If Lucas knows of 4 yr olds watched porn it's because Lucas was showing it to them.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Nobleman
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Anyone see the newest instagram video where he tells Goldy to fuck off?
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Immediately after it went up! I turned notifications on for his account.
Anyway, in case he has you blocked and you don't want to log out to see it:
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Normally his eyes are either dead or conveying rage but there’s some genuine hurt in those eyes and I am all for it
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I appreciate the compliment man.Yes he did. I'd say Jeremiah deserves atoo.
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Beneath his caustic pedo gaze,
a seething cauldron of fecund rage,
for who shall provide a zoomer bae,
alas 'tis not in the cards today
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It's really a testament on how little interaction he's had with women to earnestly say that young Christian women are promiscuous and then in the same breath try to make an appeal to them with his pseudo science in regards to the future health of their unborn babies.
"If" there is any "hurt", I'd say it has to do with Lucas's bloated ego that he thought he had Goldy wrapped around his little finger. He "owned" Goldy/the podcasts, say what he wanted and got to gorge on Goldy's dime on top of it. That's why he had the "confidence" to go after Goldy's girlfriend the way he did.
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Not to mention he literally bragged about him and claimed he would be his attack dog and put his critics in their place several times. I fully expect there to be some interesting pissed off ranting videos coming out over the next few days
That said, I still can't believe he seriously wanted $81 worth of kfc for himself. 220lb and losing weight my ass. and lets not forget thats US funds so for goldy thats well over $100 CAD. For reference a family size meal including the biggest bucket of chicken kfc, 5 sides, drinks and all the other stuff that comes with it sells sells for about $70 CAD. I know that because I was in the local kfc the other day trying out one of those mini popcorn chicken and fries to go buckets they've been pushing and noticed the price, even pointed out how expensive its gotten over the years. tldr: I don't recommend it at all
Just checked. At this moment $81 US works out to $106.29 CAD
So to reiterate that means lucas wanted to eat a $106 kfc meal by himself for doing a podcast. For which he could have bought nearly 1.5 of the largest family meals kfc offers, intended for five people and including 5 large sides, drinks and a massive bucket of chicken
I know we point out how much of a total pig lucas is with food but holy shit, even for lucas thats utterly horrifying
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I really regret only being able to catch part of the podcast, and look forward to when it's posted to YouTube. But Lucas is a 40-year-old predator (I did hear the "MOVE ON!!!" part - I can't imagine if a poor woman is trapped with him and subject to his animalistic rage when he feels entitled to what he wants) that gets punked on by Isaac and his 17-year-old brother, he's upset at Goldaor who is what like 21 or 22? Even with people half his age, Lucas is a beta.
I also agree with the post about him probably just throwing whatever food was leftover away. For being an environmentalist and against greed and consumption, Lucas is a total hypocrite. He lost the DS. He "threw away" his Obamaphone because he couldn't get it to work. He litters by posting up stupid flyers. He goes through who knows how much plastic with all his fast food meals to go. He squanders $500 a month on eating out, which in his warped mind stimulates the economy. Okay, but if taxpayers can keep that money they're also gonna use it. Shaking productive citizens down and giving their money to homeless people to piss away does indeed stimulate the local economy, but that doesn't make it right. Cars, weapons, and coal-fired power plants also do great things for the economy, if that is the logic Lucas wants to use to why it's a good thing he wastes all his money. He's said multiple times the bipolar thing is a giant scam, and now he's openly talking about getting a job, so why does he feel entitled to other people's money? Or money that could help other people more deserving. He's a fat fucking lazy and entitled piece of shit, who if he wasn't such a weak beta faggot would probably be locked away somewhere for acting on his urges. Thankfully he's too much of a pussy to do something, but if the opportunity presented itself (remember: it's on YOU to provide HIM with the gf he so desperately needs), I have no doubt he would have no qualms with using his sheer bloated mass of 300 pounds (that's 100 pounds more than a baby elephant) to do whatever he wants. He's not a feminist, he's not an environmentalist, he's not stimulating the local economy, he's never going to have a relationship or find love on this planet, he doesn't believe in an afterlife so he has no hope for anything after this, and he IS going to die alone in a ditch somewhere, consumed by a lifetime of his own impulsive and disgusting decisions.
Sorry if you already covered the above in the podcast, Jeremiah. Great job from what I heard.
I also agree with the post about him probably just throwing whatever food was leftover away. For being an environmentalist and against greed and consumption, Lucas is a total hypocrite. He lost the DS. He "threw away" his Obamaphone because he couldn't get it to work. He litters by posting up stupid flyers. He goes through who knows how much plastic with all his fast food meals to go. He squanders $500 a month on eating out, which in his warped mind stimulates the economy. Okay, but if taxpayers can keep that money they're also gonna use it. Shaking productive citizens down and giving their money to homeless people to piss away does indeed stimulate the local economy, but that doesn't make it right. Cars, weapons, and coal-fired power plants also do great things for the economy, if that is the logic Lucas wants to use to why it's a good thing he wastes all his money. He's said multiple times the bipolar thing is a giant scam, and now he's openly talking about getting a job, so why does he feel entitled to other people's money? Or money that could help other people more deserving. He's a fat fucking lazy and entitled piece of shit, who if he wasn't such a weak beta faggot would probably be locked away somewhere for acting on his urges. Thankfully he's too much of a pussy to do something, but if the opportunity presented itself (remember: it's on YOU to provide HIM with the gf he so desperately needs), I have no doubt he would have no qualms with using his sheer bloated mass of 300 pounds (that's 100 pounds more than a baby elephant) to do whatever he wants. He's not a feminist, he's not an environmentalist, he's not stimulating the local economy, he's never going to have a relationship or find love on this planet, he doesn't believe in an afterlife so he has no hope for anything after this, and he IS going to die alone in a ditch somewhere, consumed by a lifetime of his own impulsive and disgusting decisions.
Sorry if you already covered the above in the podcast, Jeremiah. Great job from what I heard.
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Why do I miss all the greatest shit
Lucas is right, having a job is so inconvenient
Lucas is right, having a job is so inconvenient
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There might have been a cheaper way to input the order that I don’t know about but I tried to do it with combos and everything to save as much hypothetical money as I could, so that price is a rough guess but it’s probably not too far off the mark.
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I didn't touch on Isaac.
I kept bringing up the fact that I didn't need other people to introduce me to the women I've dated or the woman I married. This pissed him off quite a bit and he tried getting me to admit I was 'selfish' for not finding him a woman. I tried to dance out of it by saying that if he wants to come to Houston I'll introduce him to an 18-24 year old woman. At this point he's screaming at me and asking if I lived in Spokane would I introduce him to someone and I said no because he's acting very aggressive and has a DV charge against him. Then it devolved into why I wouldn't forgive him interspersed with his usual diatribe. At that point I had to go to get my daughter off the bus.
I thought about doing the whole 'welfare stimulates the economy thing' and I had an opportunity, but I don't really like talking politics with sane people much less a homeless schizophrenic.
I got most of the questions I wanted to have answered answered. The 4 year old's who he claimed were walking up to him and asking him to have sex was one. We covered some of the stuff from his ex-roommate about how he used to scrub the floor with the toilet brush (which he admitted to) and he denied (but wasn't particularly grossed out by) talking about jerking off in his ex-roommates Macaroni and Cheese.
It's surprisingly difficult to steer a conversation with this guy (at some point, just to get him to stop hollering and deescalate, I asked him his thoughts on Star Wars). The one thing I wished I had asked, and I ran out of time, is about his porn habits. That would've led to his fascination with fisting, anal torture etc. I pressed him about the reality that most guys out with multiple women aren't fucking every woman they're with. He's adamant that this isn't the case. His worldview could be the plot from a 1990's porno.
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IT FINALLY FINISHED PROCESSING.
I should be in bed, I have to be up at 6, but I need to listen to at least some of it.
I know, I know, probably should have let @The Golden USB Show post the video (which is on his channel anyway) but ANYWAY! I'm going to be up way too late tonight.
Oh the best part is he unblocked Goldaor to send the same thing to him. I had to re-read that screenshot a few times to actually have my brain process the idiocy of what he was saying.
Apparently nobody trusts @The Golden USB Show so he needs to make the ad or "stay blocked" like Lucas legit thinks the power dynamic here is in his favor in any possible way.
It's honestly so absolutely entertaining, podcast catfishing is probably the next chapter. Anyone who sends him KFC will probably be able to lure him onto their show now.
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Kind of laughing uncomfortably at that epic chimp out at the end.
This part sounds like some shit out of a horror movie.
ETA: Here's the lead up to and major chimp out over his DV charge. This is the part I tuned into and it is indeed telling that Lucas is a predator that is full of rage.
I don't know how the two of you talk to him when he is acting like this (i.e., Lucas normal - enraged and shouting). I think during the first or second podcast I actually got a headache listening to his bullshit, I can't imagine actually interacting with this piece of shit for such an extended time.
This part sounds like some shit out of a horror movie.
ETA: Here's the lead up to and major chimp out over his DV charge. This is the part I tuned into and it is indeed telling that Lucas is a predator that is full of rage.
I don't know how the two of you talk to him when he is acting like this (i.e., Lucas normal - enraged and shouting). I think during the first or second podcast I actually got a headache listening to his bullshit, I can't imagine actually interacting with this piece of shit for such an extended time.
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Why won’t Gen Z date him? He sounds so down to earth and chill.
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I made a 5 minute dating video for him.
Now that the edit is processed: I'm kind of sad I have no way of directing him to watch his dating video without outing the account he hasn't blocked because it's a 5 minute 10 second masterpiece that I made in under that amount of time.
I should have been in bed hours ago but this episode of the podcast is solid fucking gold. The mood swings alone! Kind of wonder where he was while he was shouting almost non-stop for an hour and a half and if he got told to 'move along' when he finally stopped screeching.
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Lucas realizing the (literal) gravy train is leaving the station without him