Oh yea, the young hotties in Spokane are gonna be dropping their panties for Lucas.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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At least it looks like he finally showered.
But for the love of god, Lucas, put on a shirt, wash that black grease off the wall by your bed, and consider “investing” in curtains.
Edit: spelling hard
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Here’s Lucas openly considering buying a gun followed by a maniacal laugh
dirtydeanna96
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I mused on that myself earlier ITT.
Yeah, I think you could gaslight Lucas.
He probably still has a consistent memory and view of his past. He might not always.
He's nuts, yes, but he could always go further. And he will, sadly. Schizophrenia is a progressive illness. Getting worse is inevitable, the only thing to stop it is death.
Christine voice "But I digress"
You could dress up as his fambly and walk around Spokane, making sure to run into him. Lucas might think he was having visual halucinations.
You could play audio in his apt
Etc.
Raging while shoving chicken down his gullet. What baby zoom can resist having dinner with him.
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Look like Lucas couldn't stand the heat, and now blocking the comments. Makes me think, it's making him boil over and rage even more that he can't block this thread.
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Look like Lucas couldn't stand the heat, and now blocking the comments. Makes me think, it's making him boil over and rage even more that he can't block this thread.
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This is one of his most entitled videos as of late. The fucking welfare king talking shit on everyone else. As has been pointed out Lucas is jealous. He is jealous of everyone who is not living in a single room in a tard house. He really cannot shut up about credit cards. He is probably pissed that he will never be able to get one. He thinks that EBT card gives him some sort of status. It just shows he is a drain on society. "Oh, I have a job, I charge $5 to answer questions.". Please.
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Makes me think, if Lucas wants to make money, maybe he should sell nudes. He can start with pics of him in his dirty underwear, just to tease and get the ball rolling. Next show his ass to rev up interest. Going full frontal nude, the cash would be flowing in. People always need a good laugh and what better than a naked Lucas.
This comment goes with the latest picture taken of Lucas and the video "Why Else", where he was shuffling around at night. He was going round to the bars eyeballing the hot women. Don't think he was going into the bars, just creeping outside.
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Lucas left the comment under the video "Why Else".
Post by LightEmittingDio with Lucas pic and "Why Else" video.
This comment goes with the latest picture taken of Lucas and the video "Why Else", where he was shuffling around at night. He was going round to the bars eyeballing the hot women. Don't think he was going into the bars, just creeping outside.
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Lucas left the comment under the video "Why Else".
Post by LightEmittingDio with Lucas pic and "Why Else" video.
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Can the subhead be updated from "obsessed with millennial chicks" to "obsessed with millenial and zoomer chicks"?
That's still being overly polite, but there has been a noticeable shift down the totem pole the more Werner's love quest ages like pork gravy.
That's still being overly polite, but there has been a noticeable shift down the totem pole the more Werner's love quest ages like pork gravy.
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Someone PLEASE archive this vid, I have a feeling it will come back to bite him.
Also: He literally eats like a cow chewung it's cud. Revolting. Droopy jowls.
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Holy shit he's fucking steamed. Starting to throw threats out hopefully they'll lock this fuck up sooner then later. Love the journey though.
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He thinks he's going to, "make your girlfriends want to fuck me". No one wants to fuck him. Not even the most desperate of women. He just doesn't get that.
Also, the yelling at the end made me literally laugh out loud.
Man, his eyes look like they're ready to pop out of the sockets. Yea, he's boiling over steamed with rage he can't block us.
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Hoes mad. Does he really think he's going to get what he wants (sex) by laying around naked in a filthy pigsty shitting himself and yelling at nothing?
Sevan Vosgi
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"At least I have chicken"
~ Lucas Werner 2019
~ Lucas Werner 2019
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credit to @Trainwreck's original pic...
Does this not look like the most depressing and / or terrifying Minion meme ever?
Does this not look like the most depressing and / or terrifying Minion meme ever?
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Lucas feeding the homeless the leftover chicken.
Lucas eating the leftover chicken.
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Looks like he's chosen a cheese grater for a weapon. Anyone that confronts Lucas is going to get his face grated. Probably won't happen cause he's put out the warning.
Lucas eating the leftover chicken.
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Looks like he's chosen a cheese grater for a weapon. Anyone that confronts Lucas is going to get his face grated. Probably won't happen cause he's put out the warning.
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Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th
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Is he purposely trying to sound like the quintessential cult leader? Or is that his actual accent? I never really noticed it until now.
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He seriously just smoothed his hair back TWICE with a piece of fried chicken. Then ate it. What am I even doing here at 8 am on a Tuesday.