Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Slow afternoon. His community page "memes" where they can be commented on.

Mobile browser is being stupid and forum buttons don't work, so here:
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Unintentionally Hilarious Terrible Memes by The Wern.

These are all from the community page on his channel.
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Huge Fungus said:
A new Autistowls video will be released in 30 minutes. It looks like that gluttonous cow throws up in this one.

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Not gonna lie, I'm down for watching Lucas try to eat an entire one of those chips and not lose his shit literally and figuratively.
 
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Gas Station Boner Pills said:
His videos usually top out at about a couple hundred views but the one he posted last night called "Why Are You So Hateful, Generation Z?" Has over ten thousand views and counting. 10k is more than 3 times his subscriber base. Looks like there might be some new wernologists soon?
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Very curious where these looks are coming from. It’s now over 15k views and the “What I need is to know...” vid is over 1k.

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Stafford Beer Bong said:
Very curious where these looks are coming from. It’s now over 15k views and the “What I need is to know...” vid is over 1k.

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If I had to guess, I'd assume a bigger commentary channel picked him up or he got posted on a subreddit that directed people to go laugh at the freak.
 
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4.33 for bald spot view. What a stupid fat sack of shit.

Re: the 15k views. I have been hoping for ages that his rants get picked up and he gets mainstream coverage again like he did with the Starbucks incident. Would be nice to see him done over by some lefty news outlet blabbing about the danger of sexist left wing men hiding their misogyny yadda yadda....
 
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Huge Fungus said:
That fool doxxed his own email in this interview; it's lucaswerner79@gmail.com. This is revealed shortly after the 1:27 mark.

I'm pretty sure this was already known somewhat here, but just a reminder that anyone can send a message to that cow at any time, and he'll have to at least see the subject line (and probably read it). He could always do with a reminder about what's in the cards for him!
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He mentions that email all the time and lists it in the descriptions of most of his videos because it's the only way a hot zoomer bae can contact him. He gives it out freely, he wasn't trying to keep it a secret.
 
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His videos usually top out at about a couple hundred views but the one he posted last night called "Why Are You So Hateful, Generation Z?" Has over ten thousand views and counting. 10k is more than 3 times his subscriber base. Looks like there might be some new wernologists soon?
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Comment at @klickitat's terrible memes video:

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Gas Station Boner Pills said:
His videos usually top out at about a couple hundred views but the one he posted last night called "Why Are You So Hateful, Generation Z?" Has over ten thousand views and counting. 10k is more than 3 times his subscriber base. Looks like there might be some new wernologists soon?
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More Wernologists? I hope not. Wernology is a cruel, bleak discipline.

A few posts into Lucas's introduction to r/cringe, and already there were pious Redditors pointing out that laughing at the mentally ill is against the rules. That type of environment is inhospitable to Wernology.
 
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mothman96 said:
Who paid for the meal--Lucas or Skeletor

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Skeletor just said that he didn't buy Lucas lunch.... Apparently fatty got his check today? Also, I'm imagining that Lucas must have eaten lunch before the chip challenge? Cuz I can't say that I would want to down a bowl of pho after puking my guts out. But that's just me.
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
Skeletor just said that he didn't buy Lucas lunch.... Apparently fatty got his check today? Also, I'm imagining that Lucas must have eaten lunch before the chip challenge? Cuz I can't say that I would want to down a bowl of pho after puking my guts out. But that's just me.
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Yea, I just saw Skeletors comments about not buying the Freak food. So Lucas still has spending money but won't use 5 bucks to get his ID. Lucas posted the Pho video at 12:54. Skeletors chip challenge might have been earlier.

This is for Skeletor since you do read here:
You did set the precedent when during the time of your 1st interview you bought Lucas the Nike shoes and the Halloween shirt. So it did make one wonder if you were in some way "rewarding" the creep to have him back on your channel.
 
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More Wernologists? I hope not. Wernology is a cruel, bleak discipline.

A few posts into Lucas's introduction to r/cringe, and already there were pious Redditors pointing out that laughing at the mentally ill is against the rules. That type of environment is inhospitable to Wernology.
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I found the Lucas thread on r/cringe to see if there were some good laughs and made it about 15 comments in before I closed the tab.

My god is reddit a cancer.
 
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Lucas Werner the Spokane Freak said:
They want someone to protect them, maybe consider dating a guy that's 6'1" and weights over 200 pounds that might be a board game designer
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Lucas you are a 6'1" and over 200 pounds of fat and sagging skin weakling that's been beaten up by Isaac's younger teenage brother.
Freak, you can't protect yourself.
 
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Neko GF said:
Why don't the Gen Z baes want to date Lucas? It's obviously because of Daddy issues and not because Lucas is unattractive, and offers nothing of value for a woman:

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Of course, we all remember that Lucas was saying, about a year ago, that telling a girl she had daddy issues was sexist?

Edit:. TMI from Dr. Niggae Luke

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