Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Fatal Walter]

He really doesn't even need a mole. This thread always figures it out instantly. Not like it's hard or something. Hell, Dream Chaser actually made a video warning him last time, though I doubt that's gonna happen again. As for complaining about the trolls, I could see Lucas bringing it up during a job interview like Chris Chan if he ever had one somehow so I'm not surprised he throws it out there on fetlife like all fetishists just get followed around and mocked.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

I'm sure he thinks there are 3 levels-deep sub-groups to ingratiate yourself into where the true evils of their trolling plans shall be revealed and himself vindicated and praised when they are exposed.

Also fucking lol at playing the cyberbullying victim on a site where he's trying to convince people he's an alpha stud who deserves sex.

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas has won.

Time to close up shop, SOFALAW.

Uh-huh.

Sounds like he thinks he is being clever by making up a story about having a spy. One who he conveniently met on twitter (gee thats not a red flag at all, a random person on twitter who knows you and sofalaw and wants to help you. totally not a setup at all lucas) The only other alternative is its someone (probably from sofalaw) acting as a 'spy' and feeding him bs info to catfish him in some way later

Also fucking lol at the whole 'I saw a shoe in a pic that kind of looks similar to a shoe in a pic of someone who makes videos about me! it must be her! report! report!' i'm sure the mods loved reading that report and totally aren't going to red flag him as a nutcase and potential problem

I'm sure he thinks there are 3 levels-deep sub-groups to ingratiate yourself into where the true evils of their trolling plans shall be revealed and himself vindicated and praised.

....Indeed, its absurd to think anything like that goes on. Meanwhile, at a sofalaw meeting....

 

[dingobaby]

Did Lucas finally get his wingman and send him on a mission to mole SOFALAW? This sounds like pretty gnarly dude, better do what he says.

 

[DeletedSoul]

Sounds like he thinks he is being clever by making up a story about having a spy. One who he conveniently met on twitter (gee thats not a red flag at all, a random person on twitter who knows you and sofalaw and wants to help you. totally not a setup at all lucas) The only other alternative is its someone (probably from sofalaw) acting as a 'spy' and feeding him bs info to catfish him in some way later

Also fucking lol at the whole 'I saw a shoe in a pic that kind of looks similar to a shoe in a pic of someone who makes videos about me! it must be her! report! report!' i'm sure the mods loved reading that report and totally aren't going to red flag him as a nutcase and potential problem

....Indeed, its absurd to think anything like that goes on. Meanwhile, at a sofalaw meeting....

Fuck, now I need to find and kill whomever leaked that footage.

He really doesn't even need a mole. This thread always figures it out instantly. Not like it's hard or something. Hell, Dream Chaser actually made a video warning him last time, though I doubt that's gonna happen again. As for complaining about the trolls, I could see Lucas bringing it up during a job interview like Chris Chan if he ever had one somehow so I'm not surprised he throws it out there on fetlife like all fetishists just get followed around and mocked.

I immediately know that Lucas or his "spy" are lying through their teeth because catfishing has been against SOFALAW rules since the beginning, and we're now doing our best to shut down any harassment of him from our end. There are no posts detailing plans to catfish him or anything. Christ, he gives us enough content just being him.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

I immediately know that Lucas or his "spy" are lying through their teeth because catfishing has been against SOFALAW rules since the beginning, and we're now doing our best to shut down any harassment of him from our end. There are no posts detailing plans to catfish him or anything. Christ, he gives us enough content just being him.

Yeah, also, Lucas, stop acting like SOFALAW is about Starbucks.

eta: there was no SOFALAW discussion of a catfish attempt, so that’s an obvious lie.

moreover: Lucas has several Facebook and Twitter “friends” who comment on his posts on a daily basis and who he probably considers friends but who post all his shit in SOFALAW. If Lucas had an insider, he would have told Lucas about those fakes because it’s pretty notable how much of lucas’s Facebook and Instagram and Twitter posts they share complete with their fake friendly comments. To me, it’s no different than cat fishing as Lucas thinks he is talking to a friend who is agreeing with him that SOFALAW is bad or whatever but is just using interactions to share to SOFALAW and laugh at him (Australian chick, for example); so there is still some level of cat fishing allowed in SOFALAW, it’s just not focused on getting Lucas to go on a date.

anyway, nice try Lucas.

 

[DeletedSoul]

Yeah, also, Lucas, stop acting like SOFALAW is about Starbucks.
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eta: there was no SOFALAW discussion of a catfish attempt, so that’s an obvious lie.

moreover: Lucas has several Facebook and Twitter “friends” who comment on his posts on a daily basis and who he probably considers friends but who post all his shit in SOFALAW. If Lucas had an insider, he would have told Lucas about those fakes because it’s pretty notable how much of lucas’s Facebook and Instagram and Twitter posts they share complete with their fake friendly comments. To me, it’s no different than cat fishing as Lucas thinks he is talking to a friend who is agreeing with him that SOFALAW is bad or whatever but is just using interactions to share to SOFALAW and laugh at him (Australian chick, for example); so there is still some level of cat fishing allowed in SOFALAW, it’s just not focused on getting Lucas to go on a date.

anyway, nice try Lucas.

The most we condone is whatever it takes to get information out of Lucas, really. We have no goals beyond that.

But yeah, SOFALAW may have gotten its membership numbers in the wake of the Starbucks incident, but the group started when I found him posting some girl's picture in an atheist group and whining that she wouldn't date him. His subsequent insanity led to another commenter suggesting a society was needed to analyze him, so I created the group as a joke in response to that.

What Lucas refuses to understand is that the group continues to thrive and be active because he continues to be a horrorcow daily.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Awww FUCK! And he's reading HERE too??! Goddammit, shit shit shit!
Lucas has covered ALL of his bases here guys, it's pointless for us to even keep going on.
I'm done.
Hahaha just kidding trash man, stop being a creep.

 

[Krathnami]

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Awww FUCK! And he's reading HERE too?‽ Goddammit, shit shit shit!
Lucas has covered ALL of his bases here guys, it's pointless for us to even keep going on.
I'm done.
Hahaha just kidding trash man, stop being a creep.

Just because we questioned Dream Chaser’s motives and methods doesn’t mean we are considering her an lolcow

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

I'm happy that our rent-free existence gives him some pleasure at least. I am sort of disappointed to see "okay groomer" making his way to Lucas comments, as it indicates some crossover between anti-Onisions (one of the most cowish communities out there atm) and Lucas a-logs, when in reality the personalities/situation/tactics of the two are about as different as it gets beyond their shared desire as middle-aged men to fuck teenagers.

 

[Nobleman]

Lucas in his attempt to bash those who housed him for free for eight months, plus continue to feed his fat ass ironically describes himself:

 

[mothman96]

Fuck, now I need to find and kill whomever leaked that footage.

I immediately know that Lucas or his "spy" are lying through their teeth because catfishing has been against SOFALAW rules since the beginning, and we're now doing our best to shut down any harassment of him from our end. There are no posts detailing plans to catfish him or anything. Christ, he gives us enough content just being him.

Hey DeletedSoul, the 1 spy has grown to "some friends" Lucas has working within SOFALAW.

 

[TimeToCrease]

Exclusive content: I screenshotted this exchange just after I realized it had been deleted but I still had it open. He doesn't want people to see this, apparently

 

[Rogowski]

Exclusive content: I screenshotted this exchange just after I realized it had been deleted but I still had it open. He doesn't want people to see this, apparently

Yep that’s daddysgirl account is the Spokane account we were just talking about.

Those accounts that are disappearing in the middle of the thread are people blocking him and he’s too retarded to figure it out.

 

[Da Dude123]

It wasn't just one event. It has been numerous events. Lucas constantly makes a spectacle of himself. It wasn't like the Starbucks thing happened then he faded away. Oh, no. He constantly posts Islamic content that we can all laugh at!

Keep Your Head Up

#Instagram: @lucaswerner79 #Patreon: www.patreon.com/thewern #Spokane

youtu.be

 

[wenttobermuda]

Lucas' saga would be better if he had a attracted a more effective, sadistic cadre of trolls and catfish. Perhaps a figure like Bluespike, only grosser, with the judgment of A-log and the focus of Hirtes.

That way I could moralize about how the trolls crossed the line, while enjoying the fruits of their cruel labor.

I feel like Fetlife is poised to produce some serious, and organic content once he feels totally rejected.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Lucas in his attempt to bash those who housed him for free for eight months, plus continue to feed his fat ass ironically describes himself:

To invoke the video title this is from "Anyone In Spokane Want To Play Cards Against Humanity?", when he saw Cards Against Humaity in his game store video went on a rant against "feminazis" and "SJWs" - I'm sure he will find so many left-leaning people to play with after espousing those views

It reminds me of Glinner, a cow who thinks he is a left-wing resistance fighter because his politics haven't evolved since the 80s, but is a TERF because trannies didn't exist back then, and doesn't realise no virtue signaller nowadays can be against the tranny cause.

Lucas can't even claim that his politics are 'traditional' because his nonsensical anti-PC gibs philosophy makes as little sense now as it does historically. You can be kinda racist/misogynist in old-school Labour movements (something Lucas takes great pains to claim not to be), or you can be a virtue signaller in current ones. There's no middle ground in the way that he supposes, but it makes sense how he reaches these conclusions since he's so enamoured with his own internet article-based hot takes and can't check it against a common sense that he lacks.

 

[downloads]

So his spy "friends in SOFALAW" is really just him reading this thread right?

 

[WonderWino]

It wasn't just one event. It has been numerous events. Lucas constantly makes a spectacle of himself. It wasn't like the Starbucks thing happened then he faded away. Oh, no. He constantly posts Islamic content that we can all laugh at!

Keep Your Head Up

#Instagram: @lucaswerner79 #Patreon: www.patreon.com/thewern #Spokane

youtu.be

Exactly. He is so lacking in self awareness he assumes that every criticism of him is directly related to that starbucks incident and claims it doesn't matter. He also lies through his teeth about it and how she 'wasn't 16' (despite literally every news article and he himself being quoted as saying she was 16') claiming he 'just hit on her' (yeah....the note is public record, nuff said) and how it totally wasn't illegal...thats totally why the cops showed up and kicked him out. and then there is the whole using the same law site resource with incorrect information on it, as was called out by multiple people over the years as well as his own local news flat out stating there are 5 year restrictions on that. He knows that and that is why he always uses the exact same resource and ignores anybody who points it out

Anyways point being, hes too lacking in self awareness to stop and think even for one minute that he is literally behaving according to the definition of insanity in repeating exactly the same actions, making exactly the same statements to rationalize them and always expecting different results than the inevitable 'you're a fucking creep' he always gets. It never occurs to him that his behavior is what is causing it

and hell that starbucks incident isn't even the worst thing he's been caught doing, yet its always the one he brings up. The whole grooming a 15 year old 'until she became legal on her 16th birthday' rationalized in such a way to literally meet practically the word for word definition of grooming a minor and the 16 year old he solicited nudes from in VA, even after repeatedly being told by her that its a crime. Frankly she should have reported his ass for that, he'd be rotting in a prison cell in VA right now if she had. The thing is all of this is common knowledge to anyone who reads this site, sofalaw or any other that keeps an eye on him, and bizarrely he directs people to these sites himself as if it'll somehow convince people he's totally not a predator and all of its magically made up. I mean can you imagine what he would be like if he ever did go for a job interview?

Employer: 'thanks for coming we'll be in touch'
Lucas: 'great....by the way theres these sites called kiwifarms and sofalaw that keep telling everybody i'm a pedo and a creep, you can google it but its totally bullshit and you should ignore those bigot republicans cause its all fake and obsessing over something that was totally not illegal that happened OVER THREE YEARS AGO AND SHE WASN'T EVEN 16 LIKE THEY TRY TO CLAIM'

Yeah... thats exactly how he would act and exactly why he is getting the reactions he does from everybody, whether its here, facebook, fetlife or anywhere else. He really is stupid. Hell he thinks people blocking him for showing his true colors on fetlife is somehow them being KF/sofalaw agents and deleting their accounts or them getting banned for being mean to him when they fucking blocked him

 

[Rogowski]

Lucas' saga would be better if he had a attracted a more effective, sadistic cadre of trolls and catfish. Perhaps a figure like Bluespike, only grosser, with the judgment of A-log and the focus of Hirtes.

That way I could moralize about how the trolls crossed the line, while enjoying the fruits of their cruel labor.

I feel like Fetlife is poised to produce some serious, and organic content once he feels totally rejected.

Agreed. Lucas should be left alone on fetlife. If he actually attracts a woman he will not shut the fuck about her and will go out of his way to prove she’s real and end up doxxing her and wil then be properly warned. Then again fetlife is very transparent in user activity so it will be obvious to everyone when he starts talking to someone new.