Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Reshiram]

In many mammals (first ones that come to mind are deer and apes) being pregnant is like wearing a shirt that says "I belong to *dude who got me pregnant"

It's like being marked as part of the male's territory. So when other guys see the pregnant female and see she is pregnant they think "wow, that guy must really be an alpha" And when the daddy deer sees he's got more territory aka a preggo lady, he thinks "wow I must really be an alpha!"
Also, the fact the female allowed the male to impregnate her usually means she'll let him impregnate her again which means more hawt telemorese sex.

Basically what I'm saying it Lucas has reduced pregnancy (and come on,his entire attitude towards sex and women) to a primitive animal state (in my opinion at least) and has little desire or interest in actually having young

 

[anusaurus]

Cybersex with a minor isn't legal in any state.

 

[on a serious note]

In many mammals (first ones that come to mind are deer and apes) being pregnant is like wearing a shirt that says "I belong to *dude who got me pregnant"

It's like being marked as part of the male's territory. So when other guys see the pregnant female and see she is pregnant they think "wow, that guy must really be an alpha" And when the daddy deer sees he's got more territory aka a preggo lady, he thinks "wow I must really be an alpha!"
Also, the fact the female allowed the male to impregnate her usually means she'll let him impregnate her again which means more hawt telemorese sex.

Basically what I'm saying it Lucas has reduced pregnancy (and come on,his entire attitude towards sex and women) to a primitive animal state (in my opinion at least) and has little desire or interest in actually having young

I'm not sure that this is biologically correct- it seems to be anthromorphizing animals and projecting our more complex ideas about sex onto them.

Deer do not get married or something, while males may compete for access to females during a rut, they do not have paternity as we see it and I don't think that they'd be able to look at a pregnant deer and know who the father was. Do you have like a source for this? Deer are dumb as shit.

Off topic deer spergin aside, no, Lucas does not seem to actually want a child, he just has a weird fetish for impregnating and controlling an underage girl.

 

[saltwatertaffy]

I was thinking about something witty to write but i just can't, this video is a tl;dr of the thread tbh:
I have the video saved in case anyone wants.

For those who don't want to watch it, here's a summary in a nutshell: 14 minutes of the exact same shit he's been spewing for 5 years. Absolutely zero new material except for that ugly neon yellow t-shirt.

 

[holeinthedark]

Lucas claims to be a chivalrous gentlemen until he wants underage titties.
But it's only the millennial dudes that are sexist and predatory...

 

[Reshiram]

Lucas claims to be a chivalrous gentlemen until he wants underage titties.
But it's only the millennial dudes that are sexist and predatory...

Am I right in thinking that even if sex is legal for a 16 year old there, that a 16 year old appearing in sexual content or whatever is still child porn anyway? Lucas could seriously get in trouble for encouraging a minor to create child porn of themselves

 

[AnOminous]

Am I right in thinking that even if sex is legal for a 16 year old there, that a 16 year old appearing in sexual content or whatever is still child porn anyway? Lucas could seriously get in trouble for encouraging a minor to create child porn of themselves

Lucas is an utter moron. First off, the federal CP laws say 18 and anything on the Internet is pretty much by definition under federal jurisdiction. Also if he's telling her to manufacture child porn where she lives, he could be extradited and tried there.

Age of consent generally applies only to sex, not to manufacturing child pornography.

Moron could be locked up just for posting that shit.

 

[anusaurus]

Isn't the internet under the jurisdiction of Postal Inspectors?
Also, the whole crossing state lines thing for communication is in play.

 

[VJ 120]

Honestly, the longer this thread goes on, the more I wish Facebook had autistic/Islamic Content/horrifying/dumb ratings because holy shit, does the Wern ever warrant them.

 

[holeinthedark]

I have heard from sources that Lucas is trying to get a 15yr old girl to meet and date him. He has stipulations, however. These arem't predatory demands at all. Oh no! To say so means you are a BIGOT!!

 

[Kosher Dill]

I love how The Wern always tries to pass off the various homeless shelters, mental institutions, and overpasses that he frequents as just everyday cool places to hang out and meet up with dates

From this particular FB post: the Evergreen Club
http://fbhwa.org/programs/adult-services/evergreen-club/
Chicks love hanging out at the kind of club that has a crisis number plastered all over its webpage.

 

[holeinthedark]

Dont forget Walmart too. The flower section gives off a nice romantic ambiance....

I love how The Wern always tries to pass off the various homeless shelters, mental institutions, and overpasses that he frequents as just everyday cool places to hang out and meet up with dates

From this particular FB post: the Evergreen Club
http://fbhwa.org/programs/adult-services/evergreen-club/
Chicks love hanging out at the kind of club that has a crisis number plastered all over its webpage.

He is getting FAR WORSE.

 

[aerostar88]

That first screencap requires eye bleach.

"beautiful tight young barely legal vagina" WHAT THE FUCK WERN. I mean, we get it, you're a pedophile. But do you have to be so brutally honest autistic about it? And I thought it was all about science and socialism!

This one was a bit much. But how could I expect anything less from Spokane's finest citizen.

Also, can't wait for him to forget about the "greedy sluts" comment next time he pretends to be a feminist in an attempt to get that socialist, millenial pussy.

 

[Adamska]

The only things Lucas Werner deserves is a roadside ditch and an icepick in his skull. He'd be a reprehensible monster were it not for his utter inability to act functional for even a second.

 

[holeinthedark]

He demands it. He deserves it.

Yea no that's not how it works. He thinks if hes aggressive enough women would cower at him and give up. He's has to be one of the most rapey person I've ever seen.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

At what point do we just forward all his shit to the FBI?

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

At what point do we just forward all his shit to the FBI?

He's got an army of weens stalking his every move. It's a safe bet it's already been done.

 

[holeinthedark]

She seems to be reporting things.

 

[lesbolution]

He's spiraled straight down. It's interesting to read his posts now and realize at one point in his life he had a girlfriend and some cats and a Christmas tree.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

The longer the famine, the greater the madness. That, or just hurry up and get this poor bastard to a psych ward.