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Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Disgusting
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Note: that YouTube channel isn’t run by Chris Hansen it was created by a SOFALAW sperg so it could be posted to YouTube. I believe Lacie Belcher contracted the channel to try to get interviewed and bolster her internet sex work business even further.
Thanks. TBH naming the channel Chris Hansen kind of is impersonation. Made me LOL heavily though.
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SOFALAW is often seriously autistic but they have absolutely no obligation to abide by Kiwi Farms rules, which do not apply to the world.
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In the absence of noteworthy new content, I recommended taking a look at the time period when Lucas was in the age bracket (18, allegedly, to 24) he is so eager to impregnate today.
Page 39 has an interesting first hand account, and I think it offers some insight into his character.
TLDR he was a "starving" fast food drone with no prospects and no education, bitterly resentful of those who ate better and had meaningful relationships. He couldn't fuck an 18 year old when he was 18, and still can't, after 22 years of effort.
Page 39 has an interesting first hand account, and I think it offers some insight into his character.
TLDR he was a "starving" fast food drone with no prospects and no education, bitterly resentful of those who ate better and had meaningful relationships. He couldn't fuck an 18 year old when he was 18, and still can't, after 22 years of effort.
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I think people are more pointing out that SOFALAW acts like they’re better when they’ve meddled more in his life than here and pretty much the only moral high ground they have is they don’t agree with the absence of censorship here.
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500 pages of us talking about a schizophrenic bum who wants to seduce young girls with his horrible misinterpretation of an article on telomeres.
So when Lucas was 18-24 he was a McD's worker (he claims McD's worker is the hardest job, even harder than CEO - Lucas can't handle his own finances, let alone do that for a major company and be held responsible by the board for the company's performance) and he got mad when people could afford to eat better food than what he had. That explains why he brags so much about what he's having for dinner.
So when Lucas was 18-24 he was a McD's worker (he claims McD's worker is the hardest job, even harder than CEO - Lucas can't handle his own finances, let alone do that for a major company and be held responsible by the board for the company's performance) and he got mad when people could afford to eat better food than what he had. That explains why he brags so much about what he's having for dinner.
The way I see it, if he insane pedo goes off the deep end, it's not because of the anti-Lucas comments, the videos, etc. It's because the team of handlers put in charge of him have been dropping the ball. He's gone off his meds, makes his misogynist/misandrist rage filled videos etc, right under their noses. They would have to be blind and deaf not to see he's escalating for some time. Now, "supposedly" they are wondering what to do about him. He was put in the mental hospital already once since landing in Spokane, he can be put back in where he can get medicated again.
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Yeah, this is the good shit. Not raging that Sofalaw doesn't follow our superior sperg norms.
Really, read "DreamGirls and Devil Horns: Autobiographyof a Manic Depressive Straight Ally" on page 39. Composed pre infamy, in 2010, before his current love quest. He describes his transition from being a teen to an adult in some detail--the critical 16 or 18 (lol sure) to 24 period that fascinates him.
He constantly complains of going hungry, while others eat; he whines about ramen and hunger so much. Its not his fault. Its because of his parents. His stupid evil corporate masters. And, shudder, Cyril, his dreaded roommate, who eats well and experiences poon, and takes all the money and food and poon and leaves Lucas none.
Much of Lucas' amazing behavior, from his caveman reptile brain antics (food, mate!) to his sense of inferiority and loathing of male competition, is on full display and chillingly rendered.
Pay special attention to Cyril. His relationship with him says a lot about Lucas' attitudes towards and expectations of male friendship.
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it's post 775 in the thread on page 39, if anyone else wants to read it
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I don't think anyone needs to bother Suzanne about Lucas. I think people have located her FB in the past and that means most likely someone has contacted her.
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I skimmed it. I am surprised Lucas actually has some work history. Even if it was just fast food. He has definitely been a wuss for a long time and has been reeeing about girls wanting nothing to do with him.
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I agree. Suzanne already suffered public abuse because of Lucas, she doesn't need to have anyone reminding her that she was dating the gas giant.
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There's fast food and there's fast food. It's a job that most 16 year olds who aren't subnormal or emotionally damaged can do. But- I'm not surprised that Werner was beaten down by it, given his psychological problems, especially if he was in any sort of customer facing position.
Aktually, Sen. Sanders is in great shape for his age. I bet he could whup Werner and take his unearned tard card.Here is Tubby showing off his food stamp card. He is so proud of collecting welfare! This what Bernie Sanders wants! Feel the Bern and feel the Wern! Give him more money in his Patreon account! He is a true prol and a true feminist!
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Cyril isn't hard to find. He's a video game journalist lol.
Of course he is.
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I'd be interested in what he recalls of ol' Lucas, but it would be staggeringly retarded to try to contact him.
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On that note I noticed this little gem in that crackpot autobiography:
' The truth is, I'll always be jealous of Seth because he's becoming a teacher and is living my dream. I had always wanted to be a teacher since I was very young. Whenever I mention wanting to go to college to my mom, she'll always say, "Well, Lucas, with your illness..." I usually become flabbergasted and start stuttering and then stop for a moment to let her finish. She does, "I just don't think it's a good idea". Whenever I tell her I want to go back to school over the phone, and she says "Not a good idea." I say, "Okay." and end it there '
I can't be the only one to find that statement disturbing. I mean lucas's dream was to become a teacher? Gee I wonder why that is. I'm sure it totally has nothing to do with the chance to get near 16 year old girls. I'm sure that he wasn't thinking like a predator there at all, right.
Jesus fucking christ lucas is such a walking stereotype of a predatory pedo that you could put his name in the dictionary next to the word pedo. Gee, I can't imagine why his mother said it wasn't a good idea. She knows damn well what he is and knew even back then
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Suzanne made it pretty clear that she had no desire to ever see anything involving Lucas again when she pressed charges and filed a restraining order. Nobody needs to contact her to shoot the shit about her abusive ex boyfriend.
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Lucas sing-talking Henry Rollins lyrics while recording the contents of a board game box:
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Lucas is doing himself no favors here, absolutely terrifying:
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Are you in Spokane, Washington? Want to be my wing man? Instagram. Are you in Spokane, Washington? I haven't had sex or a girlfriend in 8 years. Are you betw...
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Lucas sing-talking Henry Rollins lyrics while recording the contents of a board game box:
Lucas is doing himself no favors here, absolutely terrifying:The Wern's Cover of Disconnect By Rollins Band
Are you in Spokane, Washington? Want to be my wing man? Instagram. Are you in Spokane, Washington? I haven't had sex or a girlfriend in 8 years. Are you betw...
You Here To Play Games?
Get an autographed copy today on Patreon. Patreon: www.patreon.com.com/thewern Instagram: @lucaswerner79 #BoardGames #FeelTheWern
Those were rather....unhinged to say the least. At this rate I wouldn't be surprised if he starts one of his future videos off with the phrase 'incels of the world unite, you have nothing to lose but your virginity' and goes full eliot rodger