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Suzanne also has her own struggles with mental health issues, for what it’s worth. I think she was just depressed and settled for someone who made her feel needed. It’s honestly a pretty sad thought.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Here in this 2016 post, he says they were together for 18 mo and she was 18 yrs older. The breakup and DV conviction was around mid 2012.
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Another unhinged rant...
"Saturday negging from the Wern"
...with comments open for once. So fill your boots.
"Saturday negging from the Wern"
...with comments open for once. So fill your boots.
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That isn't lucas uploading it, thats a backup archive someone on kf made
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Yes, but in a setting like group therapy, Suzanne would definitely be a catch. She could have done a hell of a lot better than Lucas. He really has no idea how lucky he was to be with her. Or maybe he does and that's why he's insane.
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Enlightening. Thank you. I'll search for the receipts today just to compare. Lucas is an unreliable source of information, and it's nice to see him contradicting himself.
For the time being, though, there's the possibility that Lucas told the truth about 27 and balled some awful Ogress before Suzanne. Perhaps he's had two sex partners?
Nah.
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Oh I’m sure it’s one of those pesky unpleasant thoughts for him. You know, the kind that creeps up on you when you’re alone at night.
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I was just thinking about how Lucas’s brain is so removed from reality and normal social behavior and interaction, that it results in horribly awkward, creepy and forced smiles. Has anyone seen Sal’s ugly smile from Impractical Jokers? Totally reminds me of Lucas!
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I was having a nice slice of pizza (no Lucas involved...) and then you went and did this.
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He also sets his teeth directly on top of each other, it's completely unnatural and adds to that schizo-pedo effect.
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It’s too bad Lucas is an atheist because he‘s developed a very southern baptist “fire and brimstone“ schtick lately. It’s like he is the schizo incel version of Sam Kinison.
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I'm loving the hard Rs we've been getting.
I'm just now realizing that he writes down his little speeches before each performance
I'm just now realizing that he writes down his little speeches before each performance
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Yeah, comments are on because that's the compilation of his morning/early afternoon Instagram rants I threw together and uploaded. That's not one of Lucas' channels.
The individual videos he puts on his Youtube channel still have comments disabled.
The only comments I tend to get rid of are:
- "HI LET'S BE FRIENDS SUB TO MY CHANNEL?
"- Doxxing.
Other than that, yell at/about Lucas all you want, we know he reads the thread so it's not too much of a jump to think he reads the comments on the videos too.
I guess his cheat sheet notes explain the unflattering angles he uses while recording.
Wonder how long he can stand and shout at passing cars in front of a security camera before he gets at least a 5250.
Edit: It's also not a single rant, it's a series of small rants that he posts in batches on his Instargram and, usually a bit later, on Youtube. I just compiled them into one longer video. Most of the reason he still posts on Youtube is because he realized he wasn't getting any attention on IG as his IG is private, and he doesn't want to take it off private because he hasn't figured out he can delete or turn off comments on IG posts
He's only got a couple hundred followers on IG and his videos and posts have next to zero engagement, at least on Youtube he gets his ego sort of fed by seeing higher view numbers. Since he turned off comments he just assumes everyone watching adores him and that all the dislikes are from this thread. Since he gets far fewer dislikes than overall views, his monkey brain takes that to mean, "Okay well maybe 100 people don't like me, but I got over 1000 views so the majority of people watching must like me!"
I also can't believe I have to say the words, "I am not Lucas Werner" in public because some geniuses assumed that my channel was his channel somehow.
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He started that recently. Probably because he often got his bible verses wrong and we called him out on it.
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Stupid question... is there any validity to Lucas' telomeres shit? I wasn't here during that era.
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Lol Lucas left a gift just for you folks admiring his chewing habits.
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I've been looking into it for the exact same reason and NOTHING I'm reading aligns with his claims about telomeres. From what I've read, men and women BOTH have longer telomeres in their twenties. They BOTH gradually decline over the years. His are also likely to have a higher rate of shortening due to poor diet, poor exercise, high stress, no supplements, and the fact that he doesn't maintain his weight.
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That's because it doesn't.
He, shockingly, completely misunderstood the tiny handful of research papers he read to the point that he was name dropping the scientists involved and stating that they'd back him up and did so for years until he got some kind of probably toothless C&D from Dan Eisenberg (the main researcher he name dropped) that spooked him.
Well, that, and he was putting copy pastes of their research papers on his Patreon and trying to charge people to read them despite the fact that all of the papers are freely available elsewhere.
He also got his lizard brain stuck on, "WELL IF IT'S ONLINE IT MUST BE TRUE!" because one meltdown he had after he got told to shut up by the people he was name dropping was almost verbatim, "Well if this paper from 2012 isn't true due to newer research why is it still online? CHECKMATE!"
He started saying that the research didn't back him up but that was his opinion on what it meant, y'know, sort of like antivaxxer logic: "I know I'm factually incorrect and there's a mountain of evidence proving me wrong, but I feel I'm correct and I'm entitled to my opinion."
At best, at the very biggest stretch, one could make the connection from those papers to "older fathers = better fathers" based on the animal studies he mentions that "older fathers are better" because in the animal word usually the dumb as shit animals die before they can breed and an animal that makes it to the point that they're old for their species, still fertile, and are more successful at raising young is due less to genetics and due to having had practice raising young since they were young, not because they're now old. Even that's a reach if you're trying to argue it in the context of those papers he used to babble about, though.
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An autistic observation, as I'm a foureye currently considering laser surgery...he used to wear normal eyeglasses in his old videos and stopped doing it at some point. And I doubt his current pair of shades has corrective lenses (though it would explain him wearing those like 24/7). Did he stop wearing glasses just to look more hip and younger or whatever? Or did he lose his only pair and is now functionally blind as a bat?