Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Stilgar of Troon]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rSej9kd5xs4 he’s peaking tonight boys. Screaming, shaking, spitting and slamming his elbow into the walls demanding he get laid. How long do you guys think this place will keep him at this point?

He's on the path back to the puzzle factory. If this flophouse he's staying at is paying even minimal attention, his deterioration is getting harder and harder for them to ignore. At this rate, I fancy we'll see one of his mega-meltdowns before month's end.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Goddamn, what is happening to him? He looks like absolute dogshit.

I think he's eating and sleeping more oh, probably sometime spending the majority of the day in bed. And so of course he looks puffier. When he didn't have a bed, he spent a lot of the day walking, and that exercise tightened the skin of his face, and made him look thinner. I really think it's as simple as that.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Lucas is quickly devolving again. His ranting is starting to come off as some reverse criticism of his own behavior directed at the elusive Gen Z who he cannot seem to decipher. His circular arguments are getting more closed off and aggressive. In simpler terms, he is becoming that insane bum rambling utter nonsense to himself that encapsulates all of his frustrated anger toward the world but makes no sense to any stranger listening.

I am rooting for Lucas to gain an epic amount of weight. So much he becomes immobilized. Could be the best way to get himself off the street permanently. Maybe he and Steven Assanti can team up?

 

[Huge Fungus]

Lucas is utterly seething and spitting with rage today, and producing bountiful milk . This world is sick for not yeeting him a bae.

The Struggle Is Real Because of You

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Capitalism Is In The Way, Gold Diggers

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Is There Patience Among Gen Z?

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"You're nothing compared to me."

"Let me inside your car. We are going to the party. We are going to the location of where the babes are at."

"I'll fly you down to Arizona after... A year of dating."

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas is utterly seething and spitting with rage today, and producing bountiful milk . This world is sick for not yeeting him a bae.

The Struggle Is Real Because of You

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Capitalism Is In The Way, Gold Diggers

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Is There Patience Among Gen Z?

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"You're nothing compared to me."

"Let me inside your car. We are going to the party. We are going to the location of where the babes are at."

"I'll fly you down to Arizona after... A year of dating."

He is getting more unhinged by the day. Its only a matter of time before he goes off at someone in his nursing home and gets in shit

That said, since its clear that lucas is not the crown prince of king roys elk kingdom, I wonder if we should do what king johns family did when he was assumed not to be becoming king and refer to lucas as 'lucas lackland'

Has a nice ring to it

 

[Wernology]

Lucas is utterly seething and spitting with rage today, and producing bountiful milk . This world is sick for not yeeting him a bae.

The Struggle Is Real Because of You

youtu.be

Capitalism Is In The Way, Gold Diggers

youtu.be

Is There Patience Among Gen Z?

youtu.be

"You're nothing compared to me."

"Let me inside your car. We are going to the party. We are going to the location of where the babes are at."

"I'll fly you down to Arizona after... A year of dating."

It'd be kind of entertaining if he got into some rando's car and ended up dropped a good 30 miles outside of Spokane in the middle of fuck all nowhere with very low cell signal.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Date him for a year and you can meet his parents.

Lucas, not everybody is as amazed at your parents for not being homeless poorfucks as you are.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Has anyone else noticed, Lucas seems to have been having some difficulty pronouncing words?

Not to a super-significant degree, and perhaps this is from the alcohol, but in several of these recent videos, his tongue gets locked up on small words, or he mispronounces words for seemingly no reason, even less of a reason than his usual cartoon voices that he does occasionally.

Just me?

Example: At the End of "Fascist Ass Ballers", the very last thing he says is an attempt to say baseball cap, but he says "baseball pack"... And seemingly gives up in disgust...

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

I wonder if there's stuff going on in the group home that he's pissed about, but he's directing all the anger into the not having a girlfriend shit.

I have a theory that that's a thing he does. He just kinda defaults to that.

Or maybe he doesn't feel free to talk about his problems with the home because they see his videos.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Date him for a year and you can meet his parents.

Lucas, not everybody is as amazed at your parents for not being homeless poorfucks as you are.

These latest videos find our fare Lucas at the dead end cul-de-sac of his life‘s pursuit.

No where to turn, all avenues blocked off, end of the road.

This is the culmination of all his “free thinking”, his scientific justifications, and his virtue signalling moral superiority. This is where his atheistic, communistic philosophical outlook and his rigorous adherence to science has left him.

All out of options. No place to go. And no where to turn.

Look in the mirror Lucas. This is where your high mindedness and seemingly infallible logic of your thought has left you.

Just remember when you reach the bottom... keep digging.

 

[mothman96]

Date him for a year and you can meet his parents.

Lucas, not everybody is as amazed at your parents for not being homeless poorfucks as you are.

With Mallon Place taking almost all his check, with what money is he going to fly 2 to Arizona. Oh yea, a couple of dates in and he will be moving in with the hot Gen Z. She will be providing for him so he can use 1 of his checks to fly to Arizona. He is so sure his mother is going to put out the welcome mat when for all the time she has lived in Arizona she has never invited the Freak to visit.

 

[Bassomatic]

If this place is as bad as people claim. They will take Lucas check on the first and then boot him.

Not saying I am suggesting that, but it would be really fucking funny. Ok yes I kinda expect and hope it happens.

 

[WonderWino]

With Mallon Place taking almost all his check, with what money is he going to fly 2 to Arizona. Oh yea, a couple of dates in and he will be moving in with the hot Gen Z. She will be providing for him so he can use 1 of his checks to fly to Arizona. He is so sure his mother is going to put out the welcome mat when for all the time she has lived in Arizona she has never invited the Freak to visit.

Well like the old saying goes - 'what does a lesbian wern bring with her him on his second date? a u-haul'

Otherwise it'll take him at least that year of dating to save enough for a couple tickets. coach of course

The crackpot ploys he comes up with to attract his 16 year old breeding telomare get stupider with every passing month

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Finally screaming again. BASEBALL CAPS! FASCISM!

More and better screaming. Lucas is having a rough day.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

One question. Do you want your eggs fertilized or unfertilized?

 

[IceQueen]

I am looooving today’s dairy farming, the cow is giving us so much milk for no reason! And right around the start of Fall, what a bountiful harvest we have today. Okay sorry lol but for real what a delight it was to open YouTube and see so many new videos. His “logic” devolves more and more in each of them and it’s so fun to know that he’ll never, ever get what he wants and watch him scream about it.

“I’m not here to die alone” ahh hate to break it to you my guy, but you really ARE. Not only will you not have a zoomer bae by your side when you die, you’ll have NO one. Not your family, no friends, no one. It’s been said before, but us here on the farms are the ones who will be the most saddened by your death, because the milk supply will cut off when that happens. We will be the only ones who will miss you, and that’s not about you, it’s about the train wreck you constantly show us. Your parents and maybe Seth likely will feel some sorrow, but mostly they’ll be relieved that the burden that is you is finally gone, hopefully before you ever actually harm a child or woman or anyone else.

 

[Twrx]

With Mallon Place taking almost all his check, with what money is he going to fly 2 to Arizona. Oh yea, a couple of dates in and he will be moving in with the hot Gen Z. She will be providing for him so he can use 1 of his checks to fly to Arizona. He is so sure his mother is going to put out the welcome mat when for all the time she has lived in Arizona she has never invited the Freak to visit.

Do they offer much much worse than coach? Because there's no way in hell he'd be able to afford it. This is the same retard that can't scratch enough cash together to afford an id. It's 54 for a new one and 20 to replace a lost or stolen card. Dude can't even afford 20 bucks.

Fucking love how he says he'd be good with a girlfriend, but Capitan domestic violence forgets that he wasn't good with a girlfriend at all.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

I love his line of reasoning like hey I’m not here to pose for a photograph if you want to talk to me take me to meet a girl so I can say hi I’m Lucas, how are you. Then I’ll say if you date me for a year we can visit my parents in Arizona once I get my ID so I can access the $100 on my credit card and I’ll be able to afford plane tickets maybe. Also this is a very important question about your eggs fertilized or unfertilized?

He thinks that’s suave like saying shaken not stirred of course Lucas wants them fertilized that’s not even a question.

 

[Da Dude123]

I love his line of reasoning like hey I’m not here to pose for a photograph if you want to talk to me take me to meet a girl so I can say hi I’m Lucas, how are you. Then I’ll say if you date me for a year we can visit my parents in Arizona once I get my ID so I can access the $100 on my credit card and I’ll be able to afford plane tickets maybe. Also this is a very important question about your eggs fertilized or unfertilized?

He thinks that’s suave like saying shaken not stirred of course Lucas wants them fertilized that’s not even a question.

Why does he need an ID card to get a hold of the $100 on his EBT or whatever reloadable debit card he is talking about? He has been going on about an ID for over 2 months now. But the mooo cow hasn't been able to figure out how to do it. But, sure, he is soooo ready to be a dad. Totally.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Why does he need an ID card to get a hold of the $100 on his EBT or whatever reloadable debit card he is talking about? He has been going on about an ID for over 2 months now. But the mooo cow hasn't been able to figure out how to do it. But, sure, he is soooo ready to be a dad. Totally.

It’s funny how cripplingly full of bullshit Lucas is. Sure we all lie to ourselves a little sometimes with our own plans and pursuits but Lucas is astonishingly incapable of distinguishing what he tells himself from reality.