Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

His newest video is fucking hysterically funny lmao “if you don’t want to be my friend you’re selfish. You just want to hang out with YOUR friends, not me” yes you fucking moron, that is how that works. “You shouldn’t date people with cars” Lucas just stop with that, even you aren’t delusional enough to think that people are going to stop dating and hanging out with NORMAL people. He is so mind numbingLY STUPID.
 
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I'm getting under his skin. Better get the mrsa killing surface cleaner.
 
Also, great evidence of what a monster of a boyfriend Lucas would be that he thinks neglect and verbal abuse as being part of a normal relationship.
don't overlook the weasel words of trying to both shift the blame from himself to soda, or Suzanne, or Suzanne's alleged religious nature, but also his supposed frustration at some more of his bullshit science so he appears to be intelligent and long suffering, when there is plenty of his own admissions that it's a complete fabrication.

about the only time i've seen someone cop more than a night or two in a drunk tank from a public disorderly is when there are aggrevating circumstances: either a repeat offender with a court order for violation (30 day suspended is one i saw a lot when i handed off a case to the ADA for drunk/disorderly or public intox with battery (pushing, shoving, spitting) or something like trying to get someone out of a bar or store and they opt to fight me on it and i add battery on a peace officer and usually resisting arrest, et c).

i would bet that lucas has had one or two priors that resulted in a suspended sentence and during that probationary period, he tarded out and copped the extended stay courtesy of the county jail.
 
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That's something that really doesn't imho get pushed enough here.

Suzanne was an angel to do what she did for the Wern. She's got some issues it seems but she tried her best and Lucas clearly is been out of control a long fucking time.

He leeched off her didn't clean didn't work didn't do anything aside jerk off to real and fake child porn that suits his fetish.

He got a free roof food etc and he hit her. Most of us men have been, stolen from lied to cheated on you name it. Never raising a finger. This isn't white knight or simp shit. Adults do dumb shit we don't hit like it's a playground (and even then most know better).

Lucas WILL abuse anyone he can. He fucked up by doing this in public. Frankly I'm happy he did. Suzanne, with no disrespect had to set a rule apparently and Lucas wasn't good with about no hitting.

She could not get away from her abuser until the cops drug that fat faggot away. She got an order and fixed her life. No one should contact her she's gotta move on and I hope she's well.

Lucas Colby Werner hits women. He's an abuser, a user, a thief and all around bumcel.

I don't mean to come off angry I'm far from. It's just amazing you have to say such foul things and they are pure truth.
 
I have never seen a freak out in a waffle house, and in Fayetteville, Friday and Saturday nights both waffle houses on yadkin had cops directing traffic.
I love to watch the YouTube videos of them.

We don't have many Blacks in my area, mostly East Indians and Mexicans. They usually behave in restaurants.
 
Lucas says that he broke Suzanne's rule, by being violent. Why would she have had to make such a rule, unless he had been violent before?

Also, I find it unlikely that one would end up with a domestic violence conviction for throwing an object at a wall, and not injuring anyone.
Exactly. I've never believed the glass at the wall story either. Something else definitely went down. He also gets unreasonably angry any time anyone brings up the incident. He's hiding something bigger I have to wonder what he really did . I would love to see security tape footage if it exists.

Too much soda my ass.

He doesn't belong around women, and it's a good thing he can't get one to pay him any attention.

Other than Waffle House/Dennys chimpouts, I've never seen anyone really lose it in a restaurant. Two guys fighting over a girl one was dating? They had the decency to take it to the parking lot, at the very least.
Same. The worst I've really seen is drunk guys yelling at one another over sports. Fights I've only seen at bars and those are taken outside real quick by bouncers. Whatever Lucas did at the restaurant I'll bet he had the employees and customers pretty scared.
 
This has the least white washed version of what happened with Suzanne. I've always loved the "I bundled up sticks" as a reason he should stay and that bundling up sticks is difficult labor.

 
This has the least white washed version of what happened with Suzanne. I've always loved the "I bundled up sticks" as a reason he should stay and that bundling up sticks is difficult labor.

That video is from 4 years ago and doesn’t even look like the same person
 
Suzanne was an angel to do what she did for the Wern. She's got some issues it seems but she tried her best and Lucas clearly is been out of control a long fucking time.
Suzanne is a really sweet lady from what I've seen of her online and Lucas was so lucky to have the time he had with her. I hope it eats at him every day because a chance like that is definitely never coming again.
 
Suzanne is a really sweet lady from what I've seen of her online and Lucas was so lucky to have the time he had with her. I hope it eats at him every day because a chance like that is definitely never coming again.
And he had the audacity to call her "gross".

I don't know if many people listened to Skeletor's recent stream that Lucas came onto, but at one point in the stream Skeletor jokingly suggested that Lucas date another notorious Spokane homeless person, a black woman who is apparently a midget. Lucas immediately responded by saying he doesn't understand why people have to try to "hook him up with garbage". It's not just having thoughts like that, I'm sure there's a lot of people who wouldn't want to date a midget, the fact that Lucas vocalises them with no fear of repercussions so freely is really what shows you the inside of his personality. Imagine the sort of thoughts Lucas has that he doesn't let out. As soon as he sees bumps on his tongue, he decides to photograph it and present it as a dildo. What sort of thoughts does Lucas have that remain inside of his head, because he considers them too horrible to share?

There is not a liberal bone in this guy's body. He's repulsed by tattoos, he's racist, he's homophobic, @QueenBurritoSupreme used to tell us about how Lucas was so sensitive in terms of being afraid of homosexuals, that if someone bumped up against him on a bus, he would start freaking out.

He's detestable. Lucas literally has no qualities, only faults. He thinks he's better than everyone, he thinks he deserves a perfect woman, someone that he calls "normal", as if he's anything close to a standard of a norm himself.

The shocking thing is that Lucas has not yet hit rock bottom. He was probably close to it, when he was threatening suicide, but the fact that the Malin house scoop him up gave him another reprieve from hard reality, and let him bounce along, making his inane videos, stuffing his face, and thinking he's famous.

Reality will set in when in 20 years, no one is paying attention to Lucas anymore, and all he can do is dream about his days on kiwi farms. He'll realize that his infamy and notoriety was the high point of his existence.
 
Let's everybody stop using private automobiles and start taking the bus everywhere.

That won't cause any problems.

I wonder how the fat faggot feels about electric vehicles; they don't pollute like gas vehicles do, but since every form of personal transport from roller skates and beyond is beyond his reach, I bet he thinks those are evil, too.

Maybe people would use mass transit more if one didn't so often run into people like Lucas on there.
 
Lucas made several interesting FB posts about the incident that have been collected in this hallowed thread. A sample:

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"I felt under appreciated being the stay at home cook and clean boyfriend" HUH????? We know Lucas wasn't actually doing much cooking and cleaning, but let's say he was. Let's say he kept the house relatively spotless and made Suzanne dinner every night. How is that not a fair arrangement when she's working and paying all of the bills??? What the fuck kind of "appreciation" is he talking about?? I am so baffled by the Suzanne thing. Why the fuck a grown ass, relatively stable woman (I mean obviously kind of unstable for being with him but stable enough to own a home and take care of herself) literally essentially adopted a 400 pound, insufferable manchild is beyond me.
 
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