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Make a spectacle of yourself in public, get mad at the world for noticing... It is the lolcow way. I love this thread.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Make a spectacle of yourself in public, get mad at the world for noticing... It is the lolcow way. I love this thread.
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Several things, you're not worth helping. I wouldn't introduce you to a younger woman because that would look bad on me. You smell and look like shit and if I told the truth about you they would run screaming and I'd probably land myself in jail as a potential accomplice to something so fuck that. Also, you don't have the money to get a "wingman".
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"We just met, but I'd like you to meet my pal, Lucas. See that fat guy with the mullet and sores on his face over there in the corner? That's him. He's a feminist. He's also nearly twice your age, schizophrenic, on SSI, and obsessed with impregnating a young lady like you."
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I heard about this guy back in Ye Olde Starbucks days and recently stumbled across the Chris Hansen video and his YouTube channels. What a wild ride, seems like he was posting around 30 a day at one point?
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This is kind of a golden opportunity. Walk up to a girl in a bar and say "That thing over there is going to come over and talk to you about sperm aging like cheese. Do you want to get out of here with me first?"
He "literally" doesn't have 1 problem money wouldn't solve.
Au contraire Lucas. The number 1 problem, it would still be you. No amount of money is going to change that. You'd still be the insane POS pedo deranged predator you are.
Au contraire Lucas. The number 1 problem, it would still be you. No amount of money is going to change that. You'd still be the insane POS pedo deranged predator you are.
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From his updated Patreon bio. Unlisted but also technically public since he put it in his unlocked Patreon bio.
Meet up with him if you're what he's looking for and you can go out to eat somewhere expensive, like for pizza or gas station sushi.
Edit: He's gone from trying to rap to trying to sing.
What a complete hypocrite ass-wipe. He ends his insane rambling that he thinks is a song with "you won't be forgiven by the lord".
Still using God to try and get pussy.
Lucas you wicked POS. Satan is your companion. He's there with you in the dark. You don't have to believe in the evil one, for the evil one to be along side you.
Still using God to try and get pussy.
Lucas you wicked POS. Satan is your companion. He's there with you in the dark. You don't have to believe in the evil one, for the evil one to be along side you.
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I literally thought the ASMRSA (heh) Whisperer was doing a play on this classic Who tune.
What was I thinking? Lucas don't know who is the Who.
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To paraphrase @AnOminous: Bob Dylan is spinning in his grave, and he's not even dead yet.
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The delusional cow is back on YouTube begging for money. He doesn't deserve a penny from anyone. The tax payers pay for his SSI and food stamps. There is a real possibility that those of us who actually work and pay into social security may never get to collect it once we reach retirement age. But speds like Lucas get it cause they are too lazy and autistic to work. He seems to think if he had a girlfriend people would give him money. They won't. And he won't get a girlfriend either.
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Imagine Me With More Money Than You
Imagine me with a girlfriend. Half to the homeless. #Patreon: www.patreon.com/thewern #Instagram: lucaswerner79
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I'm going to take this to mean that he'll never stop because he'll never have a billion dollars, a wife, kids, no homelessness specifically in Spokane, respect, or any Patreon subscribers beyond that $3 subscriber that I'm almost certain is him.
Hell, he only made it four whole days after declaring he'd be Patreon exclusive before he started posting to YouTube again.
You are an evil wicked "thing" Lucas. You are getting back what you give. Incel doom until you die alone.
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Lucas has done a very good job in making me a homeless advocate - advocating for people remaining homeless.
The Victorians had concepts along the lines of the "deserving poor" and "undeserving poor" (or for Medieval and early modern people, the "sturdy beggar"). The undeserving poor in modern times have ways to escape their misfortune, through state programs + holding down a job. The deserving poor like Lucas can enjoy his time amongst the street corner ranters, addicts, and sex offenders.
The Victorians had concepts along the lines of the "deserving poor" and "undeserving poor" (or for Medieval and early modern people, the "sturdy beggar"). The undeserving poor in modern times have ways to escape their misfortune, through state programs + holding down a job. The deserving poor like Lucas can enjoy his time amongst the street corner ranters, addicts, and sex offenders.
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To me, Mucas is less Deserving Poor and more Lebensunwurtes Leben.
Lucas the hypocrite disdains the poor. It can be seen when he's talked about "trailer trash". Poor people live in trailer parks. I'd say the majority of those who live in trailer parks are not the meth heads he makes them out to be. Lucas is wicked beyond repair. Using the poor to try and make himself rich.
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Almost felt like Bob Dylan was in the room. Almost.
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That always kills me when he talks about "trailer trash". Lucas is living in tard housing. At least trailers have their own bathroom. Lucas is just above someone living in a homeless shelter. People in trailer parks have it better than him and have better living arrangements such as their own bathroom. Lucas indeed does hate the poor. Like in that video when he was going on about being willing to help a homeless girl, but he had all sorts of rules and regulations and how he would watch her non stop. He was really proud to boast his relative wealth over someone who has less than him and if they didn't like it "they can sleep on the streets". Since Lucas will do nothing realistic that would help him not be poor, he will make it seem like he is where he is to fight the oligarchy and cause this is what Bernie Sanders would want. Tubby so badly wants to be rich, but for him actually working and doing something to try to get there, the cure is worse than the disease. So, the best he can do is panhandle for donations on the Internet.
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How are you gonna call someone trailer trash when a shitty old single wide on your dad’s property is literally the best you could ever aspire to? Plus a lot of the newer double wides are objectively pretty nice and definitely out of his reach forever, lol.
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If you had to pick 3 vids to show so.eone that had never heard of Lucas, preferably ones less than 5min each, which would they be? I'd like to think one of them is the "RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW" vid, and something that rides Sanders' dick.