Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Stafford Beer Bong]

It’s like that time away never happened and he is back with the same inane posts and rants.

I have to agree with everyone that what ever happened in that time away (because it was definitely not the bs “getting beat up by bouncers” story) will slowly be revealed over the next couple weeks as Wern can’t help himself but spew the truth eventually.

But thanks for coming out of the gate strong with the mania we know and love Lucas! It’s a nice bonus on my vacation.

Edit - watching Wern angrily scream into the void with all the passion of a true convert and then see his mask slip up over his eyes is about the funniest thing I’ve seen in awhile. Just need to add yakkity sax when it happens for greater comedic effect.

 

[GoutfootHorseface]

A still from his latest video, no words just beckoning gestures, any clue where he is?? Parking garage? Warehouse??

 

[mothman96]

Only in his demented mind does his history of domestic violence and being abusive towards women for not fucking him mean "he'll treat her better by rote experience". Just noticed, bunk beds can be seen behind him. He's inside the shelter.

 

[Nobleman]

A still from his latest video, no words just beckoning gestures, any clue where he is?? Parking garage? Warehouse??

He is at the Arena. That means he was probably quarantined.

EDIT: He MAY be quarantined, Iknow that is one of the homeless quarantine holding areas. However, it seems they go their contract renewed and are still operating as a shelter too. It was supposed to be up back in July.

 

[Patchwork Ragdoll]

Guess that his phone was broken during his absence.

 

[Trainwreck]

I really hope he broke it rage tarding out.

 

[mothman96]

He is at the Arena. That means he was probably quarantined.

EDIT: He MAY be quarantined, Iknow that is one of the homeless quarantine holding areas. However, it seems they go their contract renewed and are still operating as a shelter too. It was supposed to be up back in July.

It doesn't look like he's quarantined since he was able to make several videos outdoors in the street yesterday.
Any info as to why he left HOC and waddled over to the Arena.

 

[teleméres69]

Hopefully they kicked the fat retard, but doubtful. I hope the new shelter he's at is made aware of his behavior in shelters, and his general Elliot Rodger incel antics. Can't even go a day without acting like a future rapist

It doesn't look like he's quarantined since he was able to make several videos outdoors in the street yesterday.
Any info as to why he left HOC and waddled over to the Arena.

 

[mothman96]

Hopefully they kicked the fat retard, but doubtful. I hope the new shelter he's at is made aware of his behavior in shelters, and his general Elliot Rodger incel antics. Can't even go a day without acting like a future rapist

The Guardian Foundation is in charge/runs the Arena shelter. From some checking their contract with the city to use the Arena as a shelter runs out mid August. If it's not extended, Lucas will be heading back to HOC.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

There's so many facets to Lucas's obnoxiousness that it's some times tough to even quantify an aspect of his personality that isnt irritating, but I've recently focused on just one that puzzles me.

What is up with his forced thug bravado in all his posts? I don't even mean just the mutilated Z-speak he tries and fails to employ, it's just his whole bragadocious attitude; it's so thoroughly off-putting.

I guess someone might say it's just a scared little shy boy hiding his anxieties under a blanket of what he thinks comes off as Alpha masculinity.

All I know is its complete girl repellant. And he'll never stop.

 

[mothman96]

The Spokane Freak, talking about the upcoming podcast and freaking out about the Fat Albert mother fuck classist pig black guy that beat his ass with a baseball bat for being a pedo. The bitch faggot, agephobic classist pig needs to shut himself down or deal with the SPD. ACAB but they are hording pussy. In this rendition the 2 by 4 plank and the tall white guy disappeared. In the podcast he and Goldoar are going to hash out why Gen Z are a bunch of bitches towards him. It's a white girl bitch problem.

In this one, he doesn't understand why Gen Z are bitches towards him, when he's so generous toward them. He goes on about his "superior" sperm and he's better for the Gen Z girls. His parents are millionaires and he lives in a homeless shelter. He doesn't live with them cause he doesn't want to cramp their style. In 25 yrs his dad will be dead and he'll inherit 1 million. He doesn't beg for money because he was taught to respect elders and respect his parents but he'll have 2 million to play with. He went from 1 to 2 million.

Sure Lucas, you don't live with your parents because you don't want to cramp their sytle. Ha, they don't want you living with them. That's why you've been homeless in Olympia and homeless in Spokane. Your mom and dad do not want you in their homes. Neither do the the rest of your relatives. Oh yea, you've shown how "respectful" you've been to your mom.

 

[cuddle striker]

I'm trying to imagine wern being able to get within ten feet of one of the maybe handful of black kids in Spokane. it's a really white town. I can't even picture them letting him within a block of them without macing him.

he'll be out in August, if he was quarantined we wouldn't be seeing him out of the arena at all.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Lucas's most recent IG vid says he's homeless in another city because he doesnt want to "cramp his parents' style", like that makes any sort of sense.

He says he doesn't borrow money because he's been taught to "respect his elders", uh huh, sure sure.

I seem to remember a certain "You're a wrinkly old hag and no one loves you and you're going to die sad and lonely!" directed at Myrna last year....because she merely suggested that a girlfriend might not be coming in the future.

Actually, that interaction DID give birth to the card meme which shall never die, so by his inane logic he's probably right to hate her.

But respect her? Never.

It's not in the cards, Fatty.

Button Yo shirt fore you get skin cancer on ya boi's flabby bitch tits ouchea, ya dig?

 

[Patchwork Ragdoll]

Today is some of the best crazy I've seen from Lucas. I'm really glad he's back.

 

[TelemeresDaddy69]

I'm sure I'm gonna write way more than I intend to on this

More of Lucas wearing shirts that don't fit him and showing off both his nasty hobo tan and saggy tits. Just in case women were not put off by his obesity and profanity in public. I know Lucas is full of shit about being beaten up, but I don't know anyone actually stupid enough to try and call out or provoke someone who beat them up, especially if it was for being a pedophile, least he admits people see him as one. I refuse to believe anyone who still claims Lucas has any survival instinct at this point. Also nice slip calling him a faggot and an agephobe at the same time, proving once again you're a homophobe despite all your virtue signalling, not that anyone is stupid enough to believe Lucas. If anyone is the bitch here Lucas, it's you. You're the one threatening to call cops on people for not giving you a child to have sex with. Oh I'm sure that podcast is going to be legendary Lucas, but not for the reason you think. Shame you're too stupid to realise the guy is making fun of you. Guess he has his Facebook posts set to be hidden from you and you're too stupid to read it from lurking. lol @ Lucas calling others deluded when he's convinced himself he's the savior of humanity and there is nothing wrong with being a homeless pedophile.

The fact his family have allowed him to be homeless multiple times in 2 different cities just shows how respectful he is towards them, never mind the posts about how his mother is a hag and a whore who's going to die alone unloved. Pretty sure she's still liked by your brother and vice versa. You're the one who's dying alone Lucas, and deep down you know which is why you're always angry. He hasn't quite figured out why teens don't like to be groomed because it worked so well for his hero Epstein, and Lucas believes it's purely a money issue that stops him doing the same. Back at it with his defective sperm, and 'research' from outdated articles he's admitted he's too stupid to understand, that nobody under 40 actually wants, not that anyone wants to be fucked by a morbidly obese homeless ogre. Look at the things you posted yesterday? You mean those same cherrypicked articles you screenshot? Still waiting on that evidence of any animal with strong DNA that you refuse to provide. I can see why the mice article caught your eye though, much like mice you eat garbage, steal anything you can find, and always overstay your welcome. Dunno how you're gonna live longer with diabetes, being morbidly obese, and untreated schizophrenia. Within the first month of being homeless you've physically aged at least 10 years.

You're at the same emotional point as an 18 year old zoomer? I'm pretty sure you're less emotionally developed than a zoomer Lucas, nice shade at the millennials for rejecting your creeper advances though. Shame this agephobe anti-pedo didn't knock out those dentures of yours. Nein nein nein? Well you're already obsessed with eugenics, and are notoriously racist and homophobic so yelling random German words isn't that shocking (someone talented at editing could probably meme Lucas with an SS uniform and clip every time he says 999 and talk about strong DNA). You don't beg for money? You're begging for pussy daily, and hoping your parents die so you can have their money, that's not an improvement Lucas. Tired of the violence? With how many times you've threatened to punch, stab, or worse to people, along with that domestic abuse charge and no contact order? The cops were sure on your ass for those ones creep. You're a fuckwit if you think anyone believes the stories you make up Lucas. Very nice yelling to have pussy put on your dick in public Lucas, I'm sure that's gonna get the ladies this time.

What's with the fake British accent though? Is it supposed to be funny? Or is it an alternate persona that takes over like that "and I like pizza etc etc" outburst in an older video?

The Spokane Freak, talking about the upcoming podcast and freaking out about the Fat Albert mother fuck classist pig black guy that beat his ass with a baseball bat for being a pedo. The bitch faggot, agephobic classist pig needs to shut himself down or deal with the SPD. ACAB but they are hording pussy. In this rendition the 2 by 4 plank and the tall white guy disappeared. In the podcast he and Goldoar are going to hash out why Gen Z are a bunch of bitches towards him. It's a white girl bitch problem.

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In this one, he doesn't understand why Gen Z are bitches towards him, when he's so generous toward them. He goes on about his "superior" sperm and he's better for the Gen Z girls. His parents are millionaires and he lives in a homeless shelter. He doesn't live with them cause he doesn't want to cramp their style. In 25 yrs his dad will be dead and he'll inherit 1 million. He doesn't beg for money because he was taught to respect elders and respect his parents but he'll have 2 million to play with. He went from 1 to 2 million.

Sure Lucas, you don't live with your parents because you don't want to cramp their sytle. Ha, they don't want you living with them. That's why you've been homeless in Olympia and homeless in Spokane. Your mom and dad do not want you in their homes. Neither do the the rest of your relatives. Oh yea, you've shown how "respectful" you've been to your mom.

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[neutral grandpa]

There's so many facets to Lucas's obnoxiousness that it's some times tough to even quantify an aspect of his personality that isnt irritating

Lucas truly is the most annoying and pathetic person Ive ever found on this site. and hes so fucking smug for absolutely no reason. a middle aged homeless man should not be this proud of himself is my general point

 

[WonderWino]

Every time he says, "They'll be on you like white on rice!" all I can think of is some angry Boomer Karen yelling at a manager.

The fact that he says that while posting memes about fucking black kids tells you what he's really thinking about them. Can you imagine what would happen if he said that while ranting about fucking black kids at one of his precious blm riots? He'd be lucky if they didn't beat the shit out of him

Mixed generation kids are bound to be genetically superior according to my 4 years of research

Any 'genetically superior' spawn lucas could ever have would at best end up like these three:

Right down to living at the institute

That said his baseball bat story becomes stupider and stupider the more you actually think about it. He claims the cops know about it and are 'on his side' yet if such an incident had occurred the first thing they'd ask lucas is why they attacked him like that. Lucas has no filter and is stupider than a rock so he'd slip out 'because they said I was a creep and a pedo!' before realizing what he did. If anything that would lead to more problems for lucas and more than likely some investigation of him (though I can totally see lucas smashing his own phone to hide whatever might be on it in such a scenario, thinking he is being clever)

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

The correct response, in case 'releews' is wondering, to Lucas's witty rejoinder should be " I guess you would know, huh?"

 

[BowlOfDick]

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The correct response, in case 'releews' is wondering, to Lucas's witty rejoinder should be " I guess you would know, huh?"

The age old argument of omnipotence vs free will, debated by scholars and theologians for centuries... and of course Lucas Werner has all the answers.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Based raymangini12 tellin' it like it is, son. Ya boi ain't used ta such hard troofs, y'all. Without his Mommy here ta buy ya boi some magic "ferget yer probs" ice cream, ya boi like ta go crycry in his dirty shelter pillow, cuz. Troo dat.