Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Da Dude123]

I wonder if we will see more outside videos from the Wern? There may be something to the staff at his flophouse getting on him about him reeeing in the building all hours of the day.

The thing is once he starts going mental in public there is a potential for being a danger to someone publicly and therefore liability on their part if they refuse to take reasonable steps to put a stop to it once they are made aware of it. If they ignore it being reported to them and he goes off and does something to someone or causes property damage or his ranting and raving causes a car accident or whatever whoever is in charge of his building is going to be in deep shit that they didn't do anything when they had the chance and the knowledge. Its exactly why he wasn't thrown into the nuthouse the last two times until he started flipping out publicly, like this. Thats when it got to the point it couldn't be legally ignored anymore without risk to themselves

 

[WonderWino]

I wonder if we will see more outside videos from the Wern? There may be something to the staff at his flophouse getting on him about him reeeing in the building all hours of the day.

Indeed, it wouldn't surprise me if he got a talking to after some complaints about being loud about it or whatever and this is his solution. If thats the case he's a bigger idiot than I thought considering this is what got him thrown in the nuthouse several times already. But yeah it would explain the sudden anger and the move to outdoors videos. Granted its one video so far so it could be a one off, so we'll see whether there are more outside video or not

 

[wenttobermuda]

Wow, Lucas is trying his hand at schizotypal street preaching. While its funny, I hope he doesn't make a habit of it. Gibbering on a street corner about Gen Z women and Bernie Sanders is a great way to get the attention of the kind young men with butterfly nets.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Someone commented that he looked around real carefully before he started screaming, seems like him. He seems to want isolation before he starts his crazy s***. He did the same thing when he was trying to leave his presents for homeless people, looking around and getting frustrated when cars drove by. So it seems he's not quite at the point of yelling on a crowded street corner.

 

[WonderWino]

Someone commented that he looked around real carefully before he started screaming, seems like him. He seems to want isolation before he starts his crazy s***. He did the same thing when he was trying to leave his presents for homeless people, looking around and getting frustrated when cars drove by. So it seems he's not quite at the point of yelling on a crowded street corner.

Indeed, though it doesn't mean he won't be overheard by someone he didn't notice, and making videos of himself doing it doesn't exactly do him any favors and defeats the purpose.

The funny thing is the way he looks around for danger like that reminds me of something a gorilla would do, or maybe a sasquatch, which seems somehow appropriate. Perhaps thats the ideal job for lucas - send him to vancouver to be the sasquatch mascot for kokanee beer and have him do commercials where he gets chased around with a butterfly net by the kokanee ranger while trying to steal beer and ranting and raving about bernie sanders and teen girls

With commercials like that I would definitely buy more kokanee beer

EDIT:

Holy shit, hes posting in the dark again, ranting and raving about not being able to find a girl, claiming he walks around town for several hours a day watching grey beards and everyone else with teen girls. He stops the video right when its very clear he is about to start crying

Also claims they can't be pro money 'because they're democrats' so fucking lol at thinking democrats aren't pro money

and is it me or does something about that video give off a really weird schitzo ragnar lothbrook vibe for some reason

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

He praises himself for "[going] out into public for 2-4 hours every day". This confirms the amount of fantasy time he must spend in his apartment. 10 hours of sitting alone, stinking, raging, refusing to work or live with dignity. He's not an incel who sits in his room wanking, he's an alpha lion who hunts for prey and says the N-word with no fear! The pick-up guides said this was a good strategy!

In this tirade, Lucas is upset that men with grey hair, black men, and people their own age are dating Gen Z women. He almost gets out a manipulative sob at the end.

It's fascinating to hear his angry crescendo, where his lizard brain begins to melt down due to being unable to blame himself for this situation. He's so 'logical' and yet cannot come to only conclusion that even a child could see.

The word 'socialism' has become his cargo cult, he sees a fancy term and his unsophisticated narcissism twists it into incoherent gibberish to excuse and glorify what a loser creep he is.

 

[Krathnami]

Lucas lists out all the people who can find women except him. I know he failed special ed math so maybe that’s why he can’t seem to find the common denominator.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Lucas's latest brain-whispers appear to be "grey-beard dudes", he rattles the phrase off in the exact mechanical way he does with 'bigots, classists, yang gang', etc. It's definitely a part of his hallucinations.

His usual juvenile fetishism of minorities and gross fantasising about women he doesn't even know is present as usual. More 'Dems are the logical choice/good guys' talk, calls Republicans "slow" (supporters of either party he can magically detect through schizo powers), as usual. Throws in a vintage homophobic slur ("assfucker"). The way he calls his fantasy mate "my girl" is about on par with emotional age of the Macaulay Culkin film of the same title.

All the women he sees are taken (GRRRR!). When will he ever find a True and Honest Boyfriend-Free Girl!? He has never concluded that this implausible occurrence of zero single women in the world is because they tell him that they have boyfriends to make the lumbering muttering piss-smelling bald simpleton trying to approach them to go away - or is it the same brain-whispers that alert him to their politics telling him their relationship status too?

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Lucas's latest mind-whispers appear to be "grey-beard dudes", he rattles the phrase off in the exact mechanical way he does with "bigots, classists, yang gang", etc. It's definitely a part of his hallucinations.

His usual juvenile fetishism of minorities and gross fantasising about women he doesn't even know is present as usual. More 'Dems are the logical choice/good guys' talk from this lumbering simpleton. Calls Republicans 'slow' (supporters of either party who he can magically detect through schizo powers), as usual. Throws in a vintage homophobic slut ("assfucker"). The way he calls his fantasy mate "my girl" is about on par with emotional age of the Macaulay Culkin film of the same title.

All the women he sees are taken (GRRRR!). He has never concluded that this is because they tell him this to make him go away, or is it the brain whispers telling him their relationship status?

Actually, grey beards is an old Lucas classic from 2 years back that he's recently reinvigorated. His monkey brain appears loathe to waste anything.


@WonderWino Cheers on the sasquatch beer mascot; I literally spit taked my beer when I read that. If anyone shoops Lucas as a sasquatch I'll be ROFL.

 

[Trainwreck]

Lol! Dreamchaser called Lucas a "Big old diseased hobo". She can report this all she wants, I doubt they will do shit about it. His handlers are overworked and underpaid. Lucas is a burden that the tax payers and social services have to endure.

I personally think Dreamcatcher is an idiot. Stay the fuck outta it all and let us watch his meltdowns without "reporting it".

 

[TelemeresDaddy69]

He's screaming on the street.

I fucking knew it was too good to last

The thing is once he starts going mental in public there is a potential for being a danger to someone publicly and therefore liability on their part if they refuse to take reasonable steps to put a stop to it once they are made aware of it. If they ignore it being reported to them and he goes off and does something to someone or causes property damage or his ranting and raving causes a car accident or whatever whoever is in charge of his building is going to be in deep shit that they didn't do anything when they had the chance and the knowledge. Its exactly why he was thrown into the nuthouse the last two times until he started flipping out publicly, like this. Thats when it got to the point it couldn't be legally ignored anymore without risk to themselves

I mean Lucas is technically already a danger, being a walking biohazard, if they cared he'd be locked away in a quarantine zone a long time ago where he can't spread his own filth to people with an actual future

 

[WonderWino]

This confirms the amount of fantasy time he must spend in his apartment. 10 hours of sitting alone, stinking, raging, refusing to work or live with dignity

If anything this proves that lucas lives by rule of acquisition 109: dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack

Cheers on the sasquatch beer mascot; I literally spit taked my beer when I read that. If anyone shoops Lucas as a sasquatch I'll be ROFL.

I have no photoshop skills at all or I would. he certainly smells the way I would expect a wernsquatch to smell

 

[Trainwreck]

If anything this proves that lucas lives by rule of acquisition 109: dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack



I have no photoshop skills at all or I would. he certainly smells the way I would expect a wernsquatch to smell

I am dying right now. If any of you guys have photoshop skills, we literally have had in the past 3-4 days news outlets posting potential bigfoot/sasquatch pictures at snoqualmie pass. Courtesy of the usdot. I wanna see the Wern's potato ass head on its body!

 

[TelemeresDaddy69]

I personally think Dreamcatcher is an idiot. Stay the fuck outta it all and let us watch his meltdowns without "reporting it".

Dream Chaser probably contributes to his meltdowns, which makes it all the more hilarious. I for one love the new attention Lucas has been getting on YouTube and the videos about him, it's clearly making him more unhinged. And yeah I know, egging him on and all, but we all know he's gonna end up having a meltdown out later anyway

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Even though trying to directly contact/provoke a cow is pretty lame, it's hard to criticise somebody who has been harassed by him in person for trying to punch back.

 

[Trainwreck]

Even though trying to directly contact/provoke a cow is pretty lame, it's hard to criticise somebody who has been harassed by him in person for trying to punch back.

I was trying to look back and see where exactly she was harassed by him? How did he know where she worked? Or did he conviently run into her at her job? It's my understanding she works downtown
So do lots of us. I've seen him, but never had any encounters. It's just odd, almost like she seeks him out.

 

[TelemeresDaddy69]

I was trying to look back and see where exactly she was harassed by him? How did he know where she worked? Or did he conviently run into her at her job? It's my understanding she works downtown
So do lots of us. I've seen him, but never had any encounters. It's just odd, almost like she seeks him out.

Possible he tried hitting on her in the past and was really creepy about it even for Lucas and she was really disturbed by it, most people who've spent significant time around him irl do tend to say he's a bigger piece of shit than even his videos so I wouldn't be too surprised

 

[WonderWino]

I am dying right now. If any of you guys have photoshop skills, we literally have had in the past 3-4 days news outlets posting potential bigfoot/sasquatch pictures at snoqualmie pass. Courtesy of the usdot. I wanna see the Wern's potato ass head on its body!

That would be perfect. I can see it now, the wernsquatch stalking the woods and spokane wilderness, silently watching girl guides on their weekend camping trip, from the bushes and waiting for his moment to strike. Darkness falls and the wernsquatch makes his move. He grunts in an almost humanlike way at the exertion he has to put out but he finally catches the feisty girl guide zoomer, dragging her slowly out of her tent and into the darkness as she screams, finally realizing the stories the other girl guides told around the campfire over the years about the wernsquatch were horribly, horribly true. The wernsquatch becomes enraged and stuffs a packet of dollar store pep sticks in her mouth to keep her quiet as he drags her deeper into his the woods and up into the mountains of washington states, to his home among the snowy alpine peaks. He finally reaches his cave and throws the poor girl guide into a dirty corner. Shaking himself off like a dirty street dog, he paws at her uniform, sniffs the air and grunts a barely understandable 'telomeres...zoomer....*sniff sniff* fertile....wernsquatch like...wernsquatch want' He then hears his stomach growl and realizes he hasn't had any cheesy cukes for many days now. He pushes the doomed girl guide toward a sooty pile of rocks that was once a fire and grunts 'wernquatch hungry! wernsquatch want eat!' and as she realizes her fate, the girl guide thinks back to all the stories her friends told her around the campfire about the wernsquatch....and a single tear runs down her cheek

Later that night the other girl guides are startled as they sit around their campfire wondering where their friend had disappeared to. They hear the sorrowful moaning grunt of the wernsquatch echo horrifyingly down from the mountains above them and stare out into the dark woods outside the camp....wondering if the stories are true

I was trying to look back and see where exactly she was harassed by him? How did he know where she worked? Or did he conviently run into her at her job? It's my understanding she works downtown
So do lots of us. I've seen him, but never had any encounters. It's just odd, almost like she seeks him out.

She definitely seeks him out, if only to provoke him. She has implied lucas showed up at her job at some point harassing her friend but so far there hasn't been any evidence of it, I think that would have become public pretty quickly like starbucks. I suspect its just a bs excuse she uses to justify provoking him. she comes off as weirdly vindictive about it without a reason. probably a bit of a nutcase herself

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

...and it continues, into the night.

 

[Wernology]

...and it continues, into the night.

I see he's revisiting Classic Wern.