Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Did this tasteless motherfucker really douse pepperoni, olives, shredded cheese, and raw green beans with "spicy" mayo and hot sauce then wrap it in a tortilla?

Is he pregnant or do his taste buds just not work?


As for other people doing interviews, as long as Lucas doesn't get paid in anything useful, I don't mind them.

The more people who don't know about Lucas that find out about him and what a complete shitstain of a person he is, the better; I always figured interviews/videos like that, that go over Wernology 101 aren't really aimed at people who have been following the trainwreck of Lucas for years or even months but to 'introduce' new people to him. Basically, we're not the target audience.

The last time Drag tried to interview Lucas on his own channel, Lucas got wind of it from the forums here and backed out, thinking Drag was working with KF somehow which was just a fun little peek into Lucas' paranoia.
Spicy mayo. Lucas's cooking, like his political ideas and scientific conclusions, is presented with such confidence. Presented to impress. To be admired.

Look at this shit and remind yourself that he's showing it off to be admired.

It's not sporting to pick on a poor man's plate, but the way he arranges his humble ingredients to diminish whatever was appealing about them, and then shows it off like he's some culinary wizard, is delicious. With spicy mayo.
 
I got to hand it to Lucas I kind of want to see what Civ New Dawn actually looks like when he opens the box. It’s better he plays real games before he starts making his nonsensical resource harvesting dice games. Do you think he will give it a go or just show he bought the box to pose as a board game buff?

edit: I don’t know if I’d laugh or cry if Lucas bought a starter set of warhammer minis and started painting and playing with them to pick up the gen z baes. I have no doubt GW would send him a cease and desist when he started his telomere space marine chapter.

He probably won't understand the rules or how to play in general, then declare the game 'stupid' or 'pedantic' before rambling on about how his game are better.
 
Listen at how his voice sounds in the raw green bean burrito video. On the extremely rare occasion that someone is crazy enough to actually be around him for more than a few minutes he sounds absolutely giddy, you can almost literally HEAR him smiling. Remember back when Isik and those two troons were in that dumpy motel with him? He talked about it for days afterward and sounded like a teenage girl twirling her fingers between her hair talking to her besty about her new boyfriend. Billions of people on this planet and the only ones that acknowledge him are a handful of strangers on the internet that watch in disgusted bewilderment like he's that horribly obese monkey at the zoo that people keep throwing treats to even though there's signs that tell them not to. What an isolated existence this creature lives.
 
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Apparently he is using Dan Eisenberg's work again, which he was warned about in 2018 by Eisenberg.
 

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Did this tasteless motherfucker really douse pepperoni, olives, shredded cheese, and raw green beans with "spicy" mayo and hot sauce then wrap it in a tortilla?
Worse… Spicy mayo and SWEET MUSTARD (at least that’s what he said in the video about the other sauce). He’s so fucking disgusting in every way.
 
that's not even "Mayoracha", the very mild Sriracha + Mayonnaise blend that Heinz sells. that's Mayochup, a sweet/creamy blend of already sugary ketchup with creamy, fatty mayonnaise. basically fat in a bottle. 20% daily fat per two tablespoons and you know he loads up on it.

there has to be something strange with his food combinations - it's consistent and i doubt it's from lack of access to ingredients or want of preparing something or observing actual food preparation. these are the sorts of things a child you has never been exposed to a kitchen much would "assemble" plates from food in order to produce a "plate of food", regardless of food science or culinary art.
 
Wonder if his buddy there is the one whose voice we've heard. The one who said "Lucas, Lucas" and "socks".
Socks, you say? Perhaps the voices on the wind are hinting that this Fat Fellow will end up being Lucas's version of Sockness. Imagine how horrendous and repulsive that would be...

Seriously though, Do any Wernology scholars ITT predict that Lucas will have a Sockness-style saga at some point? Why or why not?
 
Socks, you say? Perhaps the voices on the wind are hinting that this Fat Fellow will end up being Lucas's version of Sockness. Imagine how horrendous and repulsive that would be...

Seriously though, Do any Wernology scholars ITT predict that Lucas will have a Sockness-style saga at some point? Why or why not?
Lucas is not famous in the same way as Chris Chan. For all of his faults CWC was a lot more productive in his life than Lucas with his OCs and even tapped into what the internet was becoming early on with some of the fist let’s play videos and audience-creator interactions.

Not that it’s a legit reason to be obsessed with having sex with Chris Chan but he has a cult following and is internet famous which would attract obsessive stalkers that want to be CWC.

I don’t know who in their right mind wants to be Lucas unless they already are also a bumcel into youngings. You never know there could be a weirdo out there who might try to ingratiate themselves with someone like Lucas irl and move to Spokane but I doubt it. If it wasn’t for the Starbucks incident I don’t know if we would know about Lucas in the first place.
 
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You mean in becoming a Maoist black block Antifa twitter warrior who the other comrades at the rally try to hide somewhere in the back out of fear of embarrassment for their super soldier

edit: Im just imagining Lucas joining antifa and then ending up on some newsmax segment where they feature a clip of the Wern saying if you don't give us free food we are going to burn McDonalds to the ground

ETA: He's posting memes and "research" to his community page it looks like. I don't know why he's keen to share his scientifically accurate takes with @Dragnuact Sylvas

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Wow the phrasing of that meme really highlights how wild it is that he's parasocially in "love" with a whole demographic: "Maybe because you're the only one for me, Generation Z". Usually you say that to one person, Lucas. It's like saying "you're the only one for me, redheads" or "you're the only one for me, girls whose names start with J". Insane.
 
Do you think Lucas would be any different now if he had a girlfriend when he was younger?

His whole deal seems to be trying to rectify not having a cute young girlfriend when he was in high school.
Not at all, he'd still be a pervert and use that as an excuse.

"I want to date a 16 year old because I dated a 16 year old in high school and it was great, but not as good as it would be now because telomeres."
 
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His whole deal seems to be trying to rectify not having a cute young girlfriend when he was in high school.
Now where have we seen that mindset before, I wonder?🤔 And he claims he's not an incel?

I have to wonder if he'll ever realise that it's never going to happen for him?
In the unlikely event that he makes it to age 55, what tack will he take then; we already know he hasn't got the sand to rope himself (for all his bluster about it), so what will his cope be, I wonder?
 
Part of me really wants him to get a good looking live-in lady in that 18-21 range. Most teens in that range are insufferable. And Werner is insufferable. I think it would make for a great three days of content and maybe even serve as an eye opener for the poor fellow. Though, there's a 50 percent chance he murders her, wears her skin, and puts her perfect organs in a tortilla with some spicy mayo.
 
Do you think Lucas would be any different now if he had a girlfriend when he was younger?

His whole deal seems to be trying to rectify not having a cute young girlfriend when he was in high school.
A girlfriend that actually liked Lucas and wanted to be with him, yeah. That happens for only a very lucky few. It's one thing incels get stuck on, but they don't realize that most high school relationships are a blip in time where one/both sides don't really care and mainly add stress to your life.
Part of me really wants him to get a good looking live-in lady in that 18-21 range. Most teens in that range are insufferable. And Werner is insufferable. I think it would make for a great three days of content and maybe even serve as an eye opener for the poor fellow. Though, there's a 50 percent chance he murders her, wears her skin, and puts her perfect organs in a tortilla with some spicy mayo.
Me too. It's so obvious Lucas doesn't hang around zoomer girls often because he thinks he's compatible with them. We've seen how irritated Lucas gets just with the female shelter workers that barely talk to him, imagine your common 19 year old girl today that is obnoxious beyond belief babbling about narcissistic shit nobody cares about from her phone she's glued to 24/7.
 
I am trying to see what we can glean from videos on Lucas and substance/Med use.

For reference: this is Lucas drunk. His speech is not slowed like when he is medicated or off a manic episode. Instead, his rate is pretty normal but with lots more slurred words.



i will try to find a video of him smoking pot, but my recollection is that it’s pretty much typical Lucas but with more meandering word salad. He isn’t giggly or super slow in his speech. I think there’s a video of him and isik that is a good example.




Assisted living facilities cannot force meds and I don’t recall if this place is sober living (anyone have source evidence), so if he refuses meds then that’s on him. And they won’t care if the money is coming in and Lucas isn’t acting out.

So I would class the recent videos as Lucas either medicated (which fits in with his weight gain and the way he spoke immediately after getting out of the hospital in 2017) or off a manic high (which I think could fit since he is no longer making as many boring board game videos and is back on the telomere train). Though, a third option is that he is not taking his typical medications or they aren’t effective due to his use of occasional alcohol/pot and maybe is having to take sedatives per group home. So without his typical med regime, he’s returned to his magic cum obsession, but isn’t quite able to spin into mania.

personally, the weight gain makes me think meds but he also gorges so maybe not. Lucas is so Med resistant that I struggle to see him still complying.
 
Assisted living facilities cannot force meds
They can force them and they do very regularly. Again, its written into every agreement thats signed as part of entering those kinds of facilities. Its central to resident and staff safety. Such places cannot operate without the ability to do so. I know this because I literally work in several of these places, and have had it explained to me in detail both by staff nurses and my employer. I have literally had to hold people down while they were forcibly medicated more times than I can count at this point
 
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