Zoomer Bae
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Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Zoomer Bae
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Yes, it’s definitely the classism and agephobia that’s keeping the honies from banging Lucas. Definitely has nothing to do with his face or personality or gut.
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Yes, Lucas, you need a Maserati.
You get a Maserati or a Lamborghini and I will notice you.
But we ALL know that's not in the cards for you, and never will be.
Burned CDs
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He's just going to crash it into a bonfire.
Also, your user quote thing always cracks me up.
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If Lucas had a car he’d crash it while making a meme of his goblin face telling the gen z girls to come for a ride
Telomere Savalas
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Luke is a Cajun now?
A car is a car in Lucas' world. Everything's a absolute. Honda Accord, Maserati, same thing. AMEX Platinum, Debit Bank Card, same thing.
Svetlana Helsinki
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This just further showcases that he has no idea what he’s talking about politically. AOC is a feminist, and her existence isn’t centered around getting your pathetic squirrel treat wet. In fact, I’m guessing she would recoil in horror if she saw those words with her face. Not to mention AOC supporting women are also usually pretty feminist, and don’t have ambitions of getting knocked up while teenagers and taking care of a grown ass man.
Zoomer Bae
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1. Seeing Lucas try to talk like a young person is giving me more secondhand embarrassment than I can handle.
2. “It’s you and me who’ll be unhappy” is maybe the only accurate thing Lucas has ever said.
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I can't help but imagine how all this looks to the other hardcases at Mallon House.
Lucas is laying on his belly on his bed with his knees bent, dead foot dangling, poking at his phone while claiming he's just trying to discover the location of free pussy, but in reality he's just blocking everyone saying mean things to him and somehow feeling proud of himself for it.
Then when he's done, he's prancing around and posing, sucking in his gunt and taking duck-faced selfies.
He must look like an absolutely ridiculous flaming faggot.
Lucas is laying on his belly on his bed with his knees bent, dead foot dangling, poking at his phone while claiming he's just trying to discover the location of free pussy, but in reality he's just blocking everyone saying mean things to him and somehow feeling proud of himself for it.
Then when he's done, he's prancing around and posing, sucking in his gunt and taking duck-faced selfies.
He must look like an absolutely ridiculous flaming faggot.
I'd really like to know what the guy in room 17 thinks of Lucas calling him "my guy".
dirtydeanna96
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thanks @Zoomer Bae.
as a Middle School English teach, i don't want Lucas anywhere near my kids.
I say this not only because he will perv on them,
but because just being around him will make their composition worse.
that poetry is awful!
as a Middle School English teach, i don't want Lucas anywhere near my kids.
I say this not only because he will perv on them,
but because just being around him will make their composition worse.
that poetry is awful!
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Lucas decided to angrily comment tonight. One of the comments is on a video from a year ago.
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Narcissistic Boy's been searching his own name again, I see
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How much do you want to bet he was talking in that video but was too dumb to realize no one could hear him over the audio track?
Yep lmao remember when he legit said that he could use his EBT card to buy a girl some Cheetos so that was basically the same thing as a rich guy using a Black AMEX to buy her stuff
he comes up with the stupidest, most RANDOM rules for the world and then just plainly states them as if anyone besides the schizo voices he hears will accept them as real
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The way he's going he might get lucky and earn himself a cushy hospital bed for awhile when his feet go necrotic but he'll be hated by the nurses.
Not only for all the personality reasons but because he's so fucking fat that 4 people are needed to turn his max-assist ass over to prevent bedsores once he's double BKA.
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Damn Lucas is really as deep as a bowl of cereal with these “Wernological Construct” memes. I love that he thinks he’s this profound philosopher in addition to being a brilliant telomere/time travel scientist and a passionate communist activist. He just strings together these sentences that are impressive to him but complete schizo word salad to anyone else. I feel like to be a real philosopher you have to have some modicum of self-knowledge, and you also have to be genuinely curious about the world and ideas for their own sake. Lucas spends his life building elaborate denial narratives to avoid the pain of honest self reflection, and he only pretends to be interested in science, politics, and human relationships in so far as he thinks these things will get him teen pussy. He’s one of the least philosophical people on the planet.
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Watching him struggle with chopsticks was incredibly entertaining.
Also, stuff is uploading, chat is on, I'll probably be at work when it finally finishes uploading but whatever.