Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Maxxicus Callahan said:
I had this similar thought. I’m willing to bet Lucas Werner is the only person on the planet who thinks about Greta Thunberg dropping the n word. It makes literally no sense what either of those two things have in common only in Lucas’s brain. I’m a climate nigga said no one ever.

edit; there is such a term as environmental racism referring to environmental destruction in marginalized communities but I don’t think that’s what Lucas is getting at.

This mountain is actually called Nigger Mountain, I don’t know how this is still the name of a mountain in the Canadian Geographical Names Database.

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If you read in more detail, it's the "previous official" name it's now "Mount Jeldness". For legacy and record keeping reasons they keep it in the database in case an older record references it by the previous name, that way you can connect it to the modern records and names more easily.
 
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Twrx said:
Why is he so completely obessed with the word nigga? I don't really understand, he's got countless videos spouting off what he thinks justifies it, and videos of him just saying it.
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I think there are two primary “whys” that give rise to this behavior; the “material why” and the “teleological why”.

The material why can be answered by the two mechanics at play. The first is because the word “Nigger” is transgressive, no matter what pronunciation is adopted, and the utterance gives Lucas a small rush everytime he says it on social media. The second mechanic is that Lucas has poor impulse control and will simply engage in pleasurable behavior as long as the consequences are not immediate and/or severe.

But why does being transgressive activate that neural reward system in that walnut brain of his? I could shit on a crucifix in front of some Christian clergy and the behavior would certainly be transgressive, but it wouldn’t generate anything pleasurable for me. This is because the transgression needs to have a certain intent, the act itself is just a means to an external end. When it comes to Lucas, acting out with transgressive behavior is goal oriented and serves the greater purpose of eroding boundaries.

Sexual predators like Lucas are fully aware that society views their sexual preoccupations as being wildly inappropriate and that their targets are socially and culturally inculcated against their advances. The systematic weakening of someone’s guidelines for what constitutes acceptable behavior is the primary means by which most sexual predators gain sexual access to their victims.

Almost the entirety of Lucas' social media presence is dedicated to this task. He’ll give you religious arguments for why Gen Z needs to provide him sexual chattel, he’ll give you political arguments, and he’ll give you scientific arguments. Lucas won’t just provide you with justifications for permissibility either, he wants to show you that other people are already gleefully engaging in the taboo behavior and enjoying it, so we get this Bistango fantasy that he manufactured.

Getting a young woman of “Generation Z” comfortable with him saying the word “Nigger” in casual conversation would be an early step in the grooming process. If successful it opens up the possibility to the victim that societal mores might be wrong about other stuff as well. This has a cascading effect that a predator like Lucas would exploit for the entirety of the relationship and if left in place long enough, it will eventually result in the victim totally isolating themselves to be around their abuser.
 
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Two quotes to take away from "Congrats, You're Enemies":

"Im not here to die alone but I don't want to be put at risk for some airborne pandemic"

- Has already had Covid and two vaccines. I love that he can't see the irony in saying he's worried about his safety in trying to approach a woman during a pandemic when he regularly claims to be suicidal because he can't get a girlfriend. So you want to die because you can't get a girlfriend but you can't get a girlfriend because of the absurdly low amount of danger in the process. Ok.

"I'm not here asking for a TRAD wife like the incels"

bruh.
 
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Pump Meat said:
I think there are two primary “whys” that give rise to this behavior; the “material why” and the “teleological why”.

The material why can be answered by the two mechanics at play. The first is because the word “Nigger” is transgressive, no matter what pronunciation is adopted, and the utterance gives Lucas a small rush everytime he says it on social media. The second mechanic is that Lucas has poor impulse control and will simply engage in pleasurable behavior as long as the consequences are not immediate and/or severe.

But why does being transgressive activate that neural reward system in that walnut brain of his? I could shit on a crucifix in front of some Christian clergy and the behavior would certainly be transgressive, but it wouldn’t generate anything pleasurable for me. This is because the transgression needs to have a certain intent, the act itself is just a means to an external end. When it comes to Lucas, acting out with transgressive behavior is goal oriented and serves the greater purpose of eroding boundaries.

Sexual predators like Lucas are fully aware that society views their sexual preoccupations as being wildly inappropriate and that their targets are socially and culturally inculcated against their advances. The systematic weakening of someone’s guidelines for what constitutes acceptable behavior is the primary means by which most sexual predators gain sexual access to their victims.

Almost the entirety of Lucas' social media presence is dedicated to this task. He’ll give you religious arguments for why Gen Z needs to provide him sexual chattel, he’ll give you political arguments, and he’ll give you scientific arguments. Lucas won’t just provide you with justifications for permissibility either, he wants to show you that other people are already gleefully engaging in the taboo behavior and enjoying it, so we get this Bistango fantasy that he manufactured.

Getting a young woman of “Generation Z” comfortable with him saying the word “Nigger” in casual conversation would be an early step in the grooming process. If successful it opens up the possibility to the victim that societal mores might be wrong about other stuff as well. This has a cascading effect that a predator like Lucas would exploit for the entirety of the relationship and if left in place long enough, it will eventually result in the victim totally isolating themselves to be around their abuser.
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I'm fascinated with your theory, as its the first one (including my own) that really seems to explain the behavior.

My question is: As unlikely as it is that Lucas is consciously doing this, do you think this "transgression as weakening of acceptable norms" behavior is almost instinctual in him?

Or is it indeed voluntary?
 
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Latest lucas facial swelling is concerning. Previously he had a bad reaction to antipsychotics, which caused the puffiness to his face. It’s clear however that he’s not on those.

His mood, red face and facial swelling have me seriously concerned for him. I’m thinking heart failure.

ETA + power level warning:
Having viewed his recent videos, I have a genuine professional concern with his immediate health.
Please can anyone in touch with Lucas (even in a catfish capacity) please encourage him to seek care ASAP.
Sorry to be a sperg, but dead cows don’t moo.
 
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BowlOfDick said:
Latest lucas facial swelling is concerning. Previously he had a bad reaction to antipsychotics, which caused the puffiness to his face. It’s clear however that he’s not on those.

His mood, red face and facial swelling have me seriously concerned for him. I’m thinking heart failure.

ETA + power level warning:
Having viewed his recent videos, I have a genuine professional concern with his immediate health.
Please can anyone in touch with Lucas (even in a catfish capacity) please encourage him to seek care ASAP.
Sorry to be a sperg, but dead cows don’t moo.
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He won't listen, he's too damn stupid to listen.
 
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BowlOfDick said:
Latest lucas facial swelling is concerning. Previously he had a bad reaction to antipsychotics, which caused the puffiness to his face. It’s clear however that he’s not on those.

His mood, red face and facial swelling have me seriously concerned for him. I’m thinking heart failure.

ETA + power level warning:
Having viewed his recent videos, I have a genuine professional concern with his immediate health.
Please can anyone in touch with Lucas (even in a catfish capacity) please encourage him to seek care ASAP.
Sorry to be a sperg, but dead cows don’t moo.
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Looks like 7-11 pizza bloat paired with hypertension from being a diabetic, fat shit. Self preservation and quality of life aren't a concern, anything you or anyone else could possibly share would fall on deaf ears. Besides, his superior DNA has him covered against potential health disparities that lesser, baseball cap wearing males face.
 
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Todd Weiss said:
Looks like 7-11 pizza bloat paired with hypertension from being a diabetic, fat shit. Self preservation and quality of life aren't a concern, anything you or anyone else could possibly share would fall on deaf ears. Besides, his superior DNA has him covered against potential health disparities that lesser, baseball cap wearing males face.
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It’s the acute nature of it that concerns me.

Don’t get me wrong. Lukey’s death will be funny, but it would also be an end to our entertainment and Wernology as we know it would become a dead science.

We have to try. As Wernologists it’s our moral responsibility to preserve his sacred lolcow milk.
 
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BowlOfDick said:
It’s the acute nature of it that concerns me.

Don’t get me wrong. Lukey’s death will be funny, but it would also be an end to our entertainment and Wernology as we know it would become a dead science.

We have to try. As Wernologists it’s our moral responsibility to preserve his sacred lolcow milk.
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I dunno, I just watched his last video "Stop Sitting On Your Clown Ass" and I found myself wishing he would drop dead and shut the fuck up already. Think, we would all be free of this curse of waking up and seeing what this fat sack of shit did in the wee hours.
 
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BowlOfDick said:
ETA + power level warning:
Having viewed his recent videos, I have a genuine professional concern with his immediate health.
Please can anyone in touch with Lucas (even in a catfish capacity) please encourage him to seek care ASAP.
Sorry to be a sperg, but dead cows don’t moo.
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BowlOfDick said:
It’s the acute nature of it that concerns me.

Don’t get me wrong. Lukey’s death will be funny, but it would also be an end to our entertainment and Wernology as we know it would become a dead science.

We have to try. As Wernologists it’s our moral responsibility to preserve his sacred lolcow milk.
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You've followed him long enough to know that he will not listen to reason or do anything to better himself. He won't even do the basic things needed to preserve his life. It would be an exercise in futility to try and get through to him.

Zaz said:
I dunno, I just watched his last video "Stop Sitting On Your Clown Ass" and I found myself wishing he would drop dead and shut the fuck up already. Think, we would all be free of this curse of waking up and seeing what this fat sack of shit did in the wee hours.
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It's true that Lucas will never shut up until he's dead. He will go on and on about the same few subjects until he meets his demise. However, we're not cursed with his existence. We do have the power to ignore him. We are choosing to watch this train wreck.
 
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A whole lotta nope said:
It's true that Lucas will never shut up until he's dead. He will go on and on about the same few subjects until he meets his demise.
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It's true that Lucas will never shut up until he's dead. He will go on and on about the same few subjects until he meets his demise.

.....only to find out that after his death he gets the jacob marley treatment. Cursed to walk the cold streets of spokane for all eternity as an invisible spirit, hauling with him heavy chains and the boxes of all the shitty fast food he greedily gorged himself on in life. Screeching as he is forced to watch everyone else hook up and completely ignore him. Ranting about bernie sanders centuries after bernie is dead and driven stark raving mad by his own obsessions for all eternity. At best he would become the voices on the wind for another insane incel in the centuries to come. Ignored in death as he was in life as nothing more than background sarcasm and delusions

a fitting punishment for his behavior in life. I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if his fanaticism about atheism is partly rooted in the fear of his behavior being punished like that at some point and its his way of hiding that fear
 
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Yeah, I bet you wouldn't, you fuckin cow. Since your tardbux are going to your nursing home. Begging for money like the bum that he is.
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