Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

WonderWino said:
He looks like he is about to cry in that pic

That said, while lucas has a roof over his head and food its still something of a personal hell to him I suspect. After all, the food is clearly not enough to satisfy him, he has virtually no money, he has to take his meds despite years of saying how he hates them, he has no zoomers around him with everyone around him but staff mostly being seniors, he knows on some level that making a pass at any younger female staff member likely won't end well and he has the stigma of living in a nursing home at 41. Its almost like a subtle malicious compliance by his payee. 'ok you want a roof over your head lucas? you want to be taken care of? heres a bed at a nursing home that gives you rules you hate, shitty food that doesn't satisfy you, meds you hate and surrounds you with old people. enjoy'
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You forgot, "Not allowed to have guests over".

Even at his first tard house in 2017 he could have guests over, just not overnight.
 
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MeganDodgedABullet said:
Beetus-footed barista botherer wants a zoomer hottie with "perfect health, perfect intelligence and perfect empathy"

When wheelchair arc? :thinking:


Edit - would be fucking fantastic if they put the fat cunt on an enforced low cal healthy diet.
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I wonder if he would chimp out harder at that than he would after finding out he’s getting no inheritance, given that gorging on food is the cornerstone of his life (and self-soothing)
 
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What’s this schizobabble trying to mean?
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WonderWino said:
'I can get an EBT card and survive on my own!
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The fact that he does not see the contradiction in this statement, as well as not understanding that he has his every need provided right now under capitalism, is just astounding.

We all hate capitalism, you know... the very system under which I currently have my every basic necessity provided for. We need to replace this unjust system with communism, you know... so my every basic necessity will be provided for.

His idiocy never ceases to amaze me.
 
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Lucas’s hatred of baseball caps goes to his older brother, I believe. I think that his brother Shawn tends to dress like a flat bill bro. And Lucas hates him. So it’s all flat bill hate. I’m sure he has also noticed that bros are more successful with women. He misidentifies the most random things as points of attraction. But the fixation are on things that hit home.


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I don’t recommend this video, but at 1:32:30 or so they hit on Lucas’s meme abilities and call him a Boomer. So I just really want to include this since I know Lucas occasionally tours the farms. https://youtu.be/_U7erWCrfYw

One day I would love to do a compilation of all the YouTube react videos with others legitimately reacting to Lucas for the first time. I think it would be pretty funny and that it would really bother him. He seems to be okay with KF and trolls not liking him, he can discount that, but he puts a ton of stock into what he thinks are typical Gen Z opinions/reactions. He really struggles when he learns that he comes across any sort of way that he doesn’t intend.
 
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WonderWino said:
'I can get an EBT card and survive on my own! i'm better than the zoomer gold diggers!'

In other words he is too stupid to understand that having an EBT card proves you are not capable of surviving on your own. That is literally the government feeding you
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What happened to “if you’re with someone for an exchange of money, that makes you a hooker,” Lucas? If you’re getting EBT, you might as well be a common street whore by your logic. You have to fill out every form known to man about everything. Not to get too personal, but I saw this with a family member. Just the renewal form is probably longer than filing for a marriage certificate. Which we all know isn‘t in the cards.
 
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Svetlana Helsinki said:
What happened to “if you’re with someone for an exchange of money, that makes you a hooker,” Lucas? If you’re getting EBT, you might as well be a common street whore by your logic. You have to fill out every form known to man about everything. Not to get too personal, but I saw this with a family member. Just the renewal form is probably longer than filing for a marriage certificate. Which we all know isn‘t in the cards.
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In the Freaks case, he is incompetent so someone else would have to fill out the forms.
 
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WonderWino said:
The narcissism and utter stupidity is off the charts in this one
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Oh sweet, mother fucking baby Jesus... I canNOT deal with this level of stupidity. This whole video is entirely cringe-worthy.

First off, the space that needs to be maintained is the space between Lucas and gen Z females. Second, the way he tries sounding intelligent while spewing his nonsense is pathetic. Third, the fact that he thinks anything that he says is funny (other than because it is fucking pathetic) is more hilarious than he THINKS he is.

Finally, no one gives a flying fuck what he thinks should be prohibited. What should really be prohibited is him ever having anyone touch his tiny dick ever again.
 
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WonderWino said:
The narcissism and utter stupidity is off the charts in this one
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The law of the universe is that there is space between everything, therefore more space is good for some reason. Let’s consider the Goldilocks zone of where planet earth sits for life to exist, not too cold and not too hot, any more distant space from the sun and planet Earth would freeze over therefore there exists a right amount of space for life to exist in the universe. More space does not equal better space this is an over simplification but it means the age gap between Lucas and underage is too distant for healthy babies or healthy anything and being a bumcel there is too wide a gap in ability to care for a child which means the conditions for life are as barren as in deep space too far removed from the sun. This whole analogy is dumb but it works for Lucas, too close and burning up in the sun would be him getting pepper sprayed or reprimanded for flying off the handle on a young female employee in whichever institution he is housed, he will never achieve a happy medium for space in which his seed will meet an egg
 
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WonderWino said:
The narcissism and utter stupidity is off the charts in this one
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Pontificating Lucas is peak cringe. He never EVER sounds dumber than when he pulls this intellectual act.

This one is off the charts stupid.

edit - the pause for effect at the very end is particularly embarrassing.

Also this video reminds me of possibly his cringiest video of all time where he pontificates that “the universe has an intergenerational pattern” etc. I tried searching for it but can’t seem to locate. Possibly because I just woke up.
 
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WonderWino said:
The narcissism and utter stupidity is off the charts in this one
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"If I can't fuck, nobody should be able to fuck, and als being an incel makes me just as oppressed as The Blacks and The Gays and The Womenfolk."

I love it when he tries to be intellectual and puts on his best Ted Talk voice, it's so entertaining, like watching a dog dance on its hind legs (just not as adorable).
 
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Can't Mallon Place force this greaseball to shower and have his laundry done? I know that when family members were in care homes, bathing or showering was mandated 2-3 times a week for the health and comfort of other residents and staff, and laundry was done for them. It's still not much bathing- but it would be a substantial improvement for Lucas.
 
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