WatchtheWorldWern
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You KNOW you want The Werner Syndrome.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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You KNOW you want The Werner Syndrome.
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I like Lee James's face, he looks like someone just hit him in the face with a sock full of pennies.
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I've spoken to him on facebook a few times. I think he told me he's lurked here before. He is a troll who follows some interesting smaller cows.
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I see, well I'm glad for his work. A lot of smaller cows go unnoticed despite them actually being hilarious, which is quite sad.
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The word syndrome is NOT something you want to attach to your sex life EVER.
WatchtheWorldWern
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Breaking news: Old sap linked to uprise in Werner Syndrome among lithe, millennial feemalez.
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Dear god, it's like if the Keebler Elves made rohypnol instead of cookies...
The Hysterical Imam
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I know it's been mentioned a few times, but Lucas fixating on fertility/childbearing and justifying his desire for Millennial China with that is probably what horrifies me the most about it all. Like we all knew he was jonsing for teen poon and objectified the feeeeemales, but somehow, categorizing women based on how fertile they are just amps it up to a new level of disgusting. Then again, I elected to be sterilized, so I'm doubly biased, on top of being ageist scum.
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If anyone should be sterilized, it's Lucas. What is it with extreme :autism: and this desire for children. Seriously. Chris has it, Dan Cilley has it, and Lucas. They always truly believe they are the best people to have their genes carried on, even though they have mental and physical health issues.
Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th
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Gotta love this descent into madness. I wonder what his next theory will be on why millennials aren't lining up to ride the Wern.
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Descent into madness implies he wasn't already mad.
Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th
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We're all a little mad here, but I should rephrase that as "his descent into ADVANCED madness"
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You mean advanced telomeres. There's madness, and then there's Werner Syndrome.
WatchtheWorldWern
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I want to have this framed.
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"I'm a worthless sack of shit. I demand women in spite of this because entitlement." ~ Pedo Uncle Wernie
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I fucking died when I saw that. Everyone needs to pity-fuck Lucas. Do it for your country. I also love that he still hangs on to the idea that he's famous without ever thinking about the other side to that (everyone just mocking him).
For the last time, blogs don't count.
Moaning about not getting laid isn't research.
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He's nearly 40 used to be a huge fat fuck (and still pretty heavy) eats junk food, is homeless and doesn't exercise. He's not too stupid to know he's gotta be hurting non stop.
Anti aging my ass, he's probably got the joints of a 65 year old beat up organs oh and MRSA. Yea Lucas still has that.
Anti aging my ass, he's probably got the joints of a 65 year old beat up organs oh and MRSA. Yea Lucas still has that.
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Don't forget that he has untreated diabetes as well. He doesn't take insulin because he isn't getting laid.
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"Autobiographical but nothing about me is mentioned"
....does he know the definition of an Autobiography?