Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

The fact Lucas genuinely believes this makes the video more hilarious than it should be
WonderWino said:
'nigga is a magic word'

'Heres what I learned from watching younger women'

Gee, no red flags in THAT statement at all. Whats a creepy hobo doing watching young girls for lucas? Thats how you end up freaking them out and getting a talking to from the cops
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This pic is for anyone who has referred to Luke as having “nice teeth”
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Soon all that will be left is the fake one.
 
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darkwingosonichugorl said:
Lucas' nigga "logic" may be the strangest thing he thinks, especially as the ultra socialist progressive he must always virtue signal himself as. He's so lucky he lives in Spokane.
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He believes that bad boys get the poonaner. His use of "nigga," his atheism, his politics, all edgelord shit for attracting a mate.

The only thing genuine about Lucas are his fetishes and obsessions. He has fixed desires, and will not deviate from the methods he's devised for satisfying them.
 
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GloryBoy said:
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most autistic video to ever exist right here, certified classic
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Why do I get the feeling this clip is going to be brought up at a trial someday

and funny how he claims to 'walk away' when people annoy him yet here he is on video sitting on the sidewalk rocking back and forth and screaming like a literal autistic kid

and if he is that aggressive that easily that he flat out tries to start a physical fight its amazing some hobo hasn't beaten the shit out of him yet. Also shows how if the right buttons are pushed he's more than capable of at least trying to get violent with a woman

That said, the guy lucas supposedly sucked off is named in this clip, has anything ever been heard from about him? I mean if he exists its probably possible to simply ask him if what is being claimed here is true. and it would be real interesting to see lucas try to deny it if he said it did happen
 
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WonderWino said:
That said, the guy lucas supposedly sucked off is named in this clip, has anything ever been heard from about him? I mean if he exists its probably possible to simply ask him if what is being claimed here is true. and it would be real interesting to see lucas try to deny it if he said it did happen
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Jason Perva of Olympia Washington?

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Possible old facebooks:



Perhaps Lucas hates flatbills so much because one came in his mouth?

I'd love to see the proof. Even it's a pic of Lucas with a dick in his mouth.

Don't believe that Lucas would blow a dude though, or that any dude would want Lucas to blow him.
 
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GloryBoy said:
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I’ve seen this video dozens of times now but it never occurred to me that they aren’t at their apartment building. I see a sign that says behavioral services. Anyone have any idea about the circumstances?
 
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GloryBoy said:
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Holy shit this is fantastic
Thank you for posting
So many great quotes
You can see how quickly he deteriorates into child like behavior.
Why is he sitting cross legged?
Does anyone know the rough date this was taken?
 
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wenttobermuda said:
Edit: I just realized, this must look hilarious from the outside. You walk by, and you see a homeless man, bent over into his lap, head covered by jacket, seemingly angrily calling his penis a faggot and a bitch.
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Only reason you know he isnt doing exactly that is it would take a bit of self awareness for him to yell such fitting things at his dick
 
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