Oooh boy, looks like lucas went on yet another crackpot rant. As usual, the highlights:
- Admits the neighbor comes over to borrow toilet paper off of him (dear god can you imagine borrowing lucas's TP of all peoples?)
- Says that said neighbor mentioned having a 'big bottle of liquor that was like $30 or $40' and comments that if it were him he could drink it in 4 or 5 days
- Says in february he is planning to go on a liquor binge. By which he means he is going to get three bottles of booze (jaegermeister, white rum, kahlua), combine them and take shots 'cause he saw it on the internet' thats a shit combination, he's going to end up sick as fuck if he drinks too much of that
- Complains that the building he lives in has shit rules cause they allow you to burn incense and have candles but don't allow you to smoke pot. Seems to believe its only scent related and doesn't occur to him lots of his neighbors are addicts/criminals
- Continues on with his ranting about not being allowed to smoke in the building by explaining that its bad to smoke outside cause if you do a homeless person might wander by and it would be rude not to offer him a toke
- He reiterates his lack of understanding of the differences between being allowed to light candles, burn incense and being allowed to smoke pot
- He says his building has a keypad lock on the front door and residents have their own codes to unlock the door. Further saying how management is pissed off that people supposedly keep handing out said code to homeless people who get into the building. He believes management is planning to hire a doorman to prevent this
- He claims the rent will go up because of said doorman as if its a big deal...then points out that hes currently paying $440/month, soon to be $450 cause of a january rent increase and that there is a rent cap of $460 in his building. Gee, it'll cost him a whole $10 off his pay to make the building safer
- He claims giving people a key instead of the electronic keypad will prevent the need for said doorman and hobos will not be able to get in the building 'cause copying keys is harder than handing out code.' He doesn't understand why keys are not used in the first place, clearly not considering that burnouts that live in places like his will easily lose such keys or get their asses robbed and risk random people getting access that way (somehow this is all rich peoples fault....cause reasons)
- The management are all 'mean bullies' cause they won't give everyone keys and want to hire doorman
- You're his 'buddy' if you are there drinking with him but 'don't talk to the girl you bring with you, like zero' and 'she can't be here alone with me? She can't cause YOU said so?! You're not a buddy'
- Follows that up with saying if you won't bring a girl to him to get booze and leave her alone with him so he can get her drunk (no fucking red flag there at all) 'you'll see me drinking alone for a week' (also no fucking red flag there, right? Totally not an alcoholic thing to say at all)
- Says he is 'going to stand up and be a flame of feminism' cause 'you pour drinks down womens throats at parties' that 'theres groups of 5 chicks and I have to either ignore 4 or take all 5 home and I don't have room for that in my apartment'
- Says 'your humor is squidbillyesque compared to where i'm at' (what the fuck does that mean?)
- 'You can sit there, shut up and drink while I have a conversation with her' (this 'bring the girl to me and leave and i'll give you booze' sounds like a new incarnation of his previous baiting people with candy to get what he wants. He thinks he is being clever doing it I bet)
- 'I don't like anybody who talks [warns people] about my business [starbucks incident] to anybody about shit I did. If you run your mouth about me I don't view you as a person I view you as a walking penis' (what...the....fuck)
- Says he will check the girls id to confirm her age
- Says he won't let you into his apartment if you're a dude without a chick for him
