you whiffin' my crotch? Well, then I don't believe you, poo poo. "
Someone tell Null to make this a random text.

 

[A whole lotta nope]

What the mother of fuck is he trying to say in that credit card one?

That the 400lb guy with the credit card is preferred to the six pack guy? Does Lucas think he is the sexy second guy (the noble EBT)? If he doesn't, isn't his whole shtick usually about hating the 'six pack guy' in general because he steals his girls? He constantly rants about guys as poor as him getting laid because he doesn't realise they offer more than money. Maybe if Lucas gets a credit card and becomes a good little capitalist, he can become the 400lb stud.

I think WhiskerBiscuit may be right. He may actually equate himself with the dude who has a six pack. After all, he does claim to be good looking. I think I recall him referring to himself as handsome recently.

I don't know why he's hung up on the money thing. Does it not dawn on him that girls/women have their own damn money? That we have jobs and bank accounts and credit cards? We don't rely on men for money. This isn't the 1950's. Somewhere along the line he got it stuck in his head that the reason that no one will date him is he has no money. He literally cannot see his numerous flaws.

 

[Da Dude123]

Him being poor is just one of the many reasons that women will not date Lucas. It is one of the reasons but there are so so many others.

I think WhiskerBiscuit may be right. He may actually equate himself with the dude who has a six pack. After all, he does claim to be good looking. I think I recall him referring to himself as handsome recently.

I don't know why he's hung up on the money thing. Does it not dawn on him that girls/women have their own damn money? That we have jobs and bank accounts and credit cards? We don't rely on men for money. This isn't the 1950's. Somewhere along the line he got it stuck in his head that the reason that no one will date him is he has no money. He literally cannot see his numerous flaws.

 

[Onomatopoeicpun]

Whoever Nicholas Veal is, I hope he has a life full of disappointment and misfortune.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

Whoever Nicholas Veal is, I hope he has a life full of disappointment and misfortune.

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Shouldn’t Lucas be answering the questions that are asked by Nicholas veal? Have 6 extra questions been added? If not, one could complain to PayPal (not us).

But yes, I hope this guy gets dick cancer. Don’t give money to predators. Duh.

 

[AmpleApricots]

I don't know why he's hung up on the money thing. Does it not dawn on him that girls/women have their own damn money? That we have jobs and bank accounts and credit cards? We don't rely on men for money. This isn't the 1950's. Somewhere along the line he got it stuck in his head that the reason that no one will date him is he has no money. He literally cannot see his numerous flaws.

It's a common thing with incels to blame everything except their personality and to degrade the entire female gender in the process. So all women are basiccally shallow, gold-digging whores who are mentally unable to truly love and select men robotically after a list of specific conditions. They think this yet still want a girlfriend. I mean there totally are woman like this, it's a big world. Why they'd feel bitter about not getting in with these kinds of women though...

Also just like incels, Lucas doesn't understand a real relationship and what it entails. It's not only the pleasant things, but how would a guy understand that who never worked for anything in his life?

 

[FatherPucci]

I guess he is admitting he’s only ever had sex with older women here, either way it’s not like he has much to base his claim on as you kinda have to do both to come to that conclusion.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Everything he does is transparent as glass. This is Lucas thinking he's created the most amazing ruse: make a claim about older women being great, get millennial and zoomer guys to date old women, leaving millennial and zoomer girls desperate enough to fuck people like Lucas.

His true mental illness is thinking that his post will cause this.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

It's a common thing with incels to blame everything except their personality and to degrade the entire female gender in the process. So all women are basiccally shallow, gold-digging whores who are mentally unable to truly love and select men robotically after a list of specific conditions. They think this yet still want a girlfriend. I mean there totally are woman like this, it's a big world. Why they'd feel bitter about not getting in with these kinds of women though...

Also just like incels, Lucas doesn't understand a real relationship and what it entails. It's not only the pleasant things, but how would a guy understand that who never worked for anything in his life?

except unlike incels, he believes he is super hot and could easily get a girl were it not for bigotry.

Everything he does is transparent as glass. This is Lucas thinking he's created the most amazing ruse: make a claim about older women being great, get millennial and zoomer guys to date old women, leaving millennial and zoomer girls desperate enough to fuck people like Lucas.

His true mental illness is thinking that his post will cause this.

narcissism!!! It is a very basic logic. Lucas is smart. Smart people have great ideas. Lucas has an idea. The idea must be brilliant.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

We all know why Lucas prefers small breasts; they remind him of a twelve year old girl's bust. If a man likes medium or big tits he's an ageist bigot.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

 

[Rescuetoast]

Congrats Lucas, you spent over a tenth of your monthly income on something really, really useless.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Lucas is officially boring.

He doesn't even make sense anymore.

 

[The I Scream Man]

WHY DESCRIBE HER AS FERTILE YOU GROSS FUCK

 

[Mike Hunt]

Maybe if Lucas gets a credit card and becomes a good little capitalist, he can become the 400lb stud.

He tried being a capitalist, except that thanks to supply and demand, no one bothered to pick up any of his board games, leaving him with a net loss on his creations thus far.

I don't know why he's hung up on the money thing. Does it not dawn on him that girls/women have their own damn money? That we have jobs and bank accounts and credit cards? We don't rely on men for money. This isn't the 1950's. Somewhere along the line he got it stuck in his head that the reason that no one will date him is he has no money. He literally cannot see his numerous flaws.

It's easier to blame his problems on a lack of money than admitting to being fat, ugly, and with an obnoxious, boring personality. The former can easily be blamed on capitalism and other external factors. The latter necessitates introspection and facing some hard truths about himself, the likes of which might be too crushing for his fragile ego.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

And we’re back to being manic on YouTube