Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[BowlOfDick]

Yep, he's 100% homeless. Been sleeping at House of Charity and roaming the streets mooing about Lucas shit. @Nobleman saw him and said that he only had a duffel bag which looked like it was only full of clothes. Lucas confirmed on video that Pioneer kicked him out because he was "harassing tenants who were bring high school girls to the apartments to have sex with them and get high off of heroin". He then let all mentally ill people know not to rent from them. We haven't found out what happened to his beloved collection of board games.

Thanks for the update. This is a real treat. What YT account is he operating on?

ETA: Please humor me here. There's a lot to catch up on and I'm jet lagged af.

 

[Trainwreck]

Thanks for the update. This is a real treat. What YT account is he operating on?

ETA: Please humor me here. There's a lot to catch up on and I'm jet lagged af.

Enjoy!

Mirror Mirror

I can't believe I have to say this, but I'm not Lucas Werner. Biggest tip that I'm not Lucas: I have the comments on. He turned his off last year because he ...

www.youtube.com

 

[wenttobermuda]

Do not fuck.

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Thanks for the update. This is a real treat. What YT account is he operating on?

ETA: Please humor me here. There's a lot to catch up on and I'm jet lagged af.

He hasn't been very active on YouTube. Perhaps the avalanche of down votes has worn on him. Instead, he's been on Instagram, where his audience is smaller. His account is private. A noble hero archived the content and put it up on YouTube, so that we may observe him without following his Instagram.

Mirror Mirror

I can't believe I have to say this, but I'm not Lucas Werner. Biggest tip that I'm not Lucas: I have the comments on. He turned his off last year because he ...

www.youtube.com

Noteworthy recent events include:

1. Lucas is being catfished again. Lucas believes that a college aged dude from Utah hooked him up with an 18 year old Korean who lives in Spokane. He has been coy, so far, and we await further developments.

2. Lucas has been tipping his fedora a lot lately, emphasizing his atheism. Perhaps this is a response to being surrounded by believers whose charity he relies upon for shelter and food.

3. Lucas is looking a bit rough, even by his standards. Check out his cracked lips and his eyes.

 

[WonderWino]

Do not fuck.

1 Thessalonians 4:3

He hasn't been very active on YouTube. Perhaps the avalanche of down votes has worn on him. Instead, he's been on Instagram, where his audience is smaller. His account is private. A noble hero archived the content and put it up on YouTube, so that we may observe him without following his Instagram.

Mirror Mirror

I can't believe I have to say this, but I'm not Lucas Werner. Biggest tip that I'm not Lucas: I have the comments on. He turned his off last year because he ...

www.youtube.com

Noteworthy recent events include:

1. Lucas is being catfished again. Lucas believes that a college aged dude from Utah hooked him up with an 18 year old Korean who lives in Spokane. He has been coy, so far, and we await further developments.

2. Lucas has been tipping his fedora a lot lately, emphasizing his atheism. Perhaps this is a response to being surrounded by believers whose charity he relies upon for shelter and food.

3. Lucas is looking a bit rough, even by his standards. Check out his cracked lips and his eyes.

You left out the newest video where he brags about his hair and claims there is no way he could have no personality with hair like his

ffs he's balding at a rapid rate and barely has any hair left. he'll be looking like dilberts boss before too much longer

and physically he appears to be going downhill rather quickly. like you said his eyes and lips show it. its like he is regressing into his final hobo form before our eyes. I suspect the atheism will get more pronounced the longer he stays there and sooner or later he'll go off at someone over it and get in shit, if not kicked out like the last time. he is utterly incapable of using common sense or not doing things to make his situation worse

 

[Wernology]

Will be on the youtube playlist in a few as well.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

He really is cruisin for a bruisin with these semi-public chimpouts.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

"People like to say I have no personality. Yeah, you find an atheist socialist talking about this shit, with a ponytail like mine, and then you can run your mouth."

Oh Lucas.
"Atheist socialists with ponytails" is literally a generic hippie stereotype, there's so goddamn many of them.
Difference is that most other hippies are friendly and chill, while Lucas is a raging narcissist.

 

[Nobleman]

Will be on the youtube playlist in a few as well.
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@Trainwreck

Where is he at in that video? Is he in the parking garage on top of the daycarecenter across the street from the Parkade?

Also, last couple times I have seen him he was in the Plaza. With the library closed, I turned on my WiFi on my phone and it seems they left thelibrary WiFi on, hence why Lucas and the rest of the homeless community seem to be nesting in there.

 

[Trainwreck]

@Nobleman I think he is. When I drive home tonight I'm going to see if I can see what building the Hooptown flag is on that was behind him.

 

[FatherPucci]

Holy shit his lips have been looking bad but Lucas straight up has 4 open wounds on his bottom lip now. Things can only go down from here folks. As to how I’m guessing it’s either that 18 year old Korean girls are notoriously rough kissers or the homeless shelters don’t have any lip balm to share. Anyone’s guess really.

 

[Telomayonnaise]

He's under the bridge/interstate maybe a block or two from Lewis & Clark Highschool. Note the barrier blocks. Those are the ones they use along the south and north walls of these areas under said bridge. This is also why it's so loud where he's filming.

 

[Nobleman]

He's under the bridge/interstate maybe a block or two from Lewis & Clark Highschool. Note the barrier blocks. Those are the ones they use along the south and north walls of these areas under said bridge. This is also why it's so loud where he's filming. View attachment 1191150

By Sacred Heart Hospital parking garage ( a Catholic hospital lol to match the Catholic oligarchic shelter he is in).

 

[PissPool]

He's more or less there now. He'll eventually just be bouncing back and forth from institutionalization to sleeping rough to the occasional stay in a shelter that hasn't banned him yet. Possibly he'll have to leave Spokane, which is a real shithole anyway.

I wonder if he’ll bus down to Seattle. That place is absolutely filled with homeless. Although they probably have a pecking order established and Lucas wouldn‘t like having to fight for territory. Or living in a tent.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Holy shit his lips have been looking bad but Lucas straight up has 4 open wounds on his bottom lip now. Things can only go down from here folks. As to how I’m guessing it’s either that 18 year old Korean girls are notoriously rough kissers or the homeless shelters don’t have any lip balm to share. Anyone’s guess really.

 

[WonderWino]

I wonder if he’ll bus down to Seattle. That place is absolutely filled with homeless. Although they probably have a pecking order established and Lucas wouldn‘t like having to fight for territory. Or living in a tent.

Ironic considering he views himself as a silverback gorilla and they fight for territory against other males....yet he can't even be bothered to fight for his own hobo territory

He's under the bridge/interstate maybe a block or two from Lewis & Clark Highschool.

Skulking around under bridges again and near high schools full of teen girls. That totally doesn't raise any red flags at all. There is no legitimate reason for him to be in a place like that, let alone anywhere near a high school. Especially considering his predatory inclinations. The fact that he gets booted out of his fartbox and this is the first kind of behavior he starts engaging in speaks for itself

 

[wenttobermuda]

Leave it to Lucas to equate a hairstyle with a personality.

Skulking around under bridges again and near high schools full of teen girls. That totally doesn't raise any red flags at all.

Lucas, who bristles at the label "creep," is lurking under a bridge near a school. I rarely laugh, but I just hurt my ribs. Simply perfect. I kind of missed his fart chamber, but this is better.

This is Lucas'e best life. Some day soon, he will look back at his bridge and think "I had it made."

And wtf is up with his lips? Knew they were scabby, but they're looking even worse. Seeing it on video is one thing, but it must make an entirely different impression in person. I won't even speculate about the rest of his body.

Some school girl is going to walk to or from school, and see bloated ol' Lucas with his fucked up lips and balding pony tail eyeballing her. If it hasn't already happened.

I'm curious about his interaction with his fellow homeless, and wonder how long he'll last as a free man in Spokane.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

He's under the bridge/interstate maybe a block or two from Lewis & Clark Highschool.

This school had a shooting last year. The police may like to be aware a pedophile that brandishes weapons online is loitering around there.

 

[mothman96]

I'd say, life on the street becomes the POS Creep.

 

[BIG CATS]

This school had a shooting last year. The police may like to be aware a pedophile that brandishes weapons online is loitering around there.

There was a threat last year but no shooting. The kid’s family house is still for sale up the street though, one of the most expensive in Spokane.


Edit: WA official count reported today- just wasn’t in the cards this time. He’s gonna have to keep himself alive four more years so he can write in Bernie’s corpse 2024

 

[Garfieldchu]

Lucas looks tougher than ever. How long until the coronavirus saga? He's homeless, diabetic, obese, has MRSA and now claims to have HIV? If he catches it, he's in serious trouble.