Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Wernology]

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Totally agree. Either that or it's just more of his transactional crap. Despite what @klickitat said, I don't think any of his desire to give things to other people comes from some home-grown politeness because he grew up in the midwest or some such, I think it's entirely him trying to set up a two-way street so that he can expect people to give him girls later on.

He Always, ALWAYS mentions what he gives people: he always says how generous he is over and over again just for sharing you know a couple puffs on a joint with someone, no this is not standard American politesse, this is Lucas trying to make people owe him.

Yeah in Lucas' case, he's 100% doing it because he expects or wants something in return, usually friendship (so they can introduce him to women) if it's a guy, or someone to fuck if it's a young woman.

 

[mothman96]

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Yeah in Lucas' case, he's 100% doing it because he expects or wants something in return, usually friendship (so they can introduce him to women) if it's a guy, or someone to fuck if it's a young woman.

He doesn't want friendship. He's a misandrist, he's got no use for other men unless like you said, they give him access to women. Remember back when he was still at Pioneer Pathway and before he was banned from the bars. He was looking for a wingman to go to the bars with him, talk up a girl making Lucas look good, get the girl to him, and once that happened the "wingman" was to get lost (he got what he wanted, so the wingman is expendable). The concept of friendship does not exist in Lucas's rutting animal brain.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Yeah in Lucas' case, he's 100% doing it because he expects or wants something in return, usually friendship (so they can introduce him to women) if it's a guy, or someone to fuck if it's a young woman.

Exactly, he's not fooling anybody with his "generosity". To steal a quote from Johnny Drama, "Everything we do is to also get laid." That's Lucas through and through, and although he's not always as hung up on the actual act of getting laid and more with procreating, it's still true. He really thinks that sharing food or weed with other people will earn him enough points to get introduced to their female friends. You've really got to get a kick out of his planning process, it always seems to leave out one very crucial obstacle. It doesn't matter how you even come into contact with a woman Lucas, you're completely unable to interact with one in any way that isn't immediately creepy, thus ensuring there will NEVER be a second interaction with her. What's the phrase I'm looking for? Oh yeah.

It's not in the cards.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

I may be late to the game on this one but is this video footage of the alleged attack just another troll prodding him along or is he just making it up himself? Because seriously, it’d be difficult to find nonexistent footage of an attack that never happened.

 

[Wernology]

I may be late to the game on this one but is this video footage of the alleged attack just another troll prodding him along or is he just making it up himself? Because seriously, it’d be difficult to find nonexistent footage of an attack that never happened.

He claims there is but has only said they're "going to send it to him" in public. So far, he doesn't have it and I'll believe the attack was made up or at least VERY exaggerated (like, maybe a couple guys did confront him and maybe one took a swing at him, but never actually hit him).

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

He claims there is but has only said they're "going to send it to him" in public. So far, he doesn't have it and I'll believe the attack was made up or at least VERY exaggerated (like, maybe a couple guys did confront him and maybe one took a swing at him, but never actually hit him).

So the “who” in this story is undetermined? My first thought was he is being trolled by someone who is claiming they have security footage to fuck with him, then I thought maybe he’s just making it up. But if there is actual footage of this supposed attack I hope he posts it.

 

[WonderWino]

I may be late to the game on this one but is this video footage of the alleged attack just another troll prodding him along or is he just making it up himself? Because seriously, it’d be difficult to find nonexistent footage of an attack that never happened.

Lucas will probably fake it like this to try to fame someone to get some lawsuit bait:

It certainly looks like a lucas tier plan

 

[le funny sex number 69]

Let’s not forget Lucas believes his own bullshit. In his mind he totally got attacked (because of the farms), even if all evidence says otherwise.

He’s definitely being trolled.

 

[mothman96]

Here he claims to have gone to the hospital for "like half hour" due to the "attack". Now, anyone whose been checked over by hospital personnel, walks out with a dismissal form (with name, date/reason for hospital visit, etc) which Lucas has not produced. If he had been to the hospital, he would have posted his "evidence". Also, I think it was Da Dude123 that already called Lucas out to produce evidence of the incident. And only a half hour for a "violent street attack", not likely.

 

[le funny sex number 69]

Here he claims to have gone to the hospital for "like half hour" due to the "attack". Now, anyone whose been checked over by hospital personnel, walks out with a dismissal form (with name, date/reason for hospital visit, etc) which Lucas has not produced. If he had been to the hospital, he would have posted his "evidence". Also, I think it was Da Dude123 that already called Lucas out to produce evidence of the incident. And only a half hour for a "violent street attack", not likely.

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He’s definitely been picking on the wound.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Here he claims to have gone to the hospital for "like half hour" due to the "attack". Now, anyone whose been checked over by hospital personnel, walks out with a dismissal form (with name, date/reason for hospital visit, etc) which Lucas has not produced. If he had been to the hospital, he would have posted his "evidence". Also, I think it was Da Dude123 that already called Lucas out to produce evidence of the incident. And only a half hour for a "violent street attack", not likely.

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A half hour in the ER?

Yeah I'm not believing that. Especially with all the covid-19 s*** going on. That's just another indicator that he doesn't understand the amount of time it takes to do normal things.

Every visit I've had in the emergency room takes at the absolute least an hour and a half or two hours. This 30 minutes s*** is complete BS.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

Totally agree. Either that or it's just more of his transactional crap. Despite what @klickitat said, I don't think any of his desire to give things to other people comes from some home-grown politeness because he grew up in the midwest or some such, I think it's entirely him trying to set up a two-way street so that he can expect people to give him girls later on.

He Always, ALWAYS mentions what he gives people: he always says how generous he is over and over again just for sharing you know a couple puffs on a joint with someone, no this is not standard American politesse, this is Lucas trying to make people owe him.

Lucas has nothing to offer so I think part of the generosity thing is him making up for having zero good qualities to offer. He also struggles with mentalizing from outside his own perspective. He is 100% food-focused and materialistic, so he assumes everyone is.

most people don’t need to bribe others to interact with them and would never think to try doing so. I mean, I’ve never had someone ask me out by telling me that they can buy a prime rib or that they have an inheritance. It’s a totally pathetic way to engage that’s built in Lucas seeing no value in other humans for anything beyond material or sexual prospects andknowing he has neither material, sexual, or intellectual appeal.

I mean, imagine trying to get a girl by bragging about a grade in remedial English One or two years ago?

 

[Fapcop]

It’s a shame the Islamic State is almost gone. Lucas missed his true calling there.

He could have been Omar Wern Al-Amriki or some shit like that, and fulfilled his potential for being cannon fodder. And get his fill of his greatest (and only passions): Food and vagina.

Lucas is just about smart enough to be able to learn the basic ideology and parrot that, like he does with his woke talk: “Infidel bad! Monotheism and Jihad, good!”

 

[le funny sex number 69]

It’s a shame the Islamic State is almost gone. Lucas missed his true calling there.

He could have been Omar Wern Al-Amriki or some shit like that, and fulfilled his potential for being cannon fodder. And get his fill of his greatest (and only passions): Food and vagina.

Lucas is just about smart enough to be able to learn the basic ideology and parrot that, like he does with his woke talk: “Infidel bad! Monotheism and Jihad, good!”

He also hates the west for not providing him with free poonaner.

 

[pr3nt177]

It’s a shame the Islamic State is almost gone. Lucas missed his true calling there.

He could have been Omar Wern Al-Amriki or some shit like that, and fulfilled his potential for being cannon fodder. And get his fill of his greatest (and only passions): Food and vagina.

Lucas is just about smart enough to be able to learn the basic ideology and parrot that, like he does with his woke talk: “Infidel bad! Monotheism and Jihad, good!”

and salivating over those promised 72 virgins.

 

[mothman96]

New "twists" to the "story". New-- He simply said "I'M TIRED OF THESE CLASSISTS AND MYSOGYNISTIC MEN WINNING OVER WOMEN". New -- he brings a 3rd guy into the picture, the young dude that said Lucas was checking out 17 yr old girls. Then the other 2 show up with the bats.

 

[PhantomDiploma]

Totally agree. Either that or it's just more of his transactional crap. Despite what @klickitat said, I don't think any of his desire to give things to other people comes from some home-grown politeness because he grew up in the midwest or some such, I think it's entirely him trying to set up a two-way street so that he can expect people to give him girls later on.

He Always, ALWAYS mentions what he gives people: he always says how generous he is over and over again just for sharing you know a couple puffs on a joint with someone, no this is not standard American politesse, this is Lucas trying to make people owe him.

That weird transactional that overlooks the fact that the weed and grub are ultimately taxpayer-funded, and especially overlooks all of the student financial aid he squanders just to be in the same room as women half his age and twice his networth.

 

[WonderWino]

New "twists" to the "story". New-- He simply said "I'M TIRED OF THESE CLASSISTS AND MYSOGYNISTIC MEN WINNING OVER WOMEN". New -- he brings a 3rd guy into the picture, the young dude that said Lucas was checking out 17 yr old girls. Then the other 2 show up with the bats.

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Funny how he makes up this insane story to somehow try to paint himself as a victim but never considers how questionable it is for him to be skulking around across from a bar he'd been banned from when he freely admits he didn't even have any money. Thats red flag creeper behavior in itself. Its the kind of thing rapists to - sit around waiting for some drunk woman to stumble out of the bar and wander off on her own so they can do something to her

Its also interesting how he, yet again, claims anyone in a bar must be at least 21. He thinks hes being very clever with that because he thinks no matter how young she looks, even if its obvious shes lying about her age/using a fake id/etc.. that he can be a creep on her and claim 'well its a bar so I thought she was 21! I didn't do anything creepy or illegal!' This has been pointed out to him before and he acts like high school girls lying about their age to get booze in clubs and bars isn't a thing. I'd even go so far as to say this is the main reason he likes bars, because he can stake out and creep on anyone who is blatantly doing just that and play stupid if anyone calls him on it....which makes this situation even more amusing seeing as his own delusions and lies essentially outed him for doing just that - creeping on a 17 year old when he got 'attacked' by angry imaginary people saying she was 17. ffs even his delusions call him a pedo. Smoking and being in a bar proves nothing as far as age goes

If he keeps outing himself to make him look like a deranged pedo like that he'll more than likely attract some very real vigilantes with bats. Word gets around eventually and plenty of people don't take kindly to his kind skulking around women or bars. I'd love to see him try something like that outside of a hells angels owned bar

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Funny how he makes up this insane story to somehow try to paint himself as a victim but never considers how questionable it is for him to be skulking around across from a bar he'd been banned from when he freely admits he didn't even have any money. Thats red flag creeper behavior in itself. Its the kind of thing rapists to - sit around waiting for some drunk woman to stumble out of the bar and wander off on her own so they can do something to her

Its also interesting how he, yet again, claims anyone in a bar must be at least 21. He thinks hes being very clever with that because he thinks no matter how young she looks, even if its obvious shes lying about her age/using a fake id/etc.. that he can be a creep on her and claim 'well its a bar so I thought she was 21! I didn't do anything creepy or illegal!' This has been pointed out to him before and he acts like high school girls lying about their age to get booze in clubs and bars isn't a thing. I'd even go so far as to say this is the main reason he likes bars, because he can stake out and creep on anyone who is blatantly doing just that and play stupid if anyone calls him on it....which makes this situation even more amusing seeing as his own delusions and lies essentially outed him for doing just that - creeping on a 17 year old when he got 'attacked' by angry imaginary people saying she was 17. ffs even his delusions call him a pedo. Smoking and being in a bar proves nothing as far as age goes

If he keeps outing himself to make him look like a deranged pedo like that he'll more than likely attract some very real vigilantes with bats. Word gets around eventually and plenty of people don't take kindly to his kind skulking around women or bars. I'd love to see him try something like that outside of a hells angels owned bar

Lucas's ability to be able to look at a girl and immediately know how old she is is one of his superpowers.

Seriously, how stupid is this? I know I was going to bars and clubs before I was 21, all of my friends were, and I would go so far as to say that a good percentage of the girls in the bar, maybe as much as 30%, are likely underage?

In any case the more he adds to the story The more ridiculous it becomes; it's kind of funny how other men always say the things Lucas himself says instead of other men saying to him, "what the hell are you talking about, why are you talking about Republicans and age?"

He always acts like strangers hop right in to his way of thinking and they immediately know his terminology and they're bothered by his problems, like the way he says that other people complain about age phobia, other men talk to themselves.

It's such complete projection that I actually don't know if projection is the right word.

He's literally externalizing his internal qualities to make it seem as if the rest of the world act the way he does.

Uber projection Maybe, Werner projection?

 

[Wernology]

New "twists" to the "story". New-- He simply said "I'M TIRED OF THESE CLASSISTS AND MYSOGYNISTIC MEN WINNING OVER WOMEN". New -- he brings a 3rd guy into the picture, the young dude that said Lucas was checking out 17 yr old girls. Then the other 2 show up with the bats.

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"All I was doing was screaming at random strangers outside a bar after dark and creepily staring at the women and these guys just beat me up for NO REASON AT ALL!"