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His neck wattle looks like a nasty ballsack in that one.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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His neck wattle looks like a nasty ballsack in that one.
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Well, it fucking does now. Thanks for that.
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Lucas mystifies me. How could you possibly think that UNF! UNF! UNF! was sexy? But then again, how could you possibly think that raw green beans in an uncooked tortilla, with all those other typical Wern ingredients sounded tasty?I am trying to see what we can glean from videos on Lucas and substance/Med use.
For reference: this is Lucas drunk. His speech is not slowed like when he is medicated or off a manic episode. Instead, his rate is pretty normal but with lots more slurred words.
i will try to find a video of him smoking pot, but my recollection is that it’s pretty much typical Lucas but with more meandering word salad. He isn’t giggly or super slow in his speech. I think there’s a video of him and isik that is a good example.
Assisted living facilities cannot force meds and I don’t recall if this place is sober living (anyone have source evidence), so if he refuses meds then that’s on him. And they won’t care if the money is coming in and Lucas isn’t acting out.
So I would class the recent videos as Lucas either medicated (which fits in with his weight gain and the way he spoke immediately after getting out of the hospital in 2017) or off a manic high (which I think could fit since he is no longer making as many boring board game videos and is back on the telomere train). Though, a third option is that he is not taking his typical medications or they aren’t effective due to his use of occasional alcohol/pot and maybe is having to take sedatives per group home. So without his typical med regime, he’s returned to his magic cum obsession, but isn’t quite able to spin into mania.
personally, the weight gain makes me think meds but he also gorges so maybe not. Lucas is so Med resistant that I struggle to see him still complying.
Maybe that's the sound he made when he had sex with Suzanne.
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He's almost as obsessed with the N word as he is with zoomer puss puss.
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I love how he can’t pronounce Bladee correctly. That’s not even a big boy word and he can’t say the name right.
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Frankly, I'm not going to hold that against him, I don't know how to pronounce some modern music kid's name either, but what I find more interesting is the fact that he pronounces Greta Thunberg's name three different ways in one video that's a minute long.
TOON
THUNE
THUNN
Edit:. If you want a good video representation of Lucas high, this one, where he walks around Rite-Aid muttering to himself, is as obviously under the influence as I've seen him...
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Why is he so completely obessed with the word nigga? I don't really understand, he's got countless videos spouting off what he thinks justifies it, and videos of him just saying it.
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This is kind of an age-old Wernology question, but my guess is that Lucas seems to get off on crude, anti-social behavior... He sees it as indicative of masculine strength, and is very drawn to it, even when enacting such (like the N-word) specifically flies in the face of his erstwhile SJW virtue-signaling.
He loves to be rude and crude. Part of this is no doubt his mental issues, but "sane" Lucas, however small that part of him is, also likes to provoke...He isn't brave enough to do it in person, so he overcompensates by going WAAAAAY overboard with this sort of rude and crude stuff over the internet.
He's constantly ping-ponging back and forth between levels of racist, homophobic nastiness that none of his target demo do themselves, and a "holier than thou" pose of extreme passing judgement on those he sees as demonstrating insufficient fealty to the PC left.
He never seems bothered by the contradiction.
Over the years, we've heard him use a variety of justifications for his inability to keep the N-word out of his mouth:
1. Young women get turned on by it.
2. Specifically, Young women get turned on because it suggests the speaker is a "bad boy"
3. Lucas isn't the "language police"
4. He should be able to "share in the wealth of the word"
... I'm sure there's more, but yeah, it's an engima. The important takeaway from this, is simply that he's not in control over his mouth.
He's constantly in the process of reacting to the thoughts that pop into his brain, and his mouth has no filter, so in that sense, we can't give the things that come out of Lucas's mouth the same level of scrutiny, in our search for explanation, that we would with a normal person.
With Lucas it's all just stream of consciousness nastiness. But he gets off on provoking. This is one observation Cyael on YouTube made that I agree with 100%.
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Yet he somehow manages not to do it in the presence of anyone likely actually to sock him in the jaw.
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Lucas really started the nigga stuff after the Lacie saga. I'm guessing the dudes that pass her around say nigga and stuff like that. Before that, faggot (or feggit) was his weird "you're a bigot for saying this word but I'll say it because you won't date me!" nonsense. It's just his retarded form of virtue signaling.
Why is he so hellbent on correlating nonblack people using the n word with environmental shit?? Obviously nothing he says makes sense, but it’s fascinating (and odd) that THAT specifically is what he always comes back to. He does it in his newest video, saying everyone should be able to say the n word because some random rapper from Sweden does, and then he starts talking about the environmental issues again.
In a video from a while ago, he said “people are mad about me saying [n word] but those same people drive a car. Which one of us is doing more damage to the environment, huh?!” Like dude, idiot, PukeAss… social injustices and issues are not always directly connected to environmental ones. That makes literally no sense. Literally not a single soul on the planet thinks that saying the n word or any other slurs contributes to environmental decay. Like I said I know he NEVER makes sense but this is just another of his very odd misconceptions where I’m like where tf did you get that idea to begin with??
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I had this similar thought. I’m willing to bet Lucas Werner is the only person on the planet who thinks about Greta Thunberg dropping the n word. It makes literally no sense what either of those two things have in common only in Lucas’s brain. I’m a climate nigga said no one ever.
edit; there is such a term as environmental racism referring to environmental destruction and exploitation in marginalized communities but I don’t think that’s what Lucas is getting at.
This mountain is actually called Nigger Mountain, I don’t know how this is still the name of a mountain in the Canadian Geographical Names Database.
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Lizard brain level opposition reflex probably.
He got told "you can't do that" so his remaining braincell's reaction is, "I'M ALLOWED TO DO WHAT I WANT BECAUSE I'M A BIG BOY I CAN DO WHAT I WANT NAZI!!"
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Keemstar about to head down to Bistango to do some age-gapping.
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This guy?
He reminds me of that episode of Big Mouth where all the kids get drunk on illegal Russian cotton candy vodka and one of them pukes. Maybe because I want to puke after seeing that meme.
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And you know he read Lucas's research.
You think he's gonna pay it forward by telling Lucas where the party at? Not likely.
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Keemstar is a dumpster fire in his own right.
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Gotta admit I'd have a field day watching Lucas think Keemstar was his bro or some shit.
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I had this similar thought. I’m willing to bet Lucas Werner is the only person on the planet who thinks about Greta Thunberg dropping the n word. It makes literally no sense what either of those two things have in common only in Lucas’s brain. I’m a climate nigga said no one ever.
edit; there is such a term as environmental racism referring to environmental destruction in marginalized communities but I don’t think that’s what Lucas is getting at.
This mountain is actually called Nigger Mountain, I don’t know how this is still the name of a mountain in the Canadian Geographical Names Database.
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The term "environmental rascim" would short out his remaining brain cells.