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Weed and burritos?
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Weed and burritos?
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But seriously... there aren't enough vomit emojis in the world.
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But seriously... there aren't enough vomit emojis in the world.
A shirtless selfie taken in the public shitter is surely the most attractive way to take a photo right?
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This is a lack of self awareness I still can’t comprehend. How in the actual fuck does he think there is anything good about that pic? Forget it’s in the dirty bathroom of a homeless shelter, he is absolutely revolting in every conceivable way. His flabby boobs hang so low, you can’t even see his nipple in the pic. What does he see in that pic that is remotely attractive??
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I think the weirdest part is it looks like he "airbrushed" his man tiddies, his logic is genuinely fascinating, if I touch up the acne on my gazongas the gen Z girls will love my shirtless public bathroom selfies
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There could actually be a damn crow eating the brains out the back of his head in this shot and not only would it not seem out of place, it would explain so much.
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But does he think that the airbrushed filter makes us forget that he looks like this?
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Lucas should be getting $520 now. I assume he's wasting a lot of it on fast food/restaurants and weed. Fatty doesn't realize you use the EBT card for meals and nutritious stuff, not junk food.
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Is Lucas in the HoC tonight? Can anyone confirm? as it’s 1am and he’s posting on FB.
Silly silly boy if he gets caught and ends up living under a bridge.
Silly silly boy if he gets caught and ends up living under a bridge.
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Maybe he is secretly an orc from Warcraft and he wants to scram "For the Horde?". Still Orcs look much better than he does.
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That's just celibate. Is he actually-actually retarded?
Fatal Walter
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It's a word incels use to gatekeep their community, because a volcel could get laid if they tried hard enough, unlike a truecel. Lucas using it just means to me that he was wandering that part of the internet, perhaps after women online called him an incel. He's shown up with PUA terms before too, I think. This is probably the post being referred to. Plenty of females 30+ who are after him, he says. Good god.
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more word salad from a broken brained hobo.
Titus 1 was instructions from one of the apostles (Paul?) to his disciple Titus to go to Crete and establish the church there. he also told Titus that Cretians are lazy liars and idiots, and Jews are similarly terrible people who lie cheat and steal (Paul was among a couple disciples that recognized that the Jewish priests were likely the ones that bought off and arranged for the murder of Christ and he hated them for it).
Titus 1:16 is a specific warning not to allow terrible people into the new church because they do not live a pious life in the following the guidance of Christ, but rather just play lip service in order to secure local power and abuse their position of authority.
Lucas of course is a fucking idiot and didn't even read the entire previous sentence Titus 1:15: "To the pure, all things are pure, but to those who are corrupted and do not believe, nothing is pure. In fact, both their minds and consciences are corrupted." meaning that your idea of what is good and evil will color based on your own lot in life and it's very difficult to view things one way or the other unless you are living by the principles that you espouse. to do otherwise would simply trap you in a series of lies that you can't escape from since you obviously don't practice what you preach.
it's pretty clear that he's confusing the different types of love in the Bible for romantic/erotic love because he's a moron and can't think of anything else. he's simultaneously saying that any praise for him in any capacity is a lie because other people are not granting his wishes (for a teenager to rape). ergo his idea of calling out others for hypocrisy who offer condolences or kind words because Lucas isn't getting what he wants is a combination of a couple deadly sins: lust, sloth, and pride.
for the longest time his echoes of hypocrisy were nonsensical because being Christian (or any theist of any stripe), being part of "the left", and being a member of The Zolom's Children, can all be mutually exclusive. he even acknowledges that not everyone is a member of all three groups.
it seems like he's admonishing men of the good book (regardless of how orthodox or adherent they are) that because they aren't granting his molestation wishes and funneling children onto his dick that they are hypocritical because he confuses the love of neighbors with fulfilling wishes much like a child who disbelieves in God because he didn't get a bicycle for Christmas.
he's admonishing people on "the left" because he views them through both a tribal lens (help your fellow tribesman) and he also views himself as being oppressed or downtrodden and he sees that it's "the left" that apparently advocates and administers to his low social status ass. Despite the fact that the vast majority of his personal experience with charity is through Christians and ostensibly "the Right".
he also claims bigotry as he views himself as a protected class of person - and any offense to himself, even something as minor as laughing at him trying and failing to impress random women (every guy has been there, women have all the power on the initial approach, so learning to take the hit and keep on walking is part of the dating game), is a personal affront that demands action. actions like protest and charity and social punishments and so on. and he's agitated that he doesn't get any of that despite the soothing words on Facebook or whatever.
what a pile of failure.
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Is the reduction in SSI due to Lucas no longer having the expense of paying rent? Also, maybe you have info on this. Back when he was in the mental hospital, would he still be getting the monthly SSI during the 10 mo. he was in the mental hospital?
Lucas used the "volcel" in latest "rap". Thanks to wenttobermuda who took the time to write down the "lyrics". I know there is at least 1 other post by Lucas where he calls himself a "volcel".
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Ah, there it is: "Black lives matter, but what about agephobia?"
I cannot wait for the podcast, I hope it's great.
I cannot wait for the podcast, I hope it's great.
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Lucas starting the day with more exceptional Facebook posts. None of these girls are going around saying they're communists. That is just him and his exceptionalism. Fucking hobo!
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I don't think the Goldaor guy wants to end up blocked by the Spokane pedo freak. More likely he'll just feed insane pedo's ego.
The more his "friends" on his social media give him positive feedback (likes/heart reacts/comments) the more he lashes/takes it out on the young people in Spokane because no one gives him what he wants.
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Am I wrong in thinking that under communism, chronic homeless shelter residents would be considered worthless to the state and effectively discarded?
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Was anyone even remotely surprised Lucas' narcissism managed to make black lives matter about himself? I was wondering when he'd make his involuntary celibacy the real crime in America
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