Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

So the new spergout owls video was not terrible we got earjuice getting some not so subtle jabs through to fatty ( we all know Pucas is utterly tone deaf socially) and a couple of small admissions from him:

He finally confessed to watching "barely legal porn"
not sure where he is at currently with his dad.

Referring to "Don't stand so close to me" he went full Jeff Culver from Hard Candy - not a girl, technically a woman

Someone slyly suggested he do stand up in Spokane when he claimed his "right now video" was comedy, but Pukas confessed his terrible shyness cos he can see the people. Pity, that would be premium milk.


Lukey also thinks everyone who criticises him is a "conservative" someone really needs to one day ask how left wing women view a record of domestic violence and being referred to as "clit" or "thots and sluts"

We really need a laid back female host with a girly voice ( a Soph plus?) who can slowly eviscerate Lucas to a climactic meltdown.


"Rainbow me"
 
So, I redid the outro with credits.

It's way longer than I'd necessarily want it to be but I had to extend the scrolling credits out so they didn't just fly by.

Actually the length kind of adds to the humor of it. You expect it to end, then it keeps going because the list of his defects is endless. I like it!
 
Not too sure. I put a dislike on this video. I wish we could see the dislikes to likes ratio on these short videos.

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It shows up for me when I'm logged out.

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For that "I'm nothing compared to you" video, logged in and logged out I see 0 likes, 27 dislikes.

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Oh! Early morning brain was looking at the new outro video not Lucas' whiny shit. 😂

Anyway, I can see the ratio on his videos too.

Edit: Some comments.

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This one is still up, the others were auto deleted by YouTube.

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Wait wait wait guys…. Did Lucas recently say that fake Gen Z cool people look like they are out of a Spencer’s catalog?

like Spencer’s Gifts in the mall? The joke shop with dumb t-shirts of Marilyn Manson that like does not exist anymore?

I am not sure why but this is just peak hilarious to me. He cannot help but fuck up can he?
 
Wait wait wait guys…. Did Lucas recently say that fake Gen Z cool people look like they are out of a Spencer’s catalog?

like Spencer’s Gifts in the mall? The joke shop with dumb t-shirts of Marilyn Manson that like does not exist anymore?

I am not sure why but this is just peak hilarious to me. He cannot help but fuck up can he?
Lol! Spencer's is surprisingly still around. However, it was definitely the place for GenX culture. For Gen Z? I sort of doubt it. Him referencing it, really shows his age and how out of touch he is with the baby zooms.
 

This is one of my favorite Lucas videos ever. The breathless emotional pleas to stay home and stay safe are so transparent.

"I urge you to stay home and stay safe because....I don't know....how much longer...I can.".

Fucking LOL.

Jesus Christ he's such a fucking idiot.
Lucas' Covid virtue signaling is really the most pathetic incel behavior. He's only doing this because it's a lame excuse for why he's afraid to talk to girls.
 
Lol! Spencer's is surprisingly still around. However, it was definitely the place for GenX culture. For Gen Z? I sort of doubt it. Him referencing it, really shows his age and how out of touch he is with the baby zooms.
Spencer's still sees decent business from gen Y, it's basically "Hot Topic for adults" now as far as who is giving them business goes, except Hot Topic caters to a totally different crowd now. I worked in one when work got hard right before Covid during a period of "retail is better than jobless". It was mostly millennials coming in buying band, video game, and anime tees.
 
Spencer's still sees decent business from gen Y, it's basically "Hot Topic for adults" now as far as who is giving them business goes, except Hot Topic caters to a totally different crowd now. I worked in one when work got hard right before Covid during a period of "retail is better than jobless". It was mostly millennials coming in buying band, video game, and anime tees.

I am genuinely shook. I was so certain that Spencer’s supply of fake dogshit, bikini lady t-shirts, and joke books could not have kept it in business, I didn’t even Google.

but, yeah, I love how that is his point of reference for “cool.”
 

It's funny that it doesn't even occur to him how having a tongue with ridges on the side of it might be a symptom of a serious medical problem, at the very least hypothyroidism or low hormone levels.

Its also obviously disgusting, but god knows Lucas will never be self-aware enough to recognize THAT.
 

It's funny that it doesn't even occur to him how having a tongue with ridges on the side of it might be a symptom of a serious medical problem, at the very least hypothyroidism.
That looks like it could be oral thrush. What kind of things cause that, let me check my notes…

oh, yeah, diabetes.
 
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