Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

That was so bad and stupid, that I couldn't help but laugh at it. Very low effort shit post by this guy. Honestly, I laughed at it more than most of Dream Chaser's videos. Speaking of which, she has not put anything out since her identity was leaked.

I think it's destined to be a truism, that the ones who mock cows are worse themselves.

I present:


Who is this jackass? Compared to him, Lucas is Dave Chappelle.
 
It really does show Lucas’s cheapness and selfishness with his money. I mean if he already is willing to use something to coerce desperate young women into bed, why not be like the dopers and buy drugs and offer a quid pro quo? Nope, Lucas wants it free and piggybacks off the dopers with blackmail.

On another note, Lucas’s building is a well known hub of drug activity. Also the current youth homeless shelter is kitty corner across the street from Lucas’s building. The youth—particularly the females—have gotten themselves involved with the downtown drug scene hence why they are moving the youths shelter into South Hill, away from the drugs and thankfully also Lucas’s predatory staring from his kitchen window.
 
Most likely explanation in this instance is that Lucsas is a tard pretending to be a non-tard who's pretending to be a tard.

Eager as I am to believe the worst about him, I don't believe he's running around blackmailing people for sex. He's just feebly stirring the shit. His routine stupidity must not be getting him enough attention. Perhaps he's run out of things to say about his semen.

I'd be delighted to be wrong, however.

While I fully agree with that, it doesn't change the fact that him making statements about intending to blackmail and commit rape by coercion is literally a crime no matter what his real intent was at the time, especially with his history. Its not something the building manager can ignore at all and can easily get him evicted pretty much on the spot, if not arrested and/or committed for another psych hold to see how much of a danger her really is. He's gone just a little too far with this one to the point that pioneer house can't legally turn a blind eye to these kinds of statements, especially when made publicly. If they find out about them hes majorly up shit creek one way or another

Bassomatic said:
This dumb mother fucker can't learn hes been in a cell or nut house for less. I would not rule a I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME moving on this last posting

Indeed, which shows how much his mental state has deteriorated, as I said earlier even lucas would have seen this for the utterly stupid idea it is a year ago, if not earlier. If someone reports him he deserves every bit of what is coming to him. He crossed the line in a big way
 
While I fully agree with that, it doesn't change the fact that him making statements about intending to blackmail and commit rape by coercion is literally a crime no matter what his real intent was at the time, especially with his history. Its not something the building manager can ignore at all and can easily get him evicted pretty much on the spot, if not arrested and/or committed for another psych hold to see how much of a danger her really is. He's gone just a little too far with this one to the point that pioneer house can't legally turn a blind eye to these kinds of statements, especially when made publicly. If they find out about them hes majorly up shit creek one way or another



Indeed, which shows how much his mental state has deteriorated, as I said earlier even lucas would have seen this for the utterly stupid idea it is a year ago, if not earlier. If someone reports him he deserves every bit of what is coming to him. He crossed the line in a big way

At all social services places including Pioneer, the bus plaza, shelters, soup kitchens, etc there is a poster calling out for victims of human trafficking to report their status. The way the posters are worded, it implies any sort of coercion or persuasions to get someone into bed by holding something over their head such as food, drugs, shelter, THREATS, etc. is considered human trafficking. The poster also has the caveat that “even if you have committed crimes or have warrants, we can help get you to safety”. From the way the poster is worded, Lucas has violated Spokane’s enforcement on human trafficking. I am sure Pioneer will be having a “discussion” with him.
 
While I fully agree with that, it doesn't change the fact that him making statements about intending to blackmail and commit rape by coercion is literally a crime no matter what his real intent was at the time, especially with his history.
I'm not convinced that Lucas' ridiculous and bizarre statement about his inchoate scheme to obtain poonaner through blackmail is a crime under Washington law. I am, however, not interested in being his defense attorney in a Kiwi mock trial. After a few drinks this evening I may change my mind. Just out of sheer cussednes.

While it may not be a crime (or maybe, whatever) its certainly the kind of thing that his tard handlers/landlords will not look kindly upon.

He's talking about suicide and saying crazy shit, even by his standards. This is the kind of behavior that leads to police contact (welfare check?) which could be the beginning of a marvelous new saga.
 
Looks like his scheme to get sex via threat/coercion/blackmail is a crime.

WAC 504-26-221
Sexual misconduct.

(1) Sexual misconduct is an egregious form of sex discrimination/sexual harassment. A number of acts may be regarded as sexual misconduct including, but not limited to, nonconsensual sexual contact (including sexual intercourse) and sexual exploitation. Sexual misconduct includes sexual assault and other sexual violence.
(2) Consent. Consent to any sexual activity must be clear, knowing, and voluntary. Anything less is equivalent to a "no." Clear, knowing, and voluntary consent to sexual activity requires that, at the time of the act, and throughout the sexual contact, all parties actively express words or conduct that a reasonable person would conclude demonstrates clear permission regarding willingness to engage in sexual activity and the conditions of such activity. Consent is active; silence or passivity is not consent. Even if words or conduct alone seem to imply consent, sexual activity is nonconsensual when:
(a) Force or coercion is threatened or used to procure compliance with the sexual activity.
(i) Force is the use of physical violence, physical force, threat, or intimidation to overcome resistance or gain consent to sexual activity.
(ii) Coercion is unreasonable pressure for sexual activity. When an individual makes it clear through words or actions that the individual does not want to engage in sexual contact, wants to stop, or does not want to go past a certain point of sexual interaction, continued pressure beyond that point may be coercive. Other examples of coercion may include using blackmail or extortion to overcome resistance or gain consent to sexual activity.

 
See this is also something Lucas doesn't grasp illegal /=/ punishment. He's in a flop house talking about rape drug dealers etc.

I seriously don't think any of this is real and he's popping his mouth of but, being the building status and all its something can't be ignored.

I suspect if we don't hear from him by tomorrow morn "did someone try calling the jail" meme will come back to life for a new reason.

Honestly I don't want to lose our cow but the amount of crossed lines he's hitting at least a baker/5150 or what ever seems very much needed.

Either he's trying to rape people or helping drug dealers in a halfway (sober) home. Or more likely he's so off kilt it's a bunch of loser burn outs eating cheap snacks and watching reruns in the day room and loser Lucas is trying to get a dea team in.

No one should have to put up with this shit, a few people in that building are trying to improve their lives and having a nut job like this when you're focused 24/7 don't shoot up makes it even harder.

I don't mean to be a log but it's clear now Lucas either lied too much and it'll bit him or he's sunk to a even bigger low. Either way he can not be around anyone safely who's not a trained pro of freaks like him.
 
See this is also something Lucas doesn't grasp illegal /=/ punishment. He's in a flop house talking about rape drug dealers etc.

I seriously don't think any of this is real and he's popping his mouth of but, being the building status and all its something can't be ignored.

I suspect if we don't hear from him by tomorrow morn "did someone try calling the jail" meme will come back to life for a new reason.

Honestly I don't want to lose our cow but the amount of crossed lines he's hitting at least a baker/5150 or what ever seems very much needed.

Either he's trying to rape people or helping drug dealers in a halfway (sober) home. Or more likely he's so off kilt it's a bunch of loser burn outs eating cheap snacks and watching reruns in the day room and loser Lucas is trying to get a dea team in.

No one should have to put up with this shit, a few people in that building are trying to improve their lives and having a nut job like this when you're focused 24/7 don't shoot up makes it even harder.

I don't mean to be a log but it's clear now Lucas either lied too much and it'll bit him or he's sunk to a even bigger low. Either way he can not be around anyone safely who's not a trained pro of freaks like him.

The problem is that Lucas isn’t really exceptional beyond his willingness to be a yard on YouTube. Look up sex offenders in Spokane, dozens of likely to reoffend multiple offense sex offenders running around on the streets with no monitoring at all. Simple marked as “transient”. Never mind schitzophrenics smoking meth which makes them the equivalent of runaway trains. Our judicial and mental health system is grand isn’t it?
 
The problem is that Lucas isn’t really exceptional beyond his willingness to be a yard on YouTube. Look up sex offenders in Spokane, dozens of likely to reoffend multiple offense sex offenders running around on the streets with no monitoring at all. Simple marked as “transient”. Never mind schitzophrenics smoking meth which makes them the equivalent of runaway trains. Our judicial and mental health system is grand isn’t it?

The thing that makes lucas different in this case is the fact he is publicly stating, in writing, his intent to commit a felony, and at one point even flat out saying he did in fact do it. Not that I believe he did so but thats really not the point. The fact is once the building staff are made aware of it they legally have to act and do something about it, if only to prevent liability issues in case he tries to actually carry out his threats, or antagonizes someone simply by making those kinds of comments, or even if someone sees those posts and just decides to falsely accuse him of doing so. The other high risk people, as high risk as they are, don't generally make public statements about how they are intending to blackmail people into rape

I have to agree with what @Bassomatic said. This time lucas crossed the line legally and for him, in a significantly large way. If this gets to his building manager he is majorly fucked one way or another. This is absolutely something that they can't ignore
 
The thing that makes lucas different in this case is the fact he is publicly stating, in writing, his intent to commit a felony, and at one point even flat out saying he did in fact do it. Not that I believe he did so but thats really not the point. The fact is once the building staff are made aware of it they legally have to act and do something about it, if only to prevent liability issues in case he tries to actually carry out his threats, or antagonizes someone simply by making those kinds of comments, or even if someone sees those posts and just decides to falsely accuse him of doing so. The other high risk people, as high risk as they are, don't generally make public statements about how they are intending to blackmail people into rape

I have to agree with what @Bassomatic said. This time lucas crossed the line legally and for him, in a significantly large way. If this gets to his building manager he is majorly fucked one way or another. This is absolutely something that they can't ignore

Oh I agree, I suppose what I am saying is what actually is going to be done about it is probably minimal. He will get some slaps on the wrists but end up back out with the tax payer probably supporting him more in some way or fashion.

But yes Lucas has of course really crossed the line this time. I really don’t know what he will do. UGM mission will not tale them due to their various policies and knowledge of him. His repeated bans and anti-Catholic videos will making him a pariah at House of Charity. Dumbass really landed himself into some shit. He must realize that there are literally hundreds of Spokane homeless on SSI checks who can take his place any place, anytime. Pioneer would just need a strong reason to kick him out and I believe they have one with his recent antics
 
Well said to both of you.

I didn't mean the cops are going show up guns drawn and take Lucas upstate for a decade or anything else. I do think he might see a hold for it iirc72 hours max before they have to declare you nuts or let you go.

As said lots of people wander around aimless homeless, Lucas will be among them mark my words. His actions brought it, I seriously doubt any kiwi or soflaw is gonna narc but someone's been looking for excuses to boot the wern. This is it.

He's a coward for all the brave bull shit he throws. He will pack up his few board games and left over cheesy cukes into a paper bag and lose the fart box never to return.

This litterally may be the last roof over his head that's not a cell in his life. I know he thinks we are just big dumb meanies but this has to hit him it's real. It's his doing.

He's not welcome at charities and he's down to just ebt and literally begging now. It's still quite cold out. I can't feel to bad but I think he's gonna dry up as a cow very soon as he sells his Obama phone and donated table for a warm cup of diner tea.

He loved to imply we all were the losers, felt so proud of his little room but his disgusting pedophila kept the ez steet of free room and board free food and just chilling out away from him.

If I could ask him one thing before he's evicted is did you even know you were lying? Was this an attention grap gone wrong or did this happen did you really see shit you thought was there?
 
I didn't mean the cops are going show up guns drawn and take Lucas upstate for a decade or anything else. I do think he might see a hold for it iirc72 hours max before they have to declare you nuts or let you go.

Last time this happened they actually did declare him nuts and he went away for a few months, iirc.
 
I know we're all eager for earned misfortune to befall Lucas (at least I am) but the sperging about Lucas breaking the law with his tarded blackmail silly and optimistic.

Awful thing to say dumb, his handlers at the tard house might punish him, but its being hyped up.

Not a crime: Hey guy's you I'm going to do a crime to someone. You can tell from my words that I've got the intent.

Crime: Hey, you, particular person I am addressing and communicating with, I hereby threaten you with bad stuff that I'll do to you if you don't do as I say.
 
I know we're all eager for earned misfortune to befall Lucas (at least I am) but the sperging about Lucas breaking the law with his tarded blackmail silly and optimistic.

Awful thing to say dumb, his handlers at the tard house might punish him, but its being hyped up.

Not a crime: Hey guy's you I'm going to do a crime to someone. You can tell from my words that I've got the intent.

Crime: Hey, you, particular person I am addressing and communicating with, I hereby threaten you with bad stuff that I'll do to you if you don't do as I say.

I hear what you are saying. The difference between “hey everyone I am threatening these people” as opposed to “hey, I actually did threaten these people”.
 
Everyone needs to chill on the jail talk. If he didn’t have any blowback from telling hundreds of strangers on Facebook to make a girl fuck him in exchange for internet friendship this won’t be any different. The only justice that may arise from this is street justice.

I have to disagree on that one. There is a big difference between those two things. In your example he is being an asshole and creepy but it boils down to 'hook me up and i'll be your friend' which isn't all that uncommon anyway with some people. Whereas this latest behavior is literally stating his intention to commit what amounts to two actual felonies. Blackmail isn't something you want to be threatening, even as a joke, and threatening literal coercive rape, especially with lucas's well known background toward certain age groups and women in general, is no a minor thing at all. Particularly in a place where if he hasn't already, he will soon be making many enemies. Enemies that are themselves seedy as fuck and may indeed have reason to just lie and say he tried to coerce them. At which point he is fucked. After all he did make public statements saying he intended to do it

That aside, again the liability issue isn't a minor one either. This isn't sneaking a bit of booze or weed or whatever, or being too loud at 3am. If it ever got out that the manager knew about this and did nothing, and then later on he either does something or someone with a grudge says he did, the manager and possibly even the company running the building could be in some shit themselves. Nobody wants that

and lets not forget that as another poster pointed out, there is a nearby at risk youth hostel or whatever you want to call it. Several of the women lucas refers to as being in the building (assuming its not entirely a delusion) could be some of them trying to get drugs. If he ever threatened to blackmail one of them.... well that would be it for him right then and there. He would be lucky not to make news headlines again, especially once those posts were dug up by the media. If he thought the attention he got from being creepy at starbucks was bad...

Point is, at some point, the managers hands are tied and he'll be forced to do something about it, even if its just to avoid liability. Hell, imagine what would happen if some crackpot sjw somehow found out they did nothing about the threats he made and ranted about it on twitter and tried to start something. It could happen, he has enough attention aimed at him and it is washington state after all. At any rate, at best he is living in that building on borrowed time. Even if by some miracle this doesn't get him in major shit, its not going to reflect well on him and he's going to be on very thin ice. Like was already pointed out, there are many more people in spokane waiting to take his place in the building. I don't doubt for a second that his inevitable fate is ending on permanently on the streets. A fitting fate considering he himself said that was his greatest fear back on that self reflection piece on page 39. When it happens he will have nobody to blame but himself

We'll see what happens, but regardless of the outcome of the current incident, lucas is quickly digging himself into a hole that is inevitably going to end badly for him one way or another
 
I know we're all eager for earned misfortune to befall Lucas (at least I am) but the sperging about Lucas breaking the law with his tarded blackmail silly and optimistic.

If he actually threatens people who are dealing drugs it won't be the cops he has to worry about. He may be entirely delusional and nobody may be doing drugs or having the freaky intergenerational sex he seems to believe everyone is happening.
 
Yeah, if he's blundered his way into a drug dealing operation and he's messing with them, it's not going to end well for him.

That said, he often calls people he doesn't like meth addicts, so who knows.
 
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