Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

So no copy of the Goldaor interview exists? This seriously bums me out.
I find this sort of suspect. I never know if Goldar is crossing a line over to empathizing with the fat fuck. He tends to coddle him far too much, more than needed to keep him reeled in. I have a weird feeling Goldar is purposely keeping the footage hidden to prevent even more embarrassment to fatty. Or maybe I’m reaching?
 
Apologies for a shit post but my brain just can't figure out why in this picture it looks like he has extra fingers or toes growing out of his back.

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If someone can explain what we're looking at please do. Fat folds???

EtA: Sorry guys I just figured it out. He's laying on his own arm/hand but all his pale flabby flesh looks the same and blends together creating this weird illusion. Again apologies for a shit post.
 
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Going forward I don't think we are going to see as many chimpouts until he completes his treatment in October and gets back on booze and weed.
It's got to really piss him off, no weed/booze until Oct.
His phone, I'm thinking along the same lines as TelemeresDaddy69. After he made his last videos on the July 9th, and having been busted for DC, he feared the cops would get access to his phone so he broke/got rid of it.

I find this sort of suspect. I never know if Goldar is crossing a line over to empathizing with the fat fuck. He tends to coddle him far too much, more than needed to keep him reeled in. I have a weird feeling Goldar is purposely keeping the footage hidden to prevent even more embarrassment to fatty. Or maybe I’m reaching?
Unless I misunderstood his FB post (see above), he does have a recording but it's not complete. It's missing Goldoar's part (voice).

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He's got no shame. Now he's making stuff up about one of his aunts.

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I did end up recording the cop bouncing Lucas from the park on my old iPad. Not nearly enough space on it to have got the whole podcast but the cop part I had to get because it's amazing, hilarious listening.

I also put it to a montage of some of my favorite Lucas photos.

Enjoy Lucas being bounced from the park by the cops; from ACAB to, "THE POLICE ARE ON MY SIDE!" to a meek little water weenie in the face of a cop in less than a month's time.
 
So can we safely say now, with reasonable certainty, that "Fat Albert" and his phantom white accomplice were the cops?

Edit: just listened to klickitat's recording: amazing! Lucas is just like Chris-chan, who else would leave their phone on while they were getting cited by the cops ? just leave their phone on in the background recording the cops talking to them,every little detail of it, rather than hanging up and calling Goldy back? Thank God he did though or we wouldn't have another proof of it.

I also looooove how meek and "yessir, rightaway sir" he gets around cops.

You'll never get your membership in ACAB that way, Fatty.
 
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So can we safely say now, with reasonable certainty, that "Fat Albert" and his phantom white accomplice were the cops?

I don't think they exist at all.

From what I remember in the podcast, Lucas first said the guy had a bat, then a metal bat, then, "I'm not sure I didn't see clearly".

His lack of visible injuries and a police report (which would be in existence if he reported the attack to the police and they 'gave him a number', which he won't share, of course) means, at best a couple of guys came up to him in the park and started hassling him verbally, he probably nearly cried and pissed himself out of fear, and they walked off laughing while he waddled back to the shelter.

Hey Lucas, I know you read this thread: Evidence of fuck off. :)

Where's the police report? Photos of your injuries as evidence? Hospital report (with appropriate info redacted to comply with HIPAA) for your injuries, because if you were hit upside the head with a 2x4 or a bat and kneecapped, you wouldn't have just walked away, you'd have at least been sent in to the ER to be evaluated for the head injury and possibly have your knees x-rayed.
 
At least post the recording of Lucas getting busted. That was the real highlight of the stream anyway
Man, I wish the podcast hadn't been lost. When Goldoar brought it up, Lucas from what I remember said the black guy that looked like Fat Albert approached him, but Lucas didn't see a bat. At some pt the bat came out of nowhere. Lucas didn't say anything about a white guy. Goldoar questioned him about the white guy. Don't remember Lucas's "explanation" of how the white guy comes into the picture. It was after he was 'beaten" with the bats that one of them wanted to see his ID.

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Goldoar has a recording- it didn't pickup his voice. Hope he posts the recording.
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Hopefully this is the full thing and there's no dialogue missing from the beginning with the police officer, as this audio is great and should always be used against Lucas when he tries the police are on his side or acab bullshit, creeps like Lucas are why people have police, among other reasons. Should have used the photo of Lucas crying the entire video just to further upset the fat creep though. Also lol @ Lucas talking about waking around to lose weight. Not at 300 pounds you ain't, I dread to imagine how much fatter you used to be

I did end up recording the cop bouncing Lucas from the park on my old iPad. Not nearly enough space on it to have got the whole podcast but the cop part I had to get because it's amazing, hilarious listening.

I also put it to a montage of some of my favorite Lucas photos.

Enjoy Lucas being bounced from the park by the cops; from ACAB to, "THE POLICE ARE ON MY SIDE!" to a meek little water weenie in the face of a cop in less than a month's time.
 

I did end up recording the cop bouncing Lucas from the park on my old iPad. Not nearly enough space on it to have got the whole podcast but the cop part I had to get because it's amazing, hilarious listening.

I also put it to a montage of some of my favorite Lucas photos.

Enjoy Lucas being bounced from the park by the cops; from ACAB to, "THE POLICE ARE ON MY SIDE!" to a meek little water weenie in the face of a cop in less than a month's time.

I hope someone can transcribe this, kinda hard to hear whats being said
 
So, now we know why Lucas went nuts in his last Instagram videos on 9 July. He was raging at the cops that finally put a stop to his public screaming by further public screaming insinuating that they're killing all black people. Nice. I'm sure they're on your side, Lucas.

And then he "sat on his phone" soon after depriving us of content for 4 weeks. I suppose we'll know soon what actually happened there.

Enjoy the little time we have left with Lucas before another psych ward loony bin era starts.
 
I hope someone can transcribe this, kinda hard to hear whats being said

Yeah he was smart enough to probably move the phone down away from his face so it's a little quiet; headphones or turning the volume up help.

Other than that, youtube has built in transcription.

Click on the 3 dots next to "Save" and hit Open Transcript.

It's about as good as any other free transcription service.

And then he "sat on his phone" soon after depriving us of content for 4 weeks. I suppose we'll know soon what actually happened there.

That was a lie; he said to others in DMs and I think somewhere on IG that he dropped his phone without a case and it broke; he got pressed on that in the podcast and was just, "Oh yeah..." then made up some story about how it wouldn't charge then he accidentally sat on it but it got dropped "before that' which is why it stopped charging.

So, we know, on the spot, he can't even make up a good lie.

Personally, I think he threw it in a rage fit after that last set of videos in early July.
 
Bit slow so I found a few things. I believe the police may have had something to do with his lack of social media activity but there are some holes in this hypothesis.

1. He was having a major chimpout from July 7 through July 9, posting some of his best content on IG.
2. He was cited on July 8, but posted some of his best vids the next day.
3. As mothman96 noted above he got cited around the time of his choking video. If the police took his phone as evidence he wouldn't have been able to post the videos of July 9th.
4. He said in the podcast that the men that beat him up asked for his ID. I've never heard of people who attack others in public to ask them for their ID. He probably got questioned by police officers who asked for his ID, and he just made all the other stuff up.
5. He also stated that he skinned his knee after he fell from picking up litter.

Looking at point number 5 first, since we now know he is involved in community court, that explains why he was pickin up litter. "Instead of getting booked into jail, defendants who opt into the program do community service and are connected to services that are co-located at the court, such as affordable housing, and addiction and mental health treatment providers. The program also accepts walk-in clients who want to access services." There was speculation that he left HOC for Union Gospel which has a community service requirement, but it is now clear based on his pics and the podcast that he left HOC for the Arena. His community service is likely connected to the court program.

As far as the police taking his phone, this may be a possibility. We know he was cited and released. This is discussed at 420.1 (heh heh..420) of the Spokane Police Department manual that states a general approval of this policy and that it is conducted in lieu of arrest and is known as a "field release" when the individual is not transported to a jail.

This is just the police manual, the actual Washington law is found at RCW 46.64.015 and states "Whenever any person is arrested for any violation of the traffic laws or regulations which is punishable as a misdemeanor or by imposition of a fine, the arresting officer may serve upon him or her a traffic citation and notice to appear in court." Based on this reading I am unclear if a cite and release actually qualifies as an arrest, but if it does, then RCW 10.105.010 contains further language that any property involved in a felony may be seized, but also "(2) Personal property subject to forfeiture under this chapter may be seized by any law enforcement officer of this state upon process issued by any superior court having jurisdiction over the property. Seizure of personal property without process may be made if:
(a) The seizure is incident to an arrest or a search under a search warrant;
" So what this means is that if his field release qualifies as an arrest, then the cops can take his personal property as evidence since it is incident to an arrest. However, since this occurred on July 8th and he posted more vids on July 9th, I don't think this is the likely case.

I think what happened was one of the two scenarios:
a) Since cops generally have to see a misdemeanor to arrest someone, he probably chimped out again on the 9th, got reported, and the cops did not have a legal basis to do anything to him but gave him a stern talking to and said if there is further trouble then they will fuck him up.
b) The cops witnessed him chimping out again, or responded to a report, and then asked to see his ID, and took his phone as evidence. This may be legally dubious, and he does have a public defender involved, so the cops may have just took his phone so he'd STFU and once he got a lawyer involved they returned his property.

I think some general combo of those two scenarios is the likely event. He's probably also sober and undergoing addiction treatment, which would explain why he was more lucid in the podcast yesterday. With a clearer mind he is also back to genetics and telomeres and other pseudoscience, whereas when he is all hopped up on substances he's just chimping out and shouting about greed and bitches and thots. Going forward I don't think we are going to see as many chimpouts until he completes his treatment in October and gets back on booze and weed.

I wouldn't be so sure we aren't going to see more chimpouts. Lucas has a very difficult time controlling himself. Hell its what got him kicked out of his fartbox. That and he must be absolutely fuming right now whether he admits it or not. No booze, no weed and a $500 fine, while having to try to watch what he says and does? Everything about that will piss him off. That said, as others have pointed out this is likely a case of people have been complaining for awhile and the cops finally had enough of it and did something about it. If he steps out of line during his sentence he'll be thrown in jail, if he manages to avoid it but goes back to his old habits as soon as the coast is clear he'll just end up back where he is right now at best. Lucas's behavior never changes, he's physically incapable of it which is why he's a raging tard and has spent time in psych wards in the first place. Everything is a cycle to him and while it make take more or less time each cycle, he'll eventually end up in jail or back in a psych ward one way or another

That said the fine was one of the best things they could have done for him. Thats a big chunk of what little he gets being taken from him. No pep sticks, burritos, shit tier sushi or weed for him for awhile, even if he were allowed the latter. Its the only thing that might dig deep enough into his lizard brain to at least try to not be a raging tard as often. Not that it'll work anyway but still

Also fucking lol at his weight being mentioned in the police record, that caught him dead to rights lying through his teeth about losing weight. That'll be something to hold over his head for a long time to come. 240 my ass indeed

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I find this sort of suspect. I never know if Goldar is crossing a line over to empathizing with the fat fuck. He tends to coddle him far too much, more than needed to keep him reeled in. I have a weird feeling Goldar is purposely keeping the footage hidden to prevent even more embarrassment to fatty. Or maybe I’m reaching?

It wouldn't surprise me if this were the case. He's a weirdo himself and going far out of his way to reel in someone lucas raises a few red flags in itself. For a guy trying to get a podcast going he's hilariously incompetent if he can't even ensure he has a backup copy of his own podcast at best. But I find it hard to believe that was something he overlooked. It sure seems like hes a little too interested in taking lucas's side with things

mothman96 said:
It's got to really piss him off, no weed/booze until Oct

Yeah it definitely will. and its lucas so you know he is going to try to get around it somehow and think he is being clever about it. I wouldn't be shocked to see him get caught after a piss test after watching some idiot on youtube spout nonsense about how you can fool tests eating certain foods. I've seen all kinds of idiots fall for that one

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His phone, I'm thinking along the same lines as TelemeresDaddy69. After he made his last videos on the July 9th, and having been busted for DC, he feared the cops would get access to his phone so he broke/got rid of it.

Yeah it has to be that. Its way too convenient timing for it to be anything else. Which says alot about what lucas is doing with it and what must be on it. Clearly lucas is doing things he knows he shouldn't be or he wouldn't get that drastic about it. and we all know there is only one thing lucas could be doing with it that he would be afraid of getting caught for

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He's got no shame. Now he's making stuff up about one of his aunts.

'Werners aren't slouches'

.....Says the guy living in a hobo shelter and begging other people for kfc

I don't think they exist at all.

Lucas trying to explain how the fat albert incident totally happened to a kiwi:

 
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