Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Hopefully, Lucas will get out in time for the election tomorrow. I want to see him mooing and reeeing about it. He won't vote, of course, but he will still moo and ree over the results.
 
I hope he isnt still in the hospital on election day, we might miss out on some good sperging

Also, just remembered that one time he posted a pic of his moobs to facebook with no description. His sanity has always been questionable.
 
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The fact Lucas hears "voices on the wind" or experiences hallucinations is not his fault.
The fact that Lucas creeps on suspiciously young women with the intent of anally torturing and impregnating them is his fault.
The fact that Lucas cannot grasp social cues is not his fault.
The fact that Lucas chooses to chimp out at anyone who gets in his way is his fault.
 
The fact Lucas hears "voices on the wind" or experiences hallucinations is not his fault.
The fact that Lucas creeps on suspiciously young women with the intent of anally torturing and impregnating them is his fault.
The fact that Lucas cannot grasp social cues is not his fault.
The fact that Lucas chooses to chimp out at anyone who gets in his way is his fault.

Hearing voices and having hallucinations are absolutely his fault because he refuses to take his medication to put a stop to them

Not grasping social cues is absolutely his fault because he flat out refuses to listen to anybody and refuses to learn from his past behavior and consequences. That is correctable. Perhaps not to a perfect extent, but certainly to one far greater than he is currently experiencing
 
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he's back!

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Surreal.
 
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So I wonder if he is actually staying in the psych ward? I know about the four digit code for calls when people are inpatient, but I can't imagine he's allowed to have his phone while in there, nor computer use.
Correct. In Frontier they cannot have their phones, it is one of the first things taken away from them. Frontier is the one that contracts with Providence so I am familiar with their polices, but INBH is with Multicare so it may be different. But allowing a loon to have their phone contacting the world that they said led them to their breakdown in the first place is very irresponsible to say the least.
 
Getting catfished at the nut farm was not on my institutionalization arc bingo card

Even for lucas getting catfished while in the psych ward is a new low

That said he appears to be wearing some kind of hospital patient uniform so it appears he's in the hospital, or at least he was when he took the pic. Though it is odd that he has been allowed to use his phone.....though I did just get this horrifying mental image of him suitcasing it into the psych ward

I wonder how this will affect the college saga. He is supposed to start on what the 9th of november?

and at least he has his phone in time for the election. if trump does somehow win a second term I can see another rage coming....while in the nuthouse. not a good thing for him to do
 
Even for lucas getting catfished while in the psych ward is a new low

I wonder how this will affect the college saga. He is supposed to start on what the 9th of november?

and at least he has his phone in time for the election. if trump does somehow win a second term I can see another rage coming....while in the nuthouse. not a good thing for him to do
Classes for the Winter quarter start 1st week of January. I think he still needs to complete the registration process for the classes this month.
 
An address to stay at? Lucas being the exceptional idiot he is will go over there. Lucas definitely believes this is a sure thing and this fecund zoomer surely wants him living with her and carrying his children.

I bet he will be in a hurry to get out of the hospital to go live with this ACAB Kween! Oh, man. I can't wait for the meltdown when he finds out he's been had.

Edit: So, this catfish made him not suicidal? So, you have been single for 8 years? Who gives a shit? Quit being a wuss about it. There is way worse things in the world than being alone. I get that it can be depressing, but that is no excuse for acting like a little girl about it.

I wonder if Lucas was smart enough to google the address and make sure it is an actual residence and not a UPS store or something like that. He has talked about video chatting, but I am sure he will just take the catfish at her word and go to whatever address in Spokane that was given to him. Hopefully, he will brag about it and play it up before going there and ultimately finding out what we all
know. This is another catfish and he fell for it, yet again.
 
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I wonder if Lucas was smart enough to google the address and make sure it is an actual residence and not a UPS store or something like that. He has talked about video chatting, but I am sure he will just take the catfish at her word and go to whatever address in Spokane that was given to him. Hopefully, he will brag about it and play it up before going there and ultimately finding out what we all
know. This is another catfish and he fell for it, yet again.
Been wondering why he didn't just say he taked to a Spokane girl. He said she has a 509 area code number . The 509 area code covers a bunch of other cities. Local address or in another city? He'll be out of IHBH in 72 hrs, so we'll find out by the end of the week.

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He's not going to make it to the scheduled municipal court tomorrow Tuesday at 9 am.
 
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