Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

That's...not what any of that junk science you make up means. Low sperm count is more common in people who are older, in poor health, or have a physical urological problem going on.

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Da Dude123 said:
I read some reviews on Gander and Rye Grass online and it sounds like the food is plenty good, but why the awful menu? It is all about appearances with Lucas. I can see him showing up there in filthy Ill fitting clothing looking like a ragman.

He thinks this will impress the baby zooms. Well, he thinks wrong. He needs a car with a Bernie Sanders bumper sticker, a credit card, and a hot tub to do that.

Also, when Jeremiah was interviewing Lucas, it was stated by Lucas that he felt that having a girlfriend would solve all his problems. That is classic incel logic. He will still be a shit bum even if he found a Gen Z girlfriend. He won't, of course.
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On this note can you imagine what would happen if lucas somehow did manage to get a zoomer bae to go out on a date with him to someplace actually expensive and classy and lucas showed up with her all happy and ready to show her off, only to get stopped at the front door by the staff for being dressed like a hobo and reeking of weed and BO? Being told there is an actual dress code and that he absolutely doesn't meet it - in front of his zoomer bae no less, would, I suspect, trigger the meltdown of all meltdowns. Especially if he started arguing, embarrassing said zoomer bae and convincing her to try to end the date due to his abusive behavior toward the staff and stupidity in showing up dressed like a hobo. If anything would trigger his next back to eastern state-tier meltdown on the spot it would be getting so close to his prize only to have it taken away like that at the last moment

It would be epic. So close to finally getting his long pined for date with a zoomer bae only for the restaurant itself to turn him away at the front door, and in a way that significantly criticizes him. It would be a joy to watch unfold. I can totally see the staff having none of it and calling the cops, as such places have little tolerance for incidents of any kind, let alone the kind of behavior lucas is prone to when angry

That said, I can see some catfish fucking with him on such a date, even if he did somehow manage to be presentable enough to get into the restaurant, by deliberately ordering a bunch of expensive stuff lucas couldn't afford and then stiffing him with the bill. 'I just need to go use the ladies room lucas, i'll be back in a few minute' only to have lucas waiting at the table for an hour before he figures out he's been had and now has a bill he can't cover. I wonder if lucas would try to dine and dash, or if he would just lose his shit when told the cops had to be called cause he couldn't pay for his food
 
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On this note can you imagine what would happen if lucas somehow did manage to get a zoomer bae to go out on a date with him to someplace actually expensive and classy and lucas showed up with her all happy and ready to show her off, only to get stopped at the front door by the staff for being dressed like a hobo and reeking of weed and BO? Being told there is an actual dress code and that he absolutely doesn't meet it - in front of his zoomer bae no less, would, I suspect, trigger the meltdown of all meltdowns. Especially if he started arguing, embarrassing said zoomer bae and convincing her to try to end the date due to his abusive behavior toward the staff and stupidity in showing up dressed like a hobo. If anything would trigger his next back to eastern state-tier meltdown on the spot it would be getting so close to his prize only to have it taken away like that at the last moment

It would be epic. So close to finally getting his long pined for date with a zoomer bae only for the restaurant itself to turn him away at the front door, and in a way that significantly criticizes him. It would be a joy to watch unfold. I can totally see the staff having none of it and calling the cops, as such places have little tolerance for incidents of any kind, let alone the kind of behavior lucas is prone to when angry

That said, I can see some catfish fucking with him on such a date, even if he did somehow manage to be presentable enough to get into the restaurant, by deliberately ordering a bunch of expensive stuff lucas couldn't afford and then stiffing him with the bill. 'I just need to go use the ladies room lucas, i'll be back in a few minute' only to have lucas waiting at the table for an hour before he figures out he's been had and now has a bill he can't cover. I wonder if lucas would try to dine and dash, or if he would just lose his shit when told the cops had to be called cause he couldn't pay for his food
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Lucas has already eaten at Gander & Rye grass.

That alone, absent anything else about their reductive menu, is proof that they're not a high-class establishment.

Could you imagine paying for an expensive executive lunch, all of your co-workers in suit and tie, discussing some business issues of importance, and you look over and see stinking, stoned, manic Lucas, on day 8 of same stained t-shirt mind you, angrily lecturing his phone about telomerase while stuffing salami and bread in his mouth?

Not really the vibe a Gourmet restaurant wants to give off, I would think.
 
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LeeLoo said:
Even classifying him as an animal is being too kind. Animals are far more intelligent and useful than Lucas. I’d classify Lucas as an amoeba, or quite possibly a new, vile species.
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Right lmao someone on Youtube said his head is an eggplant and I told them that was very rude. What did eggplants ever do to be compared to Lucas?!
 
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Hopefully he stays this mad for the rest of the year. Shame Sophie blocked him, it would be kinda funny to see him blow up her inbox with creeper links while being told to fuck off
The Golden USB Show said:
He still unblocks me to send me like 5 links about older fathers dna shits three times a day, saying I'm "bad for Sophie" then immediately reblock me 🤣
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The Golden USB Show said:
He still unblocks me to send me like 5 links about older fathers dna shits three times a day, saying I'm "bad for Sophie" then immediately reblock me 🤣
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He was really pushing Sophie to dump you and date/breed with a 35+. If he thought she was on board with his insanity on dating 35-55, he'd be on her offering to pay her way to Spokane for a restaurant "date"
 
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Telomoron said:
One scenario I can't stop laughing at the thought of is that even if Lucas did somehow manage to find a "fecund range" baby zoom that was receptive to his lunacy, the odds are still extraordinarily against conception happening. With his age, poor diet, tendency to smoke, and health issues, there's no doubt he has the lowest sperm count a man could possibly have. That along with his admitted diabetic neuropathy would make natural conception almost not an option.

Not only that but being a "fecund range" baby zoom doesn't even guarentee being highly fertile. It's common for young women to experience any number of fertility issues. I mean hell, in the handful of zoomers I've dated most of them were upfront about having fertility issues.

I'd love to hear the chimp out after Lucas and baby zoom go to a fertility clinic as a last ditch effort to conceive and the practitioners break the news to him that being over 40 doesn't actually give you magic sperm, in fact it very significantly raises the chances that your offspring will have health defects, and Lucas would just plug his ears and go, "LALALALALA can't hear you why are you being a classist agephobe bigot?! MOOOO REEEEE!!!" and cause a scene and get banned from there like everywhere else.
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You know, that is a point that I don't think has been brought up before and yet it's glaringly obvious. Marijuana has a deleterious effect on sperm.

Here is a systematic review of the research available, since Lucas likes to cite number of studies so much: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/30916627/

It finds that cannabis use is bad for sperm. Since we know Lucas reads here, let me put it big and bold for him:

"Research supports a role for cannabis in reducing sperm count and concentration, inducing abnormalities in sperm morphology, reducing sperm motility and viability, and inhibiting capacitation and fertilizing capacity."

Read it again fatass, MARIJUANA IS BAD FOR SPERM. Even if the fecund age for male sperm is 35-55, Lucas has DEFECTIVE SPERM due to his LIFELONG MARIJUANA USE.
 
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The Golden USB Show said:
He still unblocks me to send me like 5 links about older fathers dna shits three times a day, saying I'm "bad for Sophie" then immediately reblock me 🤣
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If you can squeeze it in betwen blocks, shoot him an "older men = lower potency" article and ask the last time he had his sperm count checked.
 
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telemeres69 said:
Hopefully he stays this mad for the rest of the year. Shame Sophie blocked him, it would be kinda funny to see him blow up her inbox with creeper links while being told to fuck off
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She could send him a (blurred faces) pic of her hugging her dad, holding a "thanks Lucas!" sign, and tell him she dumped Goldy for a 40-year-old and she's SO happy now (and pregnant). He doesn't want her to date 35-55 year old guys, he wants her to date a specific 35-55 year old guy.
 
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klickitat said:
In the original of that video if you have headphones on or turn the volume up, during his coughing fit you can hear him muttering about Bernie Sanders through clenched teeth.
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"You claim to be Christian. You claim to be for Bernie. And you claim to be communist."

Dude just doesn't get it.

ThomasAudley said:
@klickitat I hate to ask you for a personal favor here but - do you have the vid where he just starts shouting BITCH BOYS in public? It was right before he lost his phone for the first time but I CANNOT find it, I can't even recall what he was wearing.
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Is this the one?
 
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Listening to the final interview now... I'd love to pick Lucas' brain on why he has this relentless 24/7/366 insistence that other guys should share Baby Z with him. I've never talked to any incels that think stuff like that, they're usually "I'm ugly, socially retarded, women hate me, AWALT, etc...". Incels generally think everyone is fucking except them, but Lucas takes it extra levels. There must be some deep trauma or he has a strong addiction to gangbang/bukkake porn that makes him think everyone is experiencing that.

If Lucas somehow got a date with a zoomer bae, he'd have the worst paranoia and insecurity issues ever that would immediately ruin any connection. And as you see by his continuous anger in the interview, it's scary. I hope there isn't some vulnerable mentally ill young girl desperate for attention out there that would give Lucas this chance.
 
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The Golden USB Show said:
He just texted me:
"All your credentials are from Kiwi farms people, you rude dipshit retarded telomere attrited jackass."
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"You don't deserve her." then an immediate block
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Block him back for a day and see if he freaks out and starts posting his messages to you publicly to get your attention
 
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The Golden USB Show said:
He just texted me:
"All your credentials are from Kiwi farms people, you rude dipshit retarded telomere attrited jackass."
Followed by:
"You don't deserve her." then an immediate block
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Remember what he said, he wants a girl just like Sophie, her "twin". That's his way of saying (without outright saying it) he wants Sophie for himself. So he's pissed as hell she loves you.
 
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