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I think I would spontaneously become infertile. My uterus would windmill-slam the eject button in a desperately attempt to save the gene pool from further pollution.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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TelemeresDaddy69
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You say this like all the medication and diabetes hasn't left him unable to get an erection already
WonderWino
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Yet more things that never happened, or the worst rap song of 2020
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I sort of think that all these “smiling women” have about a foot and half of counter between them and Lucas- because they’re bartenders. They literally have to be nice to him.
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You know, I think maybe women do smile at him sometimes. They're kind women who smile at every mentally challenged man they see. That or they know who he is and are holding back laughter so as not to aggrivate the ogre in public.
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He better not even think of harassing a female bartender. There are a half dozen guys there full of liquid courage willing to be white knights and you're getting between another half dozen alcoholics and their booze supply.
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He's so much more faggoty with the written word than recorded.
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He’s a broken record now, fresh out of any good arguments now that his telomere argument has been put out to pasture. The best argument he can come up with any more is “you’re interested in men with more money and independence than me”. The best part is that any woman reading this won’t step back and reassess her life she’s going to say “yeah no shit reee tard”. And if the tide keeps turning the way it appears to be turning in the Democratic primary it’s only going to get worse.
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It’s so childish and arrogant how he’s positioned himself as some sort of moral standard.
If you date a man with even marginally more money than him, then you clearly hate the poor.
Buy why would you date someone with less money than Lucas when he's promised to blow his entirely monthly allowance on a single awkward date with you each month?
Obviously, unless you’re in Lucas’s EXACT financial situation to the dime (which, lets be real, is pitiable), you’re not worth anyone’s time.
If you date a man with even marginally more money than him, then you clearly hate the poor.
Buy why would you date someone with less money than Lucas when he's promised to blow his entirely monthly allowance on a single awkward date with you each month?
Obviously, unless you’re in Lucas’s EXACT financial situation to the dime (which, lets be real, is pitiable), you’re not worth anyone’s time.
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Even if you wanted to date somebody with less money than Lucas, the only way to do that would be to find someone as unemployable and broke as he is, only without any government assistance. IIRC, Lucas recently said somewhere that he has $150 month spending money, plus his EBT. Even day laborers living in homeless encampments make more money than that.
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In other words the only way for one of these women to date someone lower than lucas is to find some hobo thats screeching on street corners, living entirely off dumpster diving/bottle collecting and living in the sewer
Sounds about right. It also sounds like lucas's inevitable future
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Lucas gets his re-tard bux garnished to pay for the room in the flophouse. Since his building handles criminals and special people, if they are on a tugboat, they have to agree to get that garnished. The building knows damn well that their tennants cannot be trusted to manage their money well enough to pay their rent otherwise.
So, Lucas just has a small amount of money left after paying for his room, plus his precious EBT card which he mentions everyday. And if you call yourself a democratic socialist you're a hypocrite and a bigot if you date someone who is in a better financial situation than Lucas!
Tardbux are essentially disability and if you have never worked and paid into social security like Lucas has, minus the couple weeks he worked at McDonald's you are not entitled to barely anything.
You gotta love how there is a very real chance how people in GenZ and Millennial generations may not get to collect social security when they hit retirement age. But speds like Lucas collect their whole lives without paying into it.
So, Lucas just has a small amount of money left after paying for his room, plus his precious EBT card which he mentions everyday. And if you call yourself a democratic socialist you're a hypocrite and a bigot if you date someone who is in a better financial situation than Lucas!
Tardbux are essentially disability and if you have never worked and paid into social security like Lucas has, minus the couple weeks he worked at McDonald's you are not entitled to barely anything.
You gotta love how there is a very real chance how people in GenZ and Millennial generations may not get to collect social security when they hit retirement age. But speds like Lucas collect their whole lives without paying into it.
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Just some musings from the Wern in where he greets women by calling them “Queen” and has been noticing teenage girls around town are adopting his very unique stride. And why shouldn’t they, as he puts it everyone should emulate him.
Seriously, if every single person on earth for some reason decided to emulate Lucas society would collapse within months. And that’s being generous.
EDIT: Also suits are apparently creepy and indicate that you are a pedophile. Not sure how he thought that one up but I’m guessing it’s just more projection.
Seriously, if every single person on earth for some reason decided to emulate Lucas society would collapse within months. And that’s being generous.
EDIT: Also suits are apparently creepy and indicate that you are a pedophile. Not sure how he thought that one up but I’m guessing it’s just more projection.
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I'd say it's just more of his psycho bullshit. I don't believe he's greeting young women with "Queen"and young women/teens are not walking around with their hands clasped behind their backs like Lucas. It's all in his head. He's calling men in suits pedos out of pure greed and jealousy. He'll never measure up to men.
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I can vouch for his creepy ass walk. No one is trying to copy it. NO ONE.
As for men wearing suits = men wanting to fuck teenagers?! Uhhhh, that is some real delusional thinking. It's pretty obvious that he wants to fuck teenagers because he talks about it ALL the fucking time. He constantly denies it, but we know he watches teen porn and hopes that one day he will convince some poor kiddo to come up to his room where he will want to "dick her down" but can't get it up and has to use his fat fist.
As for men wearing suits = men wanting to fuck teenagers?! Uhhhh, that is some real delusional thinking. It's pretty obvious that he wants to fuck teenagers because he talks about it ALL the fucking time. He constantly denies it, but we know he watches teen porn and hopes that one day he will convince some poor kiddo to come up to his room where he will want to "dick her down" but can't get it up and has to use his fat fist.
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He reads the Russel Greer thread.
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Jesus fucking christ. 'if you wear a suit you must be a pedo...' coming from a pedo himself screams bizarre projection. Does he not realize most people in the business world wear suits? Yeah i'm sure the entire business world is just a cover for fucking kids. Lawyers too right? and job interviews are just about showing the company interviewing you you're on board with the whole fucking kids thing right, so only the finest suits to prove it
Next he'll be saying he doesn't want to work because that means job interviews, which means wearing a suit, which means confirming all the claims that he is a pedo....and he wouldn't want to do that right
and its funny he is admitting to his schitzo walk. thats a combination of his mental illness and obesity, i've seen it before. In his case you might as well call it the pedophile shuffle. and holy shit at him claiming he is seeing teenage girls copying his walk all around town now. He is saying alot more about what he really wants than he realizes with that statement. As usual he is fixating on the teen girls he wants and convincing himself they want him, this time by copying him. As usual he is projecting like an imax theater and is too stupid to realize it. Its also projecting his narcissism alot in those posts
Lucas 'I totally don't want teen girls I want an adult' werner everybody
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That third scenario is so specific it reads like a legit fetish that he's hoping nobody notices is a fetish because it's so specific and off the goddamned wall.
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I have a suspicion that a lot of his stories are just daydreams and fantasies he makes up in his head. The best part of this is that even in his fantasies he still gets cockblocked.